Monday, April 06, 2009

Convivial Pirate Material



Happy new tax year.

We were all trying to get there

By the early 1990s, we'd decamped, lock stock and biscuit-barrel, to a cosy domesticity in Bristol, a city then in the vice-like of some vaguely magical happenings. First and foremost, Sarah Records, Clifton's favourite cottage (sorry, garden flat) industry, was continuing to quietly churn out largely miraculous releases. So we got to ride the buses that appeared on Sarah 7"s, inhale the same air as Secret Shine, tread the same pavements as Tramway, make intermittent forays - invariably to the Fleece - to see Sarah bands (sorry, slipped into NME-speak there, we mean bands who happened to be *on* Sarah...)

For us indie-kids of a certain age - the Christine's Cat generation, in our striped T-shirts and frankly pathetic fringes - it was our Altamont, Woodstock, Madchester, rolled into a naif whole. We even, I'm ashamed to say, found somewhere off Cornmarket you could buy sherbet fountains. Not that we ever anticipated at the time that a decade into the next century There And Back Again Lane would be a zealously-fetishised cross between Abbey Road and Mecca (with some even inclined to theft), that nutters (OK then, us) would pilgrim it up to where Brighter had their photo taken on the back sleeve of "Laurel", and that e-bay would be practically overrun by international point-missers trading Sarah plastic for parasitical prices: a sad kaleidoscope of nostalgia viewed through the ugly prism of capitalism.

But there was (heresy alert) a local musical heart beating stridently outside of Sarah: from the Beatnik Filmstars' fidgety, Fall-ish embrace of yelping lo-fi through to the marble-smooth crossover of Massive Attack's "Blue Lines" (yes, a coffee table staple, but that's why it's so criminally undervalued: there is more fire in the belly of that album than in most of the much-vaunted indie crop, now or then: plus, Kyoko's sublime cover of "Protection" later drew the strands together so neatly). There were eminently grazeable record stores in town, among them the alliterative holy trinity of Replay, Rival and Revolver, each giving us many hours of lucky-dip record amassing. There was even the week that Bristol was anointed Sound City by "wunnerful Radio One" and we found ourselves shoehorned into a holding pen from which we were forced, in between vain attempts to heckle Lamacq off the stage, to witness roadshow miming from the Boo Radleys and Ultimate Kaos.

The city even boasted two clubs in the second division: a truly giddy height in the pyramid, in retrospect. The Rovers, workmanlike rather than gifted, nevertheless used Fortress Twerton to launch occasional demolitions of the crosstown enemy as well as despatching divisional rivals of the day like Middlesbrough and Blackburn (King Kev's Newcastle sadly survived big Devon White's all-shoulders onslaught unscathed, accompanied as ever by somewhat over-sympathetic refereeing). We'd fermented a plot that if we could just find a way to come into some money, perhaps via an insurance scam or the bumping-off of a fractious relative, we could stump up to have the Sarah Records cherries emblazoned on the famed blue and white quarters: a plan that evaporated some way short of fruition, though we'd got as far as debating over a jar or three in the Ostrich whether in the event we'd be able to persuade Clare and Matt that the cherries might tactfully be rebranded Rovers-blue.

Radio, live transmission

Anyway. While in Bristol, we made one more enchanting local find. But in this instance, there was no need to leave the comfort of our own home. For our discovery was a radio station. Its name ? Slit Your Throat FM.

Obviously, SYT, as it branded itself, was a pirate. It seemed to be run from somewhere in Totterdown (and used the mailing address of the Greenleaf bookshop, the workers co-op now sadly no more). Like many such enterprises you'd occasionally tune in only to find there'd been a police raid, or the transmitters were on the blink, and wait in hope for the airwaves to re-open. But what was most engaging about SYT was that it bore none of the hallmarks of modern pirates, such as flooding you with adverts for raves atop a non-stop diet of junglist chaos. It neither aspired to legitimacy, nor really flaunted its anti-establishment credentials. Instead, SYT was quite clearly just a few blokes who, with their local accents and down to earth patter, loved music and, for whatever reason, were happy to risk prosecution just to put out a few hours of their favourite tunes every Sunday. And for that, they need to be roundly saluted.

The playlist was *grreat*: the 'legitimate' opposition, BBC's Bristol and Somerset Sound, simply could not compete. Yes, there was a heavy fondness for tuneful post-punk and new wave (Buzzcocks, the Vapors, "Where's Bill Grundy Now ?", the Rejects and the Sham) but we heard everything on SYT from "Pristine Christine" to "Original Gangsta". In short, the platters mattered. But better still were the mysterious men on the decks. Our favourite was a guy who styled himself - one suspects ironically - as "DJ Low Alcohol", the unflappable doyen of the teatime slot. We'll probably never ever know his true identity, but to this day, he's one of our favourite ever broadcasters. His fluttering banter was free-flowing, down-the-pub conversational: everything that legal radio can't give you. Which made it more marked when his tone flipped on occasion to wise, even stentorian: after playing some fevered Ice-T verses about crossfire in South Central, he paused before observing starkly, "There is a man who speaks some sense". You knew he meant it, and you knew he was right.

Dead air time was not uncommon, especially as the evening wore on: it might start with a slowing in motion of the team's Brizzle drawl, from which you coralled the distinct impression either of west country Westwood-ism or, at the least, being dangerously over-cidered. Indeed, by midnight, the DJ-ing was sometimes no more than mumbles and mutters, with long gaps as each record was gingerly cued up. This was real D.I.Y.

Fuck Religion, Fuck Politics, Fuck The Lot of You ?

Trying to track down anything about SYT now, we seem to be at a dead end (a bit like There And Back Again Lane). But there was one clue, a clue repeated a few times on air, as to who might have been behind SYT, or at least helped to inspire it. It was that the various DJs (ooh, DJ Teetotal was another one, we now recall) seemed to display a surprisingly intimate working knowledge of the discography of "a great Bristol band...", as Teetotal once slurred in the witching hour, "...called Chaotic Dischord".

We'd heard, of course, of Chaotic Dischord. Back in yes, 1986, we'd been ardent perusers of the indie charts published every week in Sounds: with newsprint-stained fingers we tracked the "Sorry To Embarrass You"s and the "Completely and Utterly"s as they rose and fell, we waited to see if "Blue Monday" would ever drop out of the singles list, we marvelled at the peculiar titles of albums we'd never heard, usually by Psychic TV or Alien Sex Fiend, that seemed to hover in those charts, lists that gave such bands both mystery and in our impressionable eyes even a smidgeon of credibility. But the title that stood out was Chaotic Dischord's "Goat Fuckin' Virgin Killerz From Hell". God, they must be *rubbish*, we thought at the time.

But we were wrong about 'ver Dischord. Well, alright, not completely wrong, because mostly they were pretty terrible, if pretty deliberately terrible, but sometimes wrong. They were certainly better than the Beatles. "Fuck Religion, Fuck Politics, Fuck The Lot Of You", the title track of their first and finest LP (recorded at Brizzle's SAM Studios, later the birthplace of all sorts of fine Subway singles), is, however accidentally, a blank generation ker-lassic. And "Cliff", a tune you can pick up on the Riot City singles collection even if you can't track down any C.D. CDs, is their still-notorious expletive-filled 'ode' to Harry Webb, two and a half minutes of distilled yet seemingly genuine anger at Cliff's continuing reign that finishes with a bizarre, brilliant and suitably offensive cut-up / sample of his Eurovision moment, "Congratulations". (Once, after playing it on SYT, one of the DJs confided - again, we would guess from a position of some knowledge - that "the bit of splicing at the end took longer to do than recording the whole of the rest of the album"). And that's how we find ourselves in the rather strange position of feeling that we may have ended up owing Chaotic Dischord, of all bands, rather a lot.

Which all makes Slit Your Throat FM one of the finest radio stations that ever existed: with wings of sparrow and arse of crow, it absolutely rains it down on XFM or 6Music. As far as we're concerned, whoever the DJs really were, and however much they did it for the thrill (or for the booze), they also did it *for the love* of the music. Which brings us to a short (ok then, long) canter through the usual.

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Y'know, we'd been at least 3/4-expecting the much-trailed Dap-C / L'il Wayne collaboration to be a trainwreck, undoing all the good work that C did in teaming with Blak Twang for the still-delish "Music Game", but it's really very far from that: whatever Wayne got paid was worth it, because unlike the Chef's turn on Geejay's album, or the properly abysmal likes of Wayne's own "Prom Queen", the man from New Orleans properly turns up, with both Talib Kweli (another neat guest spot, following on from "We Gets It In" on Craig and Marl's "Operation Take Back") and old-stager and metric martyr Royce Da 5' 9" in tow. In that company, Dap-C's own verse sounds more surreally out of place (a card-carrying Geordie in the booth with the US's finest) than bad: though he doesn't really need to introduce himself by starting it with a brusque "Dap-C!" because there's no way any listener is going to be getting him confused with Talib, Wayne or Royce. Meantime, the beauty of (homestyler) Quincey Tones' vaguely serene, unflashy string-laden backing is that it just lets each MC concentrate on limbering up their larynxes: there are no attempts to interact, and the five minutes, entirely free of wack chorus lines or wholesale Kanye-style song steals, goes by shockingly fast. It shouldn't work, of course it shouldn't, but it really does.

Similarly fly is Very Truly Yours' debut (a brace on a Cloudberry's new line, the fluffed-up pillows of pop loveliness that are their "800" series), with "Popsong '91" shining the brightest, as it veritably Melbergs-up some 'UK 80s-90s' Brit(indie)pop stylings. VTY also turn up on WeePop!'s "Starting Over" compilation, one fresh for the new year and so which came out nearly as long ago as "Ma Money", but it's just as fine, so excuse our tardiness. Literally a "pop-up" compilation (a modern-day 3D Whittington surveys the big city on the gorgeous, rained-in playtime sleeve), up spring seven tunes from seven stars of the new pop firmament including not only the Yours, but Amida, Electrophonvintage and Horowitz.

Ah yes, and Horowitz. What a single their forthcoming 45 on Cloudberry is, two songs that could fight all day for A-side status and you'd never be able to sensibly resolve it without UN intervention. "How To Look Imploring" is even more ridiculously tuneful than "Popsong '91", all carefree careering down a luge of snowflake-covered melody, while "The Drunks Are Writing Punk Songs" admits little changes of pace while still anchoring them brutally to Tullycraft-esque hooks the size of the Appalachian mountains. There's all sorts of ways of parcelling up vinyl - the "V" and "A" sides of Violent Arrest, the "P" and "E" sides of Public Enemy, the "X" and "Y" sides of those early EPMD 12"s, the silent double-As of "Solace" and "Sensitive" - but there's no getting away from the fact that when both sides rule as much as this, the humble 7" continues to be one of our greatest sources of joy in this sometimes dark, decaying world. PS Our contacts on the new music black market have also secured us access to a pre-release tape of Horowitz's "Government Center", a cover of one J. Richman of course, which you'll recognise from many a stellar 'witz set, and set to see the light of day soon via a comp on an august UK label (clue: "new and untouchable"). It is, of course, dapper.

Now the Hermit Crabs have been skittering to and fro across our radar for the past year or so. We were probably a little unnecessarily ill-disposed to them for having had the temerity to enter, just as much win, a songwriting competition (with "Feel Good Factor"), because in our minds that brought up images of Rockschool or Orange Unsigned or every battle of the bands we'd ever suffered, and in any case we actually vastly preferred the album debut that followed, "Saw You Dancing", a frothy and clever brew of delicate folk-tinged indie pop, but now with the "Correspondence Course" EP on (the really shouldn't be taken for granted) Matinee Recordings we have what we think is easily their breakthrough moment. "About You Before" is as warm, as cosy, as cuddly and catchy as "Eighties Fan", while the title track, which we found ourselves revisiting in earnest thanks to Sam's little review, repaid his (and our) faith, especially with the extra washes of guitar that intrude towards the end. It also namechecks This Mortal Coil, which brought us back in a flash to 1986 and yes, those Sounds indie charts... This might also be the place to point out that Butcher Boy's new and sumptuously-packaged LP on How Does It Feel ? (even if its title, "React Or Die", sounds more like something Negative Approach or Youth Of Today would come up with, but anyway) contains a couple of smoochable tracks with that same cultured, melodic, sauntering, breezy Hermit Crabs / Math & Physics feel... what we're tempted to christen "That Matinee Sound".

Napalm Death's "Time Waits For No Slave" - they're somewhere in their mid-teens of studio albums now - is another uncompromising ND battering ram, and moreover one which has pounded its way into the German top 100 (we're impressed by that, even if you're not), making it probably their biggest hit. And it has much more depth than previous outings: more Swans-type industrial doom, more Deicide-like bumblebee guitar parts, more of Mitch Harris' high-pitched backing screams, more thoughtful and extensive arrangements and there's even a dramatic, epic bonus track, blooming with semi-gothic doom, which reminds us in parts of the Cocteau Twins. Not that any of this should make you think, not even for a second, that it isn't still an unbelievably fast, blastbeast-filled pneumatic drill of a record: it's just more of an extreme metal masterpiece than good old punk-influenced grindcore. And for some worringly conservative reason, that wasn't quite what we wanted from it, and we can't yet clutch it to their bosom as we have all their previous post-Earache albums. Mind you, there is enough here (the breakdown in "Diktat", the the record's lone "guitar solo" - a minimalist Bill Steer-circa 1990 flourish - in "No Sided Argument", the whole of "On the Brink of Extinction") to keep it fairly anchored in any self-respecting CD player. And we're still stoked that the Germans like it so much.

Despite being lauded by Artrocker, and invited to tour with the Cribs, Brighton's Shrag are actually quite good. Their self-titled debut LP, effectively a collection of their five 7"s for the all too-imperceptible Where It's At Is Where You Are, ranges from Fall-influenced '80s-era Peel bands through hints of the spikier girl-sung Comet Gain via the punkishness of Reverend Pike & the shoutiness of bis and Bearsuit and, lest we be unclear about this, the Fall again (most obviously, the combination of Elena-style keyboards and guitar riffs hewn from the Scanlon / Hanley golden era). We prefer most of all the two atypical, slightly calmer tunes, "Hopelessly Wasted" and "Forty-Five 45s", both of which suggest that a certain longevity is open to Shrag should they wish to, um, "progress". No particular hurry though - any band who combines slanted, fairly frazzled nearly-indie pop with Guided Missile-style awkwardness is probably (with the exception of the very weak "Talk To The Left") doing a fair bit right.

Durrty Goodz' "Ultrasound" mixtape (soz, "pre-album") is a blinder, as damn talented, confident and danceable as "Axiom", so much so that we're reluctantly convinced already that his upcoming "Born Blessed" set isn't going to be able to match it. DG obviously has the same beefs with most grime mixtapes that we do - they're too long, they're full of filler, etc - so as well as reeling off one massive tune after another, he has time and temerity to drop in superb parodies of other MC's "sweetboy" songs *AND* the recent spate of feeble electro-crossover singles by grimesters (welcomely declaring the latter bandwagon OVER), to throw in a whole number about fast forwarding through rivals' mixtapes, to team up with Maniac for "Grime Killers", which skilfully works in samples from a Dotun Adebayo phone-in addressing the lack of role models and educational achievement in the black community. Best of all, this is actually a "grime" album that sounds like grime, rather than sludgy hip-hop apologia: sugar rushes like "Destruction" or "Superhero" make you wanna make like Lionel and dance the ceiling to bits. As you know, we're at best sceptical as to musical talent, because it so often fails to translate to exciting music. But what's special about Goodz is that he's palpably, prodigiously talented and *doesn't* let it hinder him. On this evidence, the guy remains simply head and shoulders above most of his contemporaries.

Good news from Stockholm, because Carcass copyists General Surgery (importantly though, copyists who know that "Symphonies Of Sickness", not "Reek Of Putrefaction" is the album to ape, much as that comment will be as hotly disputed as our conclusion on "Solace" vs "Please Rain Fall" or, indeed, our clear predilection for the stunning, massively underrated "Forever" over "36 Chambers") have completed their second LP, "Corpus In Extremis - Analysing Necrocriticism" (such a "Descanting The Salubrious"-type title). You won't need a feverishly over-exercised imagination to know what it sounds like: the title track, a "Symphonies" throwback, is a peach.

Bristol's latest slept-on sensation, the Short Stories, have taken only months from album no.1, "Short Stories For Long Nights", to complete their second long-player, "The Night Is On Fire". Two things jumped out at us initially. One is that it's difficult to recall any album made since, ooh, approx. the dawn of time that starts with such relentless miserableness as the lyrics to (and delivery of) opener "It Only Hurts When I Move": but you need to bear with it, because the song butterflies into a plush, pastoral instrumental with a gorgeous coda the keyboard swells of which deftly and deliberately recall a morose classic of times past (listen, and you'll divine what we mean). Two, for "See My Skin", the Short Stories have achieved what Dave Simpson signally failed to for his otherwise so-comprehensive survey "The Fallen", and managed to coax ex-Blue Orchids and Fall ledge Martin Bramah out briefly from hiding, to deliver a short spoken word overlay to the track's clanging, *cough" Fall-esque guitar serrations.

There is, of course, more to the record than that: similar sentiments to "It Only Hurts" drive "Sink Or Swim", but this time the music is a little breezier, a piece that wouldn't have sounded out of place on Forest Giants' elegant swansong "Things We Do When We're Bored". "Closing Time" is more straightforward still, a slightly whimsical new wavey number that would have sat equally well on their debut, and that would probably be the obvious single choice, were small labels to be afforded the luxury of being able to release those anymore. There's the album finisher, "Adoration", a thoughtful dissection of the differences between us that we usually gloss over: its gently repetitious cadences give it the feel almost of a lullaby. But the whole LP is anchored by the rather tender narrative of "The Loser's Club", a most delectable slow burn of dramatic Velvetsy guitar-shuffling combined with that rambling feel of the young Fall's most cogent storytelling moments. It goes on for around 12 minutes, but - and here's the crucial part - a little like the later Fall's "50 Year Old Man", you get sucked into the narrative sufficiently that you could swear those twelve minutes pass in a mere instant or two.

And the Beatnik Filmstars have a 7", "Slow Decay", on the Satisfaction Recording Company that follows their own masterly album of last year with a song as delicate and pained, yet rewarding, as anything on the Short Stories record... And Recordkingz' "Heat" single, featuring none other than longtime on/off ilwttisott favourites Mobb Deep, is a pretty imperious introduction to Recordkingz' vaguely imminent long-player: while we could do without all of the "niggaz / bitches" stuff in the chorus (and the "play hard like rugby" simile, which seems rather inappropriate for tru gangstaz), it's otherwise a sweet summation of the artistry of Queensbridge's most revered veterans. Ooh, and while neither Chase & Status nor Kano have proved terrifically reliable at producing anything outlandishly good in recent years, they have at least teamed up for a very amiable, if throwaway single called "Against All Odds": a kind of 70s' funk-UKHH hybrid that is one part Hoodz Underground's "How Do You Feel" (the samples), one part Deejay-Punk Rock vs. Onyx's "Roc-in-it" and one part Nightmares On Wax's "70s-80s"... And while entertaining rather than exhilarating, the Qemists' "Dem Na Like Me" single (on Ninja Tune) is fuelled by some typically brazen + enterprisingly bluster from Wiley: "I'll take a hammer to your Audi", he smiles.

We haven't heard much (indeed, we haven't heard enough) from Newham Generals since we saw them at the Electric Ballroom in the early summer of 2005, and they put together the 26th best album of the year in 2006. But their new single, "Head Get Mangled", especially when coupled with the hundredweight of pure old-style "Run The Road"-esque grime that is "Merked Again", could easily be the single of 2009 so far: interpolating sidewinder rhymes with washes of d&b and experimental instrumental, like a grime "Levitate", it makes having your head mangled a true pleasure. They're probably best known for being proteges of Dizzee Rascal, but DR, now seemingly more fond of hob-nobbing with Lily Allen, Joss Stone or the cardboard-indie crowd, hasn't made a record this exciting since "I Luv U". If you would prefer something that more slowly entwines its path into your affections, then that's exactly what Shirley Lee's "The Smack Of The Pavement In Your Face" has done to us... dead romantic, it was the taster for a self-titled album which we're bound to get round to buying before the century is out. Or there's Wake The President's sprightly and in places frankly irresistible "Miss Tierney", one side of a 7" with the often-great Je Suis Animal, which mingles the brash beauteousness of Felt with some Sarah-ish jangle and only intermittently annoying vocals.

We've read a lot, mostly on the money, on the next record to mention, so don't propose to say much, only this. One of the sad things about some of the wonderful bands who sprouted up around '86 was that while they produced blissful singles for the next couple of years, relatively few ended up making equally life-affirming first albums: some never progressed to LPs at all, others only when they had grown up a little, or sold out a lot. So whatever the passage of time does to the Pains of Being Pure At Heart, we can at least all be happy that they have produced a(n eponymous) full-length, on Fortuna Pop! here in the UK, that lays out perfectly, just as it should, all the confidence and poise they have now, and that we'll never have to hold that same regret in respect of them. (The latest 7" from it is "Young Adult Friction", btw. Rightly).

And actually, the same thing goes for Pocketbooks. How many artists can claim to have released a record where the first three songs are really without blemish ? Right now, we can only think of "Straight Outta Compton" (obviously). But whereas from track four "Straight..." then takes a high-dive onto the steepest possible downhill incline to end in a series of musically unadventurous, un-incendiary and frankly egregiously reactionary whimpers, Pocketbooks' new record, "Flight Paths" (hot on the heels of "React Or Die", it's a similarly lusciously designed artefact from the How Does It Feel ? stable) follows the plumes of harmony that verily *rain* down over the perfect first three tracks - "Footsteps", "Fleeting Moments" and "Camera Angles" - with a proper LP-ful of vitamin goodness. Now God only knows what trouble we'd get into if we told you that this record was an even better debut than the Pains', so we'll keep that under our hats and instead record merely that "Flight Paths" is a stream of hummable, always likeable stories, bubbling with lyrical imagination, rippling with a determination to encompass all of London life into a series of vignettes, to treat us to a series of top-deck pop journeys around the city (at one point citing the number 23 bus, which we're sure is the one that I, Ludicrous mention in "Carter - They're Unstoppable", bus route reference fans). They've also largely left that slight church hall-feel long behind, with the songs boasting production that more snugly mimics the art of their arrangements, and we even get re-recordings of the two songs from that superb Atomic Beat 7" that manage not to emasculate the joie de vivre of the originals (y'know, we've been scribbling under the ilwttisott umbrella for a decade-plus now, but there are few more bubblingly, buzzingly sublime songs written in that time than "Cross The Line"). Yeah, this record is about the subtle tangle of connection between us all, our "flight paths to each other", presumably a Pastels nod. There's even a bit near the end of the final track, "All We Do Is Rush Around", where Andy SHOUTS and then they *ROCK OUT* for 20 seconds and the excitement of that is a breathless tribute to all that's gone before, a fall of ticker tape to top off the parade. So. Hold my hands, and tell me that Pocketbooks will never leave me.

"Briefly" picking up on a couple of bands mentioned on these pages before: the very great Doom have their ultra-rare 1996 LP, "Rush Hour of the Gods", released on CD together with four tracks from their 1998 split 10" with Cress. It's the usual bleak, repressive and swishingly *fabulous* grind-influenced hardcore punk / crust: listen to it all in one go for a real rush, being pre-warned that opening track "Feel Good Factor" is not that "Feel Good Factor", and indeed won't have placed in any songwriting competitions we know of. And Earache have released a single CD compiling the works of Narcosis: "Best Served Cold: Discography 1998-2007". Of the 51 tracks, the highlights are probably still the twenty that made up their "Romance" set, touched on here, but their sheer unflinching commitment to icy blood-and-thunder, somewhat trebly noise-grind deserves this more comprehensive testament. And as we're on an Earache tip, here's a freebie, and an absolute banker: you *MUST*, whatever else you do this year, buy Earache's welcome release of Insect Warfare's "World Extermination" LP. Much much more from us on that one day, we hope.

Don't think we're going to pass up this chance to big up Aswad's newly issued "BBC Sessions" double-CD set. Within about three seconds of getting the cellophane off, their first Peel sesh from 1976 was in the player, and it's as illuminating, as invigorating, as you can sensibly imagine. Of course, in the many years of patience from their first Peel session to their first number one single, their style changed dramatically, but their work up until the early 1980s, when they signed to Island and managed to deliver at least one landmark UK reggae LP, is well reflected by this exhaustive package. The bass on their nascent recording of "Natural Progression" is unfathomably deep, lending it a different kind of magic to the horn-bled version that would appear on "New Chapter" half a decade on: and the heartrendingly beautiful (really) "Pressure" even outflanks its polar opposite, Negative Approach's song of the same name, in quality. Like "Fussing and Fighting" or "Bluebeat & Ska", it's a pristine e.g. of how roots reggae can be peerless. CD2, to be honest, is best ignored - we're not quite sure why Aswad, Steel Pulse, Black Uhuru, indeed everyone suddenly became so terrible in the 80s, though think it may have had something to do with (a) production trends at the time and (b) the evil, ever-encroaching shadow of UB40 - but CD1 has enough on it to help you through the darkest of days. Buy it as a treat for yourself.

While we're in revival mode, 555's "The Wetherbeat Scene" is a little treasure chest too. Whereas the Sound of Leamington Spa comps (now up to volume 233, stat attack stalkers) bely their name by necessarily zooooming all around the UK to chuck together both the gold and less-so soundz of late 80s janglers, this CD does consist solely of tunes extracted from the alchemic Yorkshire town of Wetherby 'twixt '88 and '91 (indeed, as far as we can tell, by bands from Wetherby High School who shared the honour of being within a teenage musical web that had a certain Stewart Anderson at its epicentre). What this means in headline terms is that we get some early belters from two combos who grew to become two of the best groups in the world, no danger - yep, Boyracer and Hood - and in the latter case we're talking "Structured Disasters"-type fragments, including an even more excitable "Swan Finer" and the wondrous three minutes that is "Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse" (a precursor of "Your 6th Sense" or "Sirens" or some of "Cabled Linear", being all sweet adolescent fumblings and anxious boy / girl vocals, but then topped off by a completely random burst of noise that nearly brings the whole thing toppling down abt 2 mins in). (Some old ilwtt,isott stuff from Hood here, here and here, btw). As for the Boyracer numbers, "My Town" reappears (the unblinking, scratchy, semi-precious and surprisingly catchy number that turned up on "Boyfuckingracer") along with two we didn't know, "Man" and "My Favourite Pastime". Neither of those quite have the spleen or confidence that the band were to display by the time of that first Sarah single, or even the rawness that made "Boyracer" (the song) such a sit-up-and-listen moment, but as a glimpse into the evolutionary process behind a great songwriter, they are maxi-welcome.

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And somewhere in a parallel universe shaped from our youth, a pirate station is even now playing Goodz and Horowitz, the Hermit Crabs and Doom, Aswad and Butcher Boy, Napalm and Pocketbooks and the rest. And there's no way you'll ever convince us that DJ Low Alcohol and our other SYT heroes wouldn't have been with us - and them - in spirit, all the way.

Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

The first cut is the deepest: 8 great ways to start a compilation tape



Happy new (financial) year, btw.

The Field Mice "Sensitive"

What it says: Hey, I'm sensitive. Will you be my girlfriend ?

Ah, the daddy of compilation-tape starting. If (speaking hypothetically of course) you were a wet-behind-the-ears 15 yr old boy when this came out, this one would get wheeled out again and again. Only years later would you realise that there wasn't a girl in your town who would have put "sensitive" in the top ten list of qualities she required from a prospective boyf. at the time, especially when there were lads up the road with XR3s. The real reason that "Sensitive" works so well as a tape starter is that it's basically a cracking record. And, that even now, it's a statement of intent. Of sorts. The first time we heard "Sensitive" (SARAH 18), Peel had preceded it by reading extracts from an excitable covering letter from Sarah which had unsubtly indicated they thought it one of the best records ever made. As the song unfolded for the first time, we weren't sure we could quite see that, but somehow it reeled us in as it went by, and by the time Bobby's avowed favourite three Field Mice minutes - thinly sliced layers of guitar, fingers climbing the fretboard inamidst that well-drilled, repeating chord sequence - passed by, we were (a) willing it not to end (b) waiting, just waiting, for the time daylight would come and we could find a shop to buy it in.

Now there's been some debate about the lyrics. Specifically, whether they were "repugnant", "arrogant", "delusional"... True, looked at in an unforgiving light you could say the words were a bit preachy. But what you have to remember is what we were trying to kick against, then and now, frankly. Macho posturing of the type that resurfaced with a vengeance with Oasis and co around the time that Sarah sadly called it quits, and which is still in full enough effect in 2009 when we seek a quiet pint in a nearby Wetherspoon's, or try and walk down the street on matchdays, or listen to Radio 5, or, to be honest, half the time we step outside our front door at all. So I felt like *cheering* when those lines about "the beauty they're busy killing" emerged from the Mice's plaintive morass of guitar fuzz. Was even sufficiently motivated to vote for it in 1989's Festive 50 (in the old days, remember, this required purchase of a postcard and a stamp). Between us, we got it to number 26.

PS Shout out to all the anoraks in the house: the vinyl version of "Sensitive" has a lone, scuffed chord at the start, before the drum machine intro, that doesn't seem to be on the digital versions reissued since on "There And Back Again Lane", "Where'd You Learn To Kiss That Way" or LTM's "Snowball + Singles". But we somehow always need that one scuffed chord to remind us of the time we did get hold of the record, and brought it home, and cued it up, and the needle landing on the groove felt like a bird flying free from our hands.

See also Blueboy's "Clearer": another, equally naked, equally unallayed, statement of intent.

King Of The Slums "The Pennine Spitter"

What it says: Sorry, did we hurt your ears ?

Putting "PLAY LOUD" on compilation tapes, indeed on any records, is a common enough trick. But it was a good way of drawing attention to some of indie's greatest ever intros. Sometimes, rather than starting a tape with a statement (as above), or soft-pedalling acoustic fluffyness (later), it was worth diving straight in to something a little busier. And "The Pennine Spitter", which begins with a scree of wondrous electric violin before unfolding into two and a half minutes of said violin plus slurred vocal, punchy Rourke-ish bass and clanging Ron Johnson guitar, is still a refreshing, raucous and original experience (not least because that flood of noisy-violin indie we fully expected in KOTS' rather shimmering wake never materialised). If your tape recipient / victim had, unwisely but as the inlay urged, pressed PLAY with the volume right up, there would always be a few seconds where they briefly recoiled and had to readjust a little.

See also J&MC's "In A Hole": the first few seconds of that are pure, sheer without-warning feedback, rather than "Pennine"'s migraine violin, but achieve a similarly disorienting effect.

MDC "Chock Full Of Shit"

What it says: You're meant to think "what's this ? it's fluffy and acoustic", but ACTUALLY it's going to end up really noisy! Deceived!

A frequent comp-tape starter, as it coquettes into view with lilting, melodic, surprisingly intricate Spanish guitar trills and arpeggios, then slowly weaving in rhythm and tempo and amplified strum before converting finally and inevitably into a much more typical Sandinist-ish (we might copyright that word) MDC thrash about worker exploitation in the developing world. As with "Sensitive" though, the real clincher is that it's a brilliant song. Plus, the lyrics are delivered with just the right mix of glee and contempt.

Now. A supplemental. We are absolutely convinced that MDC did a Peel Session, probably very late 80s or start of 90s, and that this was on it, albeit tactfully retitled "Chock Full Of It", and in a form shorn of the acoustic intro. Yet Ken Garner's epic, exhaustive, excellent Peel Sessions book doesn't seem to list MDC having done a Peel Session at all, even under any of the various alternative monikers we remember them employing (Millions of Dead Cops, "Millions of Damn Christians" (also the LP from which "Chock Full..." is taken!), Multi Death Corporations, "Guns For Nicaragua"'s tongue-in-cheek Moral and Decent Christians, etc). So if someone could tell us the Peel Session did really happen, and we know we're not going slowly gaga, that would be lovely.

Cockney Rejects' "Lumon"

What it says: You're meant to think "what's this ? it's fluffy and acoustic" and then that will probably make you suspicious and think "ACTUALLY it's going to end up really noisy!" but in fact it's just going to carry on being fluffy and acoustic and not go noisy at all! Deceived!

The complex psychology of the mixtape, huh ? Of course, it would depend a little on whether you were going for the "mixtape with tracklist" or a pure lucky dip: if the former, then the victim would alight on the words "Cockney Rejects" on the inlay and expect they were in for some entertaining / wearisome (depending on your PoV) second division Pistols, so for them to get a fetchingly lilting guitar instrumental (btw it's track four on their "Power and the Glory" LP) at least would demonstrate there was a bit more width in later Rejects outings (and it was at this point that you could layer things by following "Lumon" with "Chock Full Of Shit" (q.v.) and if lucky double-bluff them). If, on the other hand, this was a "white label" mixtape, then they'd probably just think "err... what was the point of that ?" and wait for all the Subway Organisation stuff they knew you'd put on later.

There were, of course, a couple of halfway houses that a few of us (word to Matt and Simon especially) used for comp tapes in day, if either "full tracklist" or "no tracklist" didn't quite cut it: you could pluck for the "mystery track" route, so that there would be a tracklist, but every 2 or 3 songs you would resort to virtual Tipp-ex and replace the excised track name with "Mystery track #1" or whatever, which stopped your listener just fast-forwarding through a tune they didn't like the look of - in our case most mystery tracks were, of course, Chas n' Dave: OR you could go down the "non-specific track list" route, where there would be some text but it might be along the lines of "After a couple of indie-pop classics, the tape moves via some Italo-house and a classic Postcard tune to a brace of golden era West Coast bangers..." or even something more obtuse like "after a few songs about death and loneliness, there's a tune about life and loveliness. And then one named after one of Henry VIII's wives. And then one about travelling to heaven to see if there's any precipitation up there..."

God, looking back, we really should have got out more.

Hood "Dismissed Army Brought Us Knives"

What it says: Ha! I bamboozle you with lo-fi!

A truly special song that we first picked up from side two of the "Lee Faust's Million Piece Orchestra" 7" on 555 and loved partly because it felt like the music we might have made right then if we'd had the muse, and an ounce of the ability: deliciously rough, home-made, stumbling, shambling, off-key conversational, a fuller version of the equally gorgeous and teenage "Biochemistry Revision Can Wait" on side one. On a compilation tape, "Dismissed" did a good job of queering the pitch right from kick-off, sometimes provoking a bemused response from the recipient along the lines of "Is this your band ?" Oh, if only.

The tune has since reappeared on both the "Structured Disasters" CD on Happy-Go-Lucky and Misplaced Music's "Singles Compiled", if that helps.

McCarthy "Red Sleeping Beauty". Or "Frans Hals"

What it says: There can be beauty in politics. And vice versa

Sometimes an old song can reel in a new listener simply by soothing 'em in: the deployment of something understated, yet intriguing. And if you want a classic intro - let's say eighty seconds' worth of instrumental, hinging around mysterious guitars that tingled with desire and brooding, but then followed by brittle, plaintive yet powerful lyrics - both these early McCarthy singles deliver in spades. And buckets.

In "Red Sleeping Beauty", when Malcolm Eden's voice does emerge from the dense thicket of finding-their-feet guitars, it's to softly, shyly pluck out articles of faith ("while there's still a world to win...") at the same time as fixing the hardest stare - "NOTHING STIRS THE SOUND ASLEEP" - on the complacent and the cowed who created the climate in which Thatcherism could survive, and has done since. The gently rolling drums strike up a quiet march: later, of course, McCarthy would more formally document "the procession of popular capitalism". With "Frans Hals", the words are initially unsure, even nervy, but as the guitars keep to their drilled chimes, the music begins to display a kind of cards-to-chest menace, while the words cast off the velvet glove completely ("Make your will out, mate... We'll really deal with you"). Yet the sheer, I dunno, *pulchritude* of both songs remains intact, utterly untainted by all the polemic.

The other reason these songs matter to us is that, well, they represent a tradition of unashamed, unabashed, unafraid *politics*. And we're unbowed defenders of music suffused, even drenched in the stuff: we prostrate ourselves at the feet of McCarthy, yes, but also genuflect to "Fear Of A Black Planet", "Meat Is Murder", "Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing", "For How Much Longer Do We Tolerate Mass Murder", to Napalm Death's most seismically-charged attacks on the '-isms ("Evolved As One", "Missing Link", "Unchallenged Hate"), to bristling vegetarian / vegan diatribes over the generation from ENT's "Murder" to Cattle Decapitation's latest collection of songs about animal slaughter. The memory of Billy Bragg gatecrashing TOTP in the middle of the miner's strike, standing there alone pounding out "Between The Wars" to a perplexed studio audience (just like McCarthy, a voice of reason, or at least opposition, when mainstream pop in the 80s had all but embraced capitalist rhetoric) still makes our cockles moist with warmth; we share with Mark Steel a strange um, satisfaction in the fact that "the Redskins accomplished the extraordinary feat of getting into the top forty with a dance song about Russia being state capitalist". And we still find ourselves fighting to remind those who really should know better that the music was only the half of the resplendence of Sarah Records.

[***Tolstoy-length rant about people who want to take the "politics out of music" (i.e. "explicit and / or left-wing politics out of music" excised***]

Yes, like any political animal, McCarthy could get a little too deliberate, even high-horsey. The likes of "Get A Knife Between Your Teeth" or "Boy Meets Girl, So What ?" gave the impression they felt they could only get attention by making their point rather painfully obvious. It was a shame they never quite sustained the economy in the lyrics that so profited "Red Sleeping Beauty" or most of the rollicking "I Am A Wallet": even Peel pronounced himself a little bemused that by the time of the "At War" EP they were penning mocking couplets as cumbersome as "Let's hope to God that the unions will negotiate / Militancy is no answer", although he was at pains to say his problem was with the band's scansion rather than their sentiment. Yet even when it didn't quite work, at least they were trying to communicate things that did matter. And "Red Sleeping Beauty" was feted in "Are You Scared To Get Happy?", the one fanzine which displayed an invective and brilliance to match.

And oh, when their music did work: the sublime jangling guitar spirals of "An MP Speaks", the deceptively sparkling, power-poppy sensibilities of "Write To Your MP Today", the slow, subdued, simmering "And Tomorrow The Stock Exchange Will Be The Human Race", the almost jaunty way that "Governing Takes Brains" shakes the cri de coeur of the Right, "You know that equality / Is an impossible dream" into a glorious, hook-laden outro: it was beautiful and chilling. And just as chilling now, what with that being the unending mantra of our beloved press hammering away at largely their own construct, "political correctness" (and talking of AYSTGH, we're unapologetically with greater minds than us on this issue too).

E-A Ski "Blast If I Have To"

What it says: I blast if I have to. Don't make me have to

Remember that halcyon summer of 1998 ? You know, when everyone sat around on Clapham Common having picnics, listening to Belle and Sebastian and discussing foreign films ? We don't.

Instead, D'Alma and I were in the XR3 (yes, by now we'd finally acquired our own!) rolling around town pumping out mostly hip-hop and dance at absurd volumes and getting into the sort of scrapes we wouldn't ever contemplate risking (or admitting to) now. But it was a brilliant, if mildly crazed, time, and while there were a few car stereo staples - Etienne de Crecy, Alex Gopher, Junkie XL, "Know The Ledge", that jumping Def Jam cassette with "Slam", "Regulate" and LL's "Ain't Nobody" - it was the soundtrack to the Ice Cube / Chris Tucker comic flick "Friday" that was the don. The record is more celebrated, probably, for stuff like Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin'". But "Blast If I Have To", which we think is used to soundtrack the drive-by scene in the movie, is the one that we loved - still love - the most, because from the get-go it's not only uncompromising, violent and expletive-strewn, yet *crucially* is musically just as tight, urgent, compelling. And danceable. It made perfect sense that any mixtape we did you in '98 would not start with "Falling And Laughing", as you thought and hoped (though that was bound to turn up later). It would start with this, something just as great, but from a slightly different world.

The most intriguing thing about "Blast If I Have To" is perhaps the fact that as a solo artist E-A Ski has never done anything else, which is remarkable considering how ace it is (a loose equivalent might be how Slumber did the Sleep EP, blatantly one of the acest maxi-singles in world history, but otherwise belong only to obscurity). What with today's internet superhighways and superbyways, it's now possible to find about a little about Mr Ski, and sure, it seems he was always a hyper-prolific producer, but to us "Blast" suggests he should have done more in his own name. Still, what he left us with will last.

Sea Urchins "Solace"

What it says: Nothing. We just really like this record.

Confession one. We don't own this on 7". Maybe pocket money at the time was a bit short. We taped it off a mate. Sorry.

Confession two. (Deep breath). We prefer "Solace" to "Please Rain Fall". (Pause for jaws to drop, knives to be sharpened). Always have done. Can't discern for a second why we're in such a tiny minority on this (if, pleasingly, not alone). "Rain Fall", on the other side of the 7" of course (SARAH 8), is a redeeming, bittersweet, picturesque song, and so deftly executed, but for us "Solace" reminds us of "Sensitive" in its marriage of lyrics that bowl you over and feral, pacey guitars. The words appealed to us,and still appeal to us, in just the same way as those of "Sensitive": they rail against the same distant "they": this time, instead of killing beauty, those evil bastards "they" are "getting kicks giving / the kicks they are giving", when all the while the Urchins are marvelling at the gorgeousness of nature, just as we did when we were sixteen when we lived in town and escaped it by walking to the first set of fields just west of Mountnessing Road, and just as we do now, when we live in the city but marvel at the blackbirds and the robins and the magpies all around us even here. And that might make certain discussion-thread dwellers mock us, but we're uninclined to care. Meanwhile, the comp tape starts, after a few secs the drums bundle in and from thereon in the guitars just power along, a force of nature in themselves. And the song eventually dissolves magically in echoing "Blind to it"'s. We still adore.

PS Confession three. We prefer "Solace" to "Pristine Christine", too. Have we been excommunicated yet ?

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

The best of 2008 (part six): SINGLES

Hello again. We must stop meeting like this.

A cracked record, we know, but it genuinely baffles us when fellow slaves to organised sound (hello Nick!) tell us there wasn't much great music being made in 2008. In our view there was, yet again, far too much of it if anything. So here are the stars on 45 (for Mojo readers, our long-players list is here).

How great these hundred, and more, were reminds us of something *important*: not only that 2008 was ace, but how we're nothing if not in awe of, and indebted to, all the fabulous people - popstars, popsters, bands, clubs and labels - who made it so.

* * * * *

1. Styly Cee and Cappo "The H-Bomb EP" (Son Records, 12")



There were at least four or five potential #1 singles until early November. But then this marvellous, marvellous joint came out, and then there was only ever one winner. We never got round to posting up the review we wrote of it before now, but why doesn't that surprise you ?

"YES. Is the start of this jam. For Styly and Caps are *BACK* and keeping it very firmly LOCKED on "The H-Bomb", a 12" they've dropped on the recently slumbering Son Records, LDN's (rightly) Notts-obsessed hip-hop label (last big hit: C-Mone's album - congrats to her on her 2:1, hopefully new material soon ?) The relentless busyness of Styly Cee's percussion-heavy, sample-sprinkled, scratch-friendly backbeat is the platform on which this record is made: in a sense, it brings back the foot-tapping excitement of those early grime records, when garage loops still dominated and every production was guaranteed to make heads nod as well as giving MCs a chance to express themselves.

Cappo somehow sounds a little gruffer than on past outings - we guess he's just getting older! - but brings all the usual quality to the plate: killer flows full of real poetry (none of that playgroundy stuff about being on road, merking the haters): he's always trying to up the levels, producing rhymes and metaphors worthy of the spectacular instrumental tracks. "Tell Them" is the opener, a sick n' slick, titanically enjoyable big-beat battering ram: and if "Time Will Tell", featuring "Purple Haze" samples, gets marginally lost, the obscenely high quality is restored with "Unwritten Rule", in which Cappo mines his mystical side again (think "Gilgamesh", most recently resurrected on the Directors' Cut mixtape) while Cee decorates the rhythm with ghostly menace."


And, of course, Cappo has form - he's come up with the single of the year before.

2. Violent Arrest "Criminal Record" (Grave Mistake / No Way Out, 2x7")



Aie. We feel so remiss, so like we've let you down, when it transpires that there's a great band out there who we never even knew existed; that they'd already had three releases on Deranged Records (that fine label that gave us the Siege retrospective) before 2008 even began; that if we'd been aware of them this time last year, it would have played havoc with our end-of-year polls. Anyway, we would like to introduce you to that band now. They are Violent Arrest. And they make us purr like Alan Hansen might on surveying the performance of some midfield maestro. "Pace, power, passion, heart": all the nouns are there.

Looks like they started with a twelve-track 12", either self-titled or untitled, recorded in '05-'06 at that renowned home of musical inspiration, the White House in Weston-super-Mare (originator of disques by such untouchable alumni as Brighter and Heresy). That 12" showed that Violent Arrest were all about punchy HC, a little like Weston's finest, Ripcord (ex-members of whom they share!), but if anything V.A. are leaner, shorter and bleaker, a little more in the early-American stylee and with fewer breakdowns, though Steve Hazzard's vocals happily remain brutally, plaintively local. Then there was 2007's 7" (also either s/t or u/t, according to taste). Another ten tracks, also via the White House, but even more focussed and eviscerating (the track titles alone - "Fear", "Bastards", "Heretic" - give you a fair idea).

Next came a CD compiling the two singles, also on Deranged Records, which should represent your best chance of catching up on this band: three bonus tracks make it up to 25 tunes, lasting 28 glorious minutes. The CD appears, like the releases preceding it, to have been untitled. And last we saw, you could definitely still get it via Rough Trade.

And now there is 2008's course from the White House, "Criminal Record" (at last - a title). While their previous 7" had "V" and "A" sides, this double - containing no less than a dozen new tunes - goes for a more conventional A, B, C and D, and continues to meld US-influenced high-paced hardcore with something almost redolent of second wave UK punkers (but without that movement's lack of intelligence). With songs like "V.A.", a worthy band theme tune, "Bigots", "Suicide Squad" and the great "Youth Violence" and "Riot" (both saved for the D side but better than most bands' A), this is still astonishing stuff, averaging marginally over a minute per song, and we wish we'd picked it up for that Peel tribute we laboured over so, because there's no doubt he would have loved these records. (Does Dandelion Radio play stuff like VA? A genuine question - but if not, they sure as blazes ought to look into it).

Anyway, sorry for not noticing V.A. before. But hopefully this belated heads-up slightly makes up for it.

3. Ed209 ft. Imam T.H.U.G. "Karma 360" (VRD, 12")



"It kind of goes back to when we mentioned Zipper the other week: how sometimes the secret of great music, of music that puts a smile on your face, is absurdly simple. So the skinny on this one is this. Imam T.H.U.G, the Iron Sheik who teamed with the P Brothers to deliver "Across The Planet" on Heavy Bronx in day, knows how to drop rhymes: grizzly, filmic, props-to-Queensbridge street stories. Leicester's Ed 209, who wowed us with the "Stay Ex Static" collaborations with some of our favourite UK emcees last year, knows how to concoct block-trembling, back-to-basics beats. Put those ingredients together - connect the chemistry, if you like - and the result, in this case a 12" on VRD called "Karma 360", is mighty. It's as brooding a collabo as you might expect, the Imam patrolling the streets of his home borough surrounded by the dislocated smog of 209's gently crackling breaks, all shot through with a grimy, "Hell On Earth"-style piano sample.

Hey, it won't ever be a hit. *Sigh*. But "Karma" is a treat for you and I, at least: a transatlantic nod to the rawer sound from when hip-hop felt more like it mattered, when rapping was righteous, and the producer's role was the realisation, not emasculation, of those skills. Crucially, though, records like this, or Cee-Rock 'The Fury's newie, aren't merely sops to a listener's weary nostalgia: whatever side of the ocean you're on, they serve as a reminder that real street music can still be both created in, and rooted in, the present. And they give us more reasons, however incessant the barrage of depressingly lowest common denominator "hip-hop", not to give up on the genre that's maybe given us the very mostest over the past 25 years."


As of a few weeks ago, there were still a couple of copies at Rough Trade East, so if you hurry...

4. Northern Portrait "Napoleon Sweetheart EP" (Matinee Recordings, CD-EP)



"Hearing the new Northern Portrait EP, "Napoleon Sweetheart", one's tempted to ask where the bloody hell they were in the late 80s, when we were all crying out for the new Smiths and being fobbed off instead with a plethora of anaemic, uber-ropey carbons... Whereas Northern Portrait's first record, "The Fallen Aristocracy", carried echoes not only of the Smiths but also the jangling Walkeresque potency of One Thousand Violins in full flow, this second CD-EP carries undertones of... well yes, the fab four again, but also perhaps some slightly later bands in time. "Napoleon Sweetheart" has the pace, yearning and Morrissey-ish werewolf falsettos of their debut, but also a lilting gravitas akin to classy post-shambling moments like Bradford's "Skin Storm", the Cradle's "It's Too High", the Railway Children's "Brighter", that kind of thing.

It starts, like the last EP's "Crazy", with a pretty solid demonstration that pop songs can be infectious without being inane: it's called "I Give You Two Seconds To Entertain Me" and you'll be having it buzz round your cranium 'til the cows come home. Singer & songwriter Stefan Larsen is still pitching deep - "I'm so tired / of the way she's selling out... I want something that's real / and perfectly genuine" - as the song bounds along impatiently, the chiming guitars dancing sympathetically around him. It's a peerless number that screams "A-side", absolutely hollers it.

But the best extended-plays need to maintain premium quality over four tracks, and that's perhaps the most enthralling thing about both Northern Portrait records to date. Here, "Sporting A Scar" sneaks up a little more subtly, a tangle of wiry guitars mourning "the best thing that never happened to me", before "In An Empty Hotel" simply breezes in, palpably borrowing from the heavenly strums of Mr Marr, with melodies to match. Wonderful. The finish line, in contrast to the all-out jangle bombardment of the title track last time round, is the drizzly semi-balladry of "Our Lambrusco Days", a contemplative indie-pop hymn with dark lyrical turns - "life can be such a death-affirming experience" - of which Moz would be proud... It's no bad thing, after their super soaraway debut, that NP didn't hang around before releasing this exceptional second single: the longer they left it, the more we'd have had cause to wonder whether "The Fallen Aristocracy"'s polished, sophisticated charm was a one-off. Instead, they're making hay while the sun shines... So yeah, this is pop deluxe."


5. Manhattan Love Suicides "Clusterfuck EP" (Squirrel Records, 7")



"You know we had to mention this new Manhattan Love Suicides single, "Clusterfuck", a 7" on Squirrel Records. For just as the band continually bely their lazy, offputting name, yet again the songs here are so much better than their leaden, cliched titles ("Detroit Diesel", "Burning Wire", "Heat and Panic") suggest - this is a woozy, ragged, dirty, bliss-drenched four track EP of girl-fronted, growling guitar burr which we would aver is even more of a treat than even the "Keep It Coming" EP; and "Clusterfuck" itself, which we suddenly realise we remember fondly from many an MLS gig, still boasts a prettyish tune beneath all of the studied cacophony and black-clad po(i)se. True, at some point there must be a risk that MLS will get sucked in to a different, less forgiving, genre altogether: but at the moment they are playing merry hell with the frayed, fuzztastic edges of indieness, and that is only to be applauded. Vigorously."

6. Jaydan & DJ Pleasure "What U Want" / "Stingray" (Smokin' Riddims, 12")



Very nice, this. Between them, Jaydan and Pleasure have been responsible for more than a dozen decent singles this year, and DJP's "Stingray" here is up there with most of his others, but the real reason for this 12" - on Jaydan's own label - topping the list is his "What You Want", which rides a truly old-skool housey beat before flipping in and out of the usual jump-up chicanery. Truly exhilarating stuff, although tbh we're a little surprised it's not even nearer the top...

7. The Pains of Being Pure At Heart "Everything With You" (Slumberland / The Lost and Lonesome Recording Company / Fortuna Pop!, 7")



"goal...!" a new tune from the pains of. no, it does not represent a change of direction: yes, that is a good outcome. liable to be up there with the mls' "clusterfuck" as one of the brightest swinging fuzzpop 7"s of the yr."

Nobody likes to derail a bandwagon more than us, but pretty much everything you hear about how good this band are is true.

8. Northern Portrait "The Fallen Aristocracy EP" (Matinee Recordings, CD-EP)



"... we shift our gaze to Denmark for the tour de force that is Northern Portrait's "The Fallen Aristocracy" EP. Lead tune "Crazy" is the one the kids and blogs have been propping, the one where the singer accompanies breezy, lush instrumentation with a debonair vocal that isn't too far away from the swooning croon of One Thousand Violins' Vince Keenan, in the days when the latter were making utterly ignored pop classics like "If I Were A Bullet Then For Sure I'd Find A Way To Your Heart". "Crazy", is, of course, less wordy, a little less clumsy, if yet to stand the same test of time: it's a single sumptious chord sequence that is gently overlaid with embellishments as it progresses, but rarely have raffish charm and polished pop been deployed with a surer hand. And after all that, the title track, another that veritably gleams with 1,000 Violins-isms, is possibly even better - again, the hooks seem to rain down, the writing to brim with natural, not misplaced confidence.

And Math & Physics now have some real competition, because the whole EP (completed by the crisp, twinkling Marr-isms of "Waiting For A Chance" and the defiant post-Morrissey poetics of "A Quiet Night In Copenhagen") is deeply impressive: as well as that long, magnific shadow of the Smiths, there are glimpses of quality only achieved more recently by former Matinee flagship bands like Harper Lee or the still-missed Windmills."


9. Strawberry Story "Summer Scene" (Anorak, CD-EP)



"Northallerton's pop royal family have just released their last ever single, "Summer Scene", on the French label Anorak (as in 'Vidocq et l'anorak jaune', fellow old-school GCSE-rs). And, like the Stupids single, this one pretty much rules. The title track itself suggests that the band have come full circle, because it's as raw and addictive as their very earliest forays, skipping through meadows of guitar fuzz from which Hayley's voice leaps out as if she was still yelping along with "Tell Me Now". And, musically, there is definitely something of the Milky Wimpshakes about it. The EP as a whole, however, is actually more nuanced (rough translation: the "slowies" outnumber the "fasties" three to two), with the closing song "Kiddie" a sleekly touching way to go out. Definitely recommended for anyone who's ever fallen under their spell."

We're very serious about this. When Hayley plunges feet-first into that chorus, it does our head in, in the sweetest way imaginable.

10. Milky Wimpshake "One Good Use For My Heart EP" (Fortuna Pop!, 7")



"Now MW don't mess about. They may have been going fifteen years (so still remembering Razorblade Smile so fondly makes us feel waaaaay old!!) but one of the secrets of their success is that they always keep it fresh. So soaraway lead track "One Good Use For My Heart" goes straight for vertical take-off, making it a Harrier jump-jet of a spangly pop song: two minutes of sheer, instant, concentrated joy and, like Julie Ocean, nothing extraneous. "(Show Me The Way To) Anarchy" is more thoughtful, expansive, ebbing and flowing, the regulation 'grower', its charm defined as Pete Dale sings "I love the way you skip their fist / it's confrontation with a twist / they don't know which / to laugh or cry"; "Milky Cliche" a powerhouse from the live set transported to vinyl, all nursery-rhyme simple words and typically blissful hooks, even as Pete admits, "This is a b-side / Under a bushel I'm going to hide / All my good ideas". Trust us, it's another case of B-Side Wins Again.

Not content with the three originals, this value-added EP also boasts a double cover version bonus: a respectful jangle-tribute to the Isley Brothers' (rather wonderful, for a pre-1976 tune) "This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You)": and fellow ex-Slamptees the Yummy Fur's "Policeman", maybe the best song about police ever that hadn't already been written by NWA, MDC, Body Count or Smiley Culture. The Wimpshake treatment of it - as a brilliantly idiosyncratic "medley" with "If You Want To Know The Time, Ask A Policeman" (a line once sung by George Formby in the seminal "On The Beat", fact fans, although the actual cover is apparently an unrelated music hall staple) - kinda makes so little sense that it makes perfect sense (y'know, the same kind of alchemy that made the TVPs "All The Young Children On Crack" such a copper-bottomed classic).

And the upshot of all of this, we guess, is that you can still sleep soundly in your beds tonight with the sure knowledge that Milky Wimpshake - despite having seemingly decided to bin the keyboards - are still the bees'."


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11. Horowitz / Project A-ko split (Filthy Little Angels, 7")

"Horowitz have also made two contributions to the new Filthy Little Angels split 7" with Projekt A-ko... And this is where things get really thrilling, because "Sweetness, I Could Die In Your Arms" and "Hug Target" are just ace. When we first heard a version of "Sweetness" last year, it was an instant revelation - yet another effortless step, jump-up, sea-change, whatever - crucially, showing that even so soon after "Tracyanne", they were showing no inclination at all to rest on their laurels. "Sweetness" is all vibrant Smithsy treble and heart-fluttering, stop-start indie powerchords, somehow rendered even better by the way that Ian puts the emphasis on "could" as he delivers the hook line (Cutting Crew, of course, went for plonking it all on "die", and look where it got them). Just swell. While the short, sweet "Hug Target" boasts feedback, New Order-ish bass and sung-from-a-bunker distorted vocals before it magically coagulates into a particularly joyful instrumental at about 1'14 which makes you want to leap up to the rafters, and swing on them 'til they break."

Really, Horowitz are quite possibly our favourite band of the moment, especially given both sides of the forthcoming Cloudberry 7" AND the brace of tracks which should soon be appearing on Wee Pop! We were also a bit harsh there on the A-ko, because "Nothing Works Twice" especially has well withstood nine months of listening, too.

12. Tinchy Stryder "Cloud 9: The EP" (Ruff Sqwad)

In indie music, on the whole, we are used to bands being either good, or rubbish. Good bands seem largely to make only good records. Rubbish bands tend... yep, you got it. So, inelegantly as ever, we will try one more time to get a simple point across. It is one we have learned the hard way. It is that *these rules do not apply to grime*. So yes, Skepta's "Sweet Mother" is rubbish. Wiley's "Summertime" is rubbish. Tinchy's "Stryderman" (oh, and that "Take Me Back" thing) is rubbish. Chipmunk's "Beast" is... well, much less than it should have been. Wretch, and to a lesser extent Slix's newish CDs are pretty ropey. But they are all artists who are capable of making sublime music, and in most cases who usually do (it's just that by definition, it isn't those tunes we're all going to be hearing on the radio). If Wiley or Dizzee Rascal need a bit of cash or a l'il short-term profile raising, they just put out some relatively inane dancefloor filler. It doesn't mean they've lost their muse. (Actually, Dizzee has, but that's a different conversation).

So if you've heard any of the above tunes, or Roll Deep's last single, or "Rolex Sweep", and thought we must be off our trolley for going on and on about some of these artists, we can only plead with you to seek out some other the stuff we do big up here, and give it a try. And bearing that in mind...

"it's still a relief to find that the new EP, seemingly self-released, has largely been produced without any obvious aim to please / appease the crossover audience: "This is simply what I do best", he notes on the first track, "Full Effect". Like others of the genre (most impressively Durrty Goodz' "Axiom"), extended play here means not a Sarah-style three track 7", but instead a meaty nine-track CD: a formula which can work so much better than the 20-25 track mixtape. And, with the sole exception of "Thump" smack bang in the middle, a dreary crossover tune that takes the just-add-slush formula of the two Total Entertainment singles to a reductio ad absurdum of urban gloop, "Cloud 9" is a powerful and oh-so welcome return to form.

It probably does no harm at all that Tinchy employs Maniac, a man who hoovers up any superlatives lying round here, to supervise the first three tunes, as they all slay... On "Six 4 Fire", the third of the Maniac productions, Tinchy cockily says, "I'm back in your top ten line-up". But you know, not least with Ruff Sqwad's "Man Dem" tearing up Channel U right now, and a 12-tracker "Stryder vs Maniac" allegedly on way, we think he's right."


13. MJ Hibbett & the Validators "It Only Works Because You're Here" (EmuBands, DL)

Shy as we are of stating the obvious, we may not have gone into print to date on the fact that MJ Hibbett is a genius, a fact reconfirmed by the likes of this as well as by his stellar set at Monkey Chews, albeit that his cheerful troubadouring was fair drowned out by the slew of identikit student types at the bar whose inane chatter almost managed to drown him out, unless you had the good fortune of standing within a few feet of MJ and his trusty guitar. A shame they weren't listening, especially as inbetween songs he was able to point out some truisms about comparing Blair and Brown to Thatcher... Anyway, dragging ourselves reluctantly back on-topic, "It Only Works..." is the sublimely-composed and surprisingly, gulp, moving song you'll know from various of his live outings, but on record it was enhanced, wrapped up in a sparkling, sensitive arrangement. The bit, in particular, when the music wriggles melliflously back into life after the first three words of the chorus just kills us.

14. Horowitz "I Need A Blanket" (Thee SPC, download EP)

"basically, skill: it's unlikely that we've listened to any single song more in the last year or so. People tend to be using the word "Pavement" when describing it, but - even if we were quite that lazy - we'd go more for "Urusei", or, if you'll let us have it, "Sportsguitar"."

"I Need A Blanket"'s opening line is one of our all-time favourite vocal deliveries. Can't really explain why. Came with a great video, too.

15. Phil Wilson "Industrial Strength" EP (Slumberland, 2x7")

"the sublime phil wilson (who is BACK, btw) brings us "industrial strength". thematic is good. as is this e.p. of acoustic kraut-industrial covers (yes you read that right) with low-in-the-mix vocals: "neon lights" is especially sweetly rediscovered, using the power of ukelele."

An ambitious EP, no doubt, but one that clicked overall for real. Even so, this placed for the swingingly reconstructed "Neon Lights", which easily qualifies as even one of Phil Wilson's best singles of, y'know, ever.

16. The Stupids "Feel The Suck" (Boss Tuneage, 7")

"We were going on about brilliant 7"s the other day: well, Peel favourites the Stupids have just released one, "Feel The Suck", on Boss Tuneage... And it's ace. Really. Three songs, none lurching too far from what we'd love and expect, all powering along with post-hardcore vim. On pinkish vinyl. And limited, sadly, to 325 copies."

17. DJ Pleasure "Vengar" (Lowdowndeep, 12")

"Vengar" (or "Wenger" as it got christened here) keeps things stripped-down to the bone, the drums rattling off in looped spasms while the 303 (we think) lurches up and down the octaves with all the subtlety of a trampolining pachyderm. Indeed, the rhythms are so fidgety and agitated that they actually well recall the Professor's increasingly common touchline tantrums.

18. Craig G and Marley Marl "Made The Change" (Traffic Entertainment / Good Hands)

Subtly sampling the Notorious one, Craig and Marl ride a buffed-up beat to a hook that will refuse to leave your head: on the other side, "Deep Down" is just as good, more directly taking up the theme of their "Operation Takeback" album with a "You Played Yourself"-type tale: "you really should have just respected our style / or your ass wouldn't get kicked out the rap game now"...

19. Silverlink ft Badness and Jammer "The Message Is Love" (No Hat No Hoods, 12")

Somewhere, there should be award for the most mental single of the year, and "Message Is Love" would be a shoe-in. From the title you might be expecting a perfunctory dance or even R&B rekkid, perhaps with Badness and Jammer doing merely OK-ish cameo verses, but this single is instead an anarchic mash of soca and bristling grime beats, with both MCs on top form, hollering over the high-bpm rhythms like roadside drunks on Special Brew shouting at passing cars. In many ways, this really shouldn't place so high, but it's a record that we feel everyone should be made to hear, if only once.

20. Pocketbooks "Waking Up EP" (Valiant Death / Make Do and Mend CD-EP)

"...Pocketbooks single #2 is a four-track EP, and in patches, yes, it does sound a little like it was recorded in a church hall, but nothing can detract from the skill and care in the arrangements, the palpable ambition, and the terrific, nuanced songwriting (and here, we mean songwriting in a good way - much as we know that songwriters and musicians are usually the twin nemeses of good music) not least those already-trademark lyrical flourishes we went on about last time.

From the lithe opening piano of the title track - already one for the classic intros round as far as we're concerned - the EP is a treat, a freewheeling bicycle ride on a beautiful clear day: "Waking Up", fuelled by a perfectly weighted vocal performance from Emma; "Falling Leaves", with its Sunny Intervals vibe, bringing in Andy's delicate, wavering voice; the serene, more mannered "Love Is The Stick You Throw", which brims with a more grown-up feel... and "Don't Stop", which rounds things off by conspiring to be upbeat, thoughtful and inspirational all at once, a kind of noughties take on the Gain's "Casino Classics" which does start to suggest that Pocketbooks really might prove to be a band in a million (and nine). Wow, that chorus."


Album. On. Way. (Yaaay).

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21. Sexy Kids "Sisters Are Forever" (Slumberland, 7")

Slumberland going a bit crazy with the good records this year. If you remember Fertile Virgin's "Lucky Day", well this is similarly great - a from-nowhere mix of Raincoats and Girls At Our Best indie-guitaring that cavorts along very merrily indeed.

22. Cee-Rock "The Fury" "Kill Da Killin'"(Abstract Urban)

"You get an F for flunk / I get an F for funk": non-swearing New York legend Cee-Rock weighs into all-mouth-no-trousers would-be ballers with style on this mini-anthem. Warning: features some very twangy bass.

23. Glenn Wilson "Phoenix EP" (Compound, 12")

""Phoenix"... is the lead track on another single released earlier this year, a 3-track EP of the same name on Compound which Glenn has all to himself. Both are very fine, pacy stuff from an artist we're now rapidly scrabbling to get hold of more from... and we think our belated discovery of Glenn - no relation to Ant, or even Phil - more than justifies us wheeling out the phrase "Oh! Mr Wilson" again, even if you don't."

24. caUSE co-MOTION! "I Lie Awake" (Slumberland, 7")

"There's more strange alchemy brewing with caUSE co-MOTION!'s 3-track 7", "I Lie Awake", on another indie powerhouse, Slumberland Records of Oakland, CA. What with being more off-the-pace than a footballer on Hackney Marshes who's just had to run all the way to the road to collect the ball for a throw-in, we haven't encountered the Brooklyn quartet before, but if "I Lie Awake" is anything to go by, they're the sound of the McTells colliding with Beat Happening! and in the case of the title track here, the result is a kooky, compelling 90 seconds of spirited, super-skewed indie pop that would have fitted very nicely amongst the early 14 Iced Bears demos we got a glimpse of on that band's "In The Beginning" comp (also on Slumberland).

The other tunes are similarly brilliant, if also uncompromisingly early-Pastels raw: "You Don't Say" sounds like the vocalist is singing a slightly different song from that the band are playing (in our book, this makes it an added-value 2 for 1), while "Cry For Attention" slows it down - this time there's only one, v. delicate song, but one seemingly played, and winningly, at a variety of occasionally overlapping tempos. There's something really exciting about the all-too few bands who can combine such vulnerability with a spirit of experimentation and enterprise, and that's exactly what CCM's mosaic of DIY melodies achieves."


25. Sunny Summer Day "So Much Fun" (Letterbox, free download single)

"shares much of its DNA with early Sarah demos: writers rather tougher on their charges than us might speculate as to whether that's quite enough, in today's rather crowded (frankly overcrowded - sorry) indiepop market. But given that we could quite happily spend any given day ensconced entirely in early Brighter, Another Sunny Day or St Christopher demos, and quite frankly often have done, we think "Fun" is rather brilliant, with the guitar lines all doing exactly what they should do as the band breeze along easily-imaginable country lanes of impeccable summery indieness."

26. Jaydan "Pull Up" (Propaganda, 12")

More powered-up stuff from Leicester's Jaydan, as prolific as Matty Fryatt this year...

27. Virus Syndicate "Apollo" (Planet Mu, 7")

7" album taster from a resurgent Syndicate, which strikes us as how Hoodz Underground might sound with a grime makeover...

28. Comet Gain "Love Without Lies" (What's Your Rupture / TAF, 7")

"a raw, "Realistes"-ish blast of garage / punk / soul only bettered by the sweet, post-"You Can Hide" melodies of "Books Of California" on the other side."

29. Boyracer / Mytty Archer / Cannanes split (555, 7")

"an army of all the talents: the Cannanes take on "Don't Fear The Reaper" with grace and gentle pizazz, while the inestimable Boyracer pay tribute to the Beatniks with a not-fi clamber around the classic "Supremer Queener". But the pick is Mytty Archer's tune, a flitting dazzle of guitar with a soft-spoken vocal that briefly blossoms into rainflecked sheets of noise before departing too soon."

30. Je Suis Animal "Painted In Your Face" (Cloudberry, 7")

Liked Spraydog ? You'll love this.

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31. Kashmere "The Jazz" (Karamak, 7")

Not lacking in either confidence or craft, this is a standout from Kashmere's Lost Archive release that Karamak have rightly seen fit to stick out as a single, in which format it sounds even more imperious. Jehst provides the jazz rhythms, Kashmere the sexual metaphors.

32. Jaydan "Gun Salute" (Smokin' Riddims, 12")

33. Honeyheads "Edwyn Speaks Louder Than Kirk" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

Fine fare from Hamburg's premier janglers, with toppermost "Consolation Prize"-echoing lead track "From A to B to See You" complemented by the ultra-addictive "Out of Marseille" (their home suburb, fact collectors).

34. Puzzle "Everything You Never" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

From SSS to Mr Bang On, there are things happening in Liverpool with great new music right across the board. "St. Luke's" still the peach of these three from super-promising combo who, for us, have a touch of 90s era Aus-alt pop about them: you know, the clutch of Melbourne bands who used to put stuff out on 555.

35. Pete Green "Platform Zero EP" (Lostmusic, 7")

Beautifully presented 4-tracker, overseen by the great Pete Off Of Horowitz, sees veteran popshow star and GTFC-supporting footy scribe Mr Green take further steps, including necessary sideswipes at the NME, towards deserved world domination. Also, highest placed single to feature a "Hair by" credit.

36. Kelman "Shut A Final Door" (Shifty Disco, download single)

One of their finest songs: invoking the blithe spirit of the Go-Betweens and then meandering beautifully to closure. One can't help feel it's the kind of song that Baptiste were always reaching out to get to, but that Wayne Gooderham had never quite touched. Until now.

37. The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart / The Parallelograms split (Atomic Beat, 7")

"Taking off where the Fucking Rosehips left off (and given that the Fucking Rosehips had taken off where no less than the Rosehips themselves left off), 123G! is boundlessly amazing, the more so because, on the face of it, there's not much to it - a simple celebration of 1986 that namechecks as many bands of that era that scan or rhyme, whilst the guitars pay due deference to early Rosehips or the noisier Talulah outings. You might say it's unremarkable. But there's something about 123G! - just in the same way there is something in "Sweetness, I Could Die" - that transcends glib analysis and demands that we simply celebrate its effervescence."

Note that the two Parallelograms tunes from the 7", also including the lesser "Pop The Bubbles", joined top tunes "Orchard Square" and the Bubblegum Splash!-alike Cloudberry 504 cut "Without You" on a sadly now sold-out s/t Cloudberry 3" CDR...

38. Ikonika "Millie" (Hyperdub, 12")

Second 12" single of the year from Ikonika on Kode9's Hyperdub label, still prob most famous as the home of Burial. Strikes the right balance between (non-coffee table) calm and eerie innovation, making it our favourite instrumental dubstep tune of 2008. Which will no doubt thrill her.

39. Horowitz "Edition 59 EP" (Edition 59)

Three in the top 40, just like Beyonce at Christmas. 'Tis a mark of Horowitz's ascendancy towards cementing their 'English Tullycraft' status that even an EP of offcuts is consistently high-quality - "I Was the Son of a Teenage Comic Book Superhero's Sidekick" is the right lead track, as delectable as when it premiered in (unmastered) form on the International Lo-Fi Underground; then "Hug Target", last seen on their Filthy Little Angels 7", profits from a meatier makeover, a gleefully fuzzy re-recording; finally, "Eskimo", apparently their first ever recording, is a slowie that gleams with delicious echoes of the swoon-making "Veronica Made A Tape".

40. Hoodz Underground "Iron & Steel" / "Home Of Da Streets" (Trackshicker, 12")

"on the jauntier "Iron and Steel" [Hoodz] team with Ironbridge (the Essex MC, not the Shropshire town) for some Sheffield-Southend verbal jousting, while "Home of Da Streets" takes harder-hitting lyrics (the last couple of verses especially on-point re both youth violence and the continuing creep of the BNP) and smacks them with some top-end Harry Love production. Great stuff."

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41. Electric Pop Group "Sunrise" (Matinee Recordings, CD-EP)

That sought-after #41 spot (if in doubt, check top label Caroline True's tongue-in-cheek take from last year...)

""I Could See The Lights" is the first number: like their track on the Matinee Hit Parade CD, "My Only Inspiration", it's an impassioned paean to a hug target, seemingly one met at a Magic Numbers gig, but despite those unpromising beginnings you can feel the love."

42. The Wedding Present "The Thing I Like Best About Him Is His Girlfriend" (Vibrant)

"Amongst the lighter and frothier tunes [on El Rey]... just as darling as "I'm From Further North Than You"".

Yes, all their (best) songs still sound the same. That's fine with us.

43. Strawberry Whiplash "Who's In Your Dreams ?" (Matinee Recordings, CD-EP)

"its fantastic fuzziness and singer Sandra's clipped vocal delivery make us think of another superlative Glaswegian single, Baby Lemonade's "Secret Goldfish"... "Who's In Your Dreams ?", just like "Goldfish", shambles. Not in an unrefined way, not in a bad way, certainly not in an "underproduced" way: it's just a happy, gargling stream of revivalist ba-ba-ba's, of gargantuan guitar melodies, of Bubblegum Splash-style thudding drum n' bass, which peaks with the marvellous conceit where they use the ba-ba-ba's, instead of the guitars, to do the melody in the break."

44. The Westfield Mining Disaster "Hank Williams Saved My Life" (Cloudberry, 7")

"grrreat, a slo-fi post-Tramway burn of insight, retrospection and perhaps a little latent Pastelism, that couples nicely with the similarly weighted semi-c&w B-side, "Six Months In Arrears"."

45. The Garlands "Why Did I Trust You" EP (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

Sparkling Free Loan-ish pop A-side, tied with the winning "David" and an arguably successful "Freedom" cover. Atomic Beat single allegedly on way!

46. I, Ludicrous "Dirty Washing EP" (Old King Lud, CDEP)

"Lead tune, "Argument In The Launderette", is classic I Ludicrous: a simple keyboard motif, some busy drum machine and Will handing down pearls of wisdom as he recounts the etiquette of the launderette, without being able to resist rhyming those two words into the bargain... After snapshot profiles of Ruby Wax, Jeremy Kyle ("dirty washing makes good TV") and, to best effect, the constituent clubs of "The Highland League" (another winsome documentary tune in the mould of "Three English Football Grounds"), the EP winds down with the jangly "Finding Things Out About John", a kind of reflective, fireside Preposterous Tales, albeit two decades on, imbued with warm melancholy and not a little darkness ("He voted Tory at the last election", observes Will matter of factly, as John faintly protests: "you've got it all wrong")."

47. Malfoy "Pureblood" (Skimrok Project 1, 12")

Kinda cold, clinical d&b stylings from Malfoy, an iciness contrasting nicely with the warm if head-busting bass of Jaydan and Pleasure's various 2008 crowdpleasers.

48. KRS-1 and Eneeone "Radio" (Deranged Music, Inc)

Much as KRS is forever admired in these parts, we've learned not to get overexcited about his solo exploits for many years now (frustratingly, some of the stuff we've enjoyed of his has been comparatively random stuff like his work with Cercle Rouge or, this year, with Rockin' Squat), but it's always worth keeping tabs on him because he's a man capable of locking into an old-skool groove with rare ease, and this he does here. As subtle as you'd expect ("radio has one aim / pimp the community for financial gain"), this was a very welcome single.

NB: this is not the same Deranged who brought us Violent Arrest and that Siege comp, much as that would possibly make them the greatest label ever.

49. Robert Natus "Endless Sequence" (Inflicted Recordings, 12")

Properly claustrophobic pounding stuff, as good as this type of thing got this year.

50. The Hillfields "A Visit" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

"restrained yet rolling washes of able, discerning guitar pop, diluting any poppier tendencies with Jactars-ish tautness to create the mysterious, short-form indie of "A Visit" (again, we hear something of the Windmills in its appealing mix of darkness and buoyancy, the singer's warm, low voice) or the more chiming, sedate, perhaps even more beautiful composition "The Front Room". The EP needs just a chink of time to grow - but it's a mature, rewarding debut."

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51. Jaydan "After Dark" (Propaganda, 12")

52. Twisterella / Leach Me Lemonade / Pop At Summer / Astrolab "Proud And Wild Forever (The Sound Of Young Java Vol.2)" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

Even better than vol 1, with excellent tracks from Pop At Summer and Leach Me Lemonade in particular, the latter a step up from their contribution to the previous vol. Word to Cloudberry for persevering with these Indonesian pop samplers - if "international pop underground" is to mean anything, we need more of this kind of outreach...

53. Ohmega Watts (featuring Jneiro Janel and Shape of Broad Minds) "Eyes & Ears EP" (Ubiquity)

Suddenly, brightish NY MCs seem ten a penny, but the reality is that it's only recently we seem to have started spotting them.

54. Heist "Don't Understand" (Co-Lab, DL)

55. Boyracer / Que Possum split (555, 7")

"a five-tracker on 555 / Jelly Fant, this time played at 45, and split between the Racer and the infectious Que Possum. It's all good, obviously."

That's right: effectively a one-word singles review, that word being "good". Our English A-level not in vain, then.

56. DJ Pleasure "Wishmaster" (Lowdowndeep, 12")

57. Benga & Walsh v Darqwan "Addicts" / "Megatection" (Texture UK, 12")

58. The Pains of Being Pure At Heart "Come Saturday" b/w Summer Cats "Let's Go!" (Slumberland, Searching For The Now 4 7")

"as ever, the band manage to combine this sublime one-track fizzy guitar grogginess with lyrics that are more uplifting, deliberate and inspirational than they're often given credit for: "Come Saturday" positively rattles with the same conviction that saw them shake the foundations at the Betsey Trotwood and the Buffalo Bars..."

As we said later on in the year, "there's gonna be a pains of being pure at heart album, and it's gonna be major". The version of "Come Saturday" on that - with the bass and drums hoiked up in the mix - is quite, quite brilliant.

59. Arch Of Cinema / Leach Me Lemonade / Sunny Summer Day / Funny Little Dream "I Would Hurt You For The World" (The Sound Of Young Java Vol.1) (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

Another one of these tres rewarding Indonesian pop samplers from the ever-diligent Cloudberry. Most of the tracks, including another spot for scene-leaders SSD, bring to mind C86, but we'd say that Arch of Cinema's "Shine On Stars", if anything, is more C81: it has a certain edge to it that lifts it to the top of this particular EP.

60. Zinc "Goblin" (Bingo, 12")

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61. The Tartans "My Baby Doesn't Care For You" (Cloudberry, 7")

"fragile as hell, and you almost feel you could despatch the lot of them with no more than an idle Subbuteo flick... actually subverts our usual cynicism and desire for noise and velocity at all costs, and by the end of its 2 1/2 minutes (with a great dead stop ending) it's managed to wind us entirely around its little finger."

62. Yellowtail "Pressure Dem" (Raw Fusion)

Nicely bouncy ragga-esque stuff from Yellowtail, with Pinch collaborator Juakali doing the vocal honours. The Silverback remix starts off as a Maximum Minimum-type acid-tech groove before springing into life when Juakali gets to work.

63. Clipz "Ugly / Offline" (Audio Zoo, 12")

64. Secret Agent Gel featuring Warrior Queen "Body" (Low Motion, 12")

"some very deep, minimal New York grooves are offset by Jamaica via London's suddenly ubiquitous Warrior Queen."

65. Manhattan Love Suicides "Kessler Syndrome" (Squirrel Records, 7")

Given extra edge in our case by a gratifying warp on the A-side, a successful double-barrel melody-led guitar noise broadside from a band who got quite prolific with 7"s towards the year end. "Don't Leave Me Dying" on the flip justifies investigation, too.

66. G Dub "Forever (Original Sin V.I.P)" (Ganja Records, 12")

A strange one this - fallow for long periods, but then breaking into occasional rushes of freewheeling d'n'b genius.

67. Mutated Forms "Las Vegas" (Advisory, 12")

68. Supernatural "Altitude" (Coalmine Records, digi 12")

Good to see him back. "Altitude" and in particular "1-2 Punch" show that the Brooklyn vet (incidentally, like KRS-1, another past collaborator with French 'ip-'opper Rockin' Squat) is still on his game.

69. Twig "Wentworth" / "Ciao Ciao Baby" (Cloudberry, 7")

While something about their Plastilina album just didn't quite... connect (for us), this was a cracking single, one of many this year on what's already developing into a first division 7" label.

70. Obituary "Left to Die EP" (Candlelight, CD single)

Would be just another 'tour EP' (usually no more than a euphemism for three or four LP out-takes you wouldn't otherwise buy) if it wasn't for the mighty fine lead track, "Forces Realign".

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71. Manhattan Love Suicides "Veronica" (Squirrel Records, 7")

A little more subdued than other recent MLS singles, we still preferred "Veronica" to the more indulgent "The 10th Victim" on the other side.

72. Ruff Sqwad "Man Dem" (No Hat No Hoods, 12")

One of many high-end 12"s this yr from the fledgling No Hat, No Hoods imprint, and one of Ruff Sqwad's more potent showtunes.

73. P Brothers featuring Boss Money / Ress Connected "New Religion" / "Shoot 'Em Down" (Heavy Bronx, 12")

"the brothers' new single teams up more New Yorkers - crews rather than MCs - in the shape of New Rochelle's Ress Connected and South Bronx duo Boss Money. Ress is best, on this occasion - "Shoot 'Em Down" boasting a slightly more elephantine hook - but both sides bring a welcome injection of East Coast street menace (well, we've missed it) to our current listening, given that most NYHH fell-off big time once the bling took over. Be warned though: there are a few moments, as always, when the MCs' flow is almost crushed by the brothers' typically drum-heavy, take no prisoners production."

74. Lauren Mason "Haterade" (Perpetuity)

"it's marketed vaguely as grime, and her voice obviously has that r&b feel that worked so well on "p.s." and "just wanna be me", but really this is great POP, at least as serviceable as, and with much more charm than, the seemingly uncriticisable girls aloud or sugababes. when she sings "i'm only 22... this is my prime time / i didn't know that to look sharp and feel good was a big crime" she properly smacks it to the grumpy oldsters like us she's getting at."

75. Vex'd "3rd Choice" (Planet Mu, 12")

"London's self-proclaimed proponents of "emotronica", Vex'd, whose new single on Planet Mu... is a happy concatentation of dubstep gurgles and splutters that for once outdoes a Loefah remix on the flip."

76. DJ Pleasure "Killing Curse" / "New York City" (Calypso, 12")

77. MJ Hibbett "Do The Indie Kid" (EmuBands, DL)

Remember fun ? This is clattering, hyper-enjoyable back-to-the-future jangle from the Hibster. We have a more than nagging feeling that this is kind of what indie music should *actually* sound like.

78. Bearsuit "Pushover" (Fantastic Plastic, DL)

Surprisingly mundane (for them!) A-side is made up for by "Robot Arms" on the B, which contains far more of the Bearsuit trademark stopping, starting and shouting.

79. DJ Pleasure "In The Dark" / "The Cube" (Calypso, 12")

80. 77Klash "Code For The Streets" (Klash City)

"Even without the grimey dancefloor stylings provided by the brothers Shadetek, "Mad Again" and "Yes Shotta" are pretty intense rhyme & reggae fusion, as 77K lays down the law with no little refinement. And "Code for The Streets" - no relation to fellow New Yorkers Gang Starr's classic "Code of the Streets" - even has some Clash-like shouty bits, as 77Klash rides an electronic pulse into the NYC sunset."

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81. The Bug featuring Tippa Irie / Flowdan "Angry" / "Ganja" (Ninja Tune)

"Tippa is at his tuffest, showing off in particular with some speed-toasting at around 2'10, as he rails against deserving, if predictable targets like climate-ruiners and US of A foreign policy. The B-side sees the Bug invite Flowdan and Killa P back to his (yep, again) for an appropriately dark, paranoid number called "Ganja" - normally ganja is the most boring subject conceivable for a song (apart from maybe er, anything to do with relationships), but on this occasion we get 3 3/4 minutes of marvellous, nervy, urban noir which suits all the parties just perfectly."

82. Ghetto "Mountain" (white label, 12")

One of the highlights of "Freedom of Speech" sees Ghetto railing effectively at grime's enemies within.

83. The Doubtful Guest "Remixes" (Planet Mu, 12")

84. DPF "What Can I Say" (Son Records)

Smart, funny and sharp multi-syllabic rhyming from Norfolk's tongue-in-cheek DPF, who in the past I think we've accused of being from Nottingham (probably because everyone else on Son tends to be...)

85. Japan Air "Claire" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

Very promising EP from Sweden's Japan Air, with both "Claire" and "Stars" jangling high in the firmament in classic Cloudberry style. Let down only by the refusal to decorate the sweet jangle of "September" with any words.

86. The Arc Lamps "Wave of Sound EP" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

Pleasingly placing one notch higher than one of the artists it evokes. A clever, well-constructed, bookish, charming EP that evokes the true London just as well as Burial and his cohorts, but will never get proper acclaim for it...

87. Morrissey "All You Need Is Me" (Decca)

Like Ice Cube, Mozza seems to have settled into a pattern of records largely about how wonderful he is, but he's often right.

88. Buju Banton Presents "Golden Tree EP" (Gargamel Music)

"of the various spins of buju's golden tree riddim on his new ep, "you ago happen" just about wins out for us over the collaborations with delly ranks and new kids: it's not as expansive as, but feels much more winningly contemporary than, "cowboys"."

Yep, 3 takes on the Golden Tree riddim here, all of which we'd be happy to wheel out at the local disco. "Stamina" is our favourite at the moment, much as we suspect it's not just about the ability to stay on the treadmill for more than 20 minutes.

89. Heist "Sleep In Ya Eyes" / "Spiders Ville" (Frontline, 12")

90. The Ladybug Transistor "Can't Wait Another Day" (Fortuna Pop!)

"taken in isolation, it's much easier to appreciate its cascading, luxurious, softly tumbling flow, at least before that controversial sax solo (to our minds, any sax solo is controversial: only Orange Juice have ever got away with it, and that was probably because for a time Orange Juice could get away with anything)."

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91. Postal Blue "Laughing and Crying" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

"the boys from brazil are er, BACK and the news on this tune ["You Should Keep It To Yourself"] is that they've gone kinda blueboy circa "imipramine". fair play to them, really: in our view it's a change in direction which suits them to a tee."

92. DJ Pleasure "Black Magic" / "The Grinder" (K Power, 12")

93. Buju Banton "Cowboys" (Gargamel Music)

94. Peverelist "Infinity Is Now" / "Junktion" (Tectonic, 12")

""Junktion" on the AA is really well crafted - gently warped keyboard and crackle eventually joined by a roving pulse of bass. An unexpected bonus is that if you are malcoordinated enough to accidentally play it at 33 revs, it still sounds pretty good, the keyboard turning to piano, giving you 11 minutes' worth of blissed-out, lazy sprawl."

Part of the new wave of Bristol dubstep, of course.

95. Sven Wittekind "Never Forget" (Sven Wittekind Records, 12")

Smashing single that manages to mix swooshing electronics with old-school pounding techno...

96. Lögnhalsmottagningen "Oron Nasa" (Slumberland / 555 / Yellow Mica / Promenade 7")

"Anyway, proof that punk does exist and - fans of the Exploited will be delighted to hear - is not dead, is provided by a new 7" from Lognhalsmottagningen, the bastard hardcore child of men who've recorded on both Sarah and Cloudberry, which makes a nice double. "Oron Nasa" is on four labels (Yellow Mica, 555, Promenade and Slumberland), has an authentic crust-punk sleeve and contains seven amazing tracks, sung in Swedish, that start with the raw magic of Riot City bands or even Bullshit Detector compilations but can't help but weave in Boyracer-ish energy and even some guitar melody."

97. The Olive Shoots "The Lazy Rest" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

Expansive post-Sarah Scando semi-shoegaze. B-side gets prostitution into a Cloudberry song title for the first time, which is good.

98. Morgan Heritage and Busy Signal "Run Dem Weh" (Juke Boxx)

"busy's "tic-toc" didn't really chime for us (ha), but when he teams up with the more consistent heritage ppl the result is this excellent download. ever questioning ("how can you expect the population / to sit back kick back and just relax ?"), it neatly marries roots reggae riddims with up-to-the-now dub inflections."

99. Shackleton "El Din (Part One)" (Mordant Music, 10")

Another from the NWOBD!

100. Lovingly Yours "Signed Lovingly Yours" (Cloudberry, 3" CDR)

Another sweet single from the label of the yr (again), particularly where the Stockholmers stick to their own language. As more bands should.

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Bubbling under: the Insect Warfare / Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation split, Bubblegum Lemonade, Repugnant Inebriation, Blak Twang, P Money, the Sunny Street, Dirty Commodity, the Andersen Tapes, yet more Jaydan, Badawi vs. Kode 9 / Juakali, Prodigy (Mobb Deep), the Fantasy Lights, Boxcutter, Ikonika again, Sotatila, Liechtenstein, Mai 68s, Capleton, Arthur & Martha, Fucked Up (I think we're allowed to say they've recorded - just - the definitive version of "Anorak City"), Soundclash and Zero G, Faction and Modified Motion, Mutated Forms again, Killa Hurt,the Danny Says, Wiley (but of course), Warrior Queen, D1, Burning Spear, MC Lyte, MJ Hibbett's Christmas single, Tes La Rok, Skream, DJ Boss / Bas Mooy, Estelle, Dusk & Blackdown featuring Trim, Counterstrike, Bashy, the Wedding Present again, A Sunny Day In Glasgow, the Firekites, Roots Manuva, Funny Little Dream, lots more Zinc, Go Hiyama, Sven Wittekind, Captain Polaroid, Gunjack, Minisnap, Kode 9 vs LD, Hayman Watkins Trout & Lee, Iowa Super Soccer, K-The-I ???, Kelman again, Kode9 and the Spaceape, Krischmann & Klingenberg, The Research, Meat Beat Manifesto, Moldy featuring Juakali, DJ Ogi, Elephant Man, Morrissey ("That's How People..."), Clipz, Cluekid, Noah D, Busy Signal, Babylon System, Nuclear Death Terror, the Flower Beds, Pinch, Robert Natus again, Kurupt, Roughcut, St Christopher, Vincent De Wit, the Scaremongers, Skillz, Slow Down Tallahassee, the Felt Tips, Sparky's Magic Piano, Summer Cats, the Hour Hands, Sutura, Danielle, Sway, Taxman, the Give It Ups, Kano, Karl Cullen, Tinie Tempah, various "various artists", Sticky Fingaz, Visionary, a couple of Original Sin, a few Paul Mac, Ben Long, Zomby, Slipknot (only one of them!), Catalysts, Coki, Benga & Coki, Boy Genius, Roll Deep, Cooh, the Bridal Shop, DAVE the Drummer and Tube Tech, Dub Tao, Bricolage, Social Services, Dying Punks, 10Shott, Envy, Saxon... and many many more. Told you it was a good year.

Anyway. We need a lie down. So "this is where we exit".

Monday, January 05, 2009

The best of 2008 (part five): LPs and mixtapes

The Alwyne, the Famous Cock, the Hen & Chickens, the Compton Arms, the Florence, the King's Head... yes, the votes have been counted from each constituency ward, and when you add them up they reveal a beezer year for albums. One of our top 50 appeared in both the Guardian and Observer lists of the year, too: scroll on if you want to find out whether it's Fleet Foxes or Bon Iver (or, just possibly, neither).

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1. Boyracer "Sunlight Is The Best Antiseptic" (555 Recordings)



"The last 5 years of my life / Have, honestly, been the best..."

"Yes, it seems that this fantastic, prolific, ever-exciting, lyrically sublime band has run its course. The record, "Sunlight Is The Best Antiseptic", is a suitably golden farewell. In contrast to pretty much all that has gone before, "Sunlight" has a mere dozen songs, making it maybe Boyracer's most succinct as well as most succulent record: and being a vinyl-only run of 100, surely even for them one of their rarest. Indeed, probably scarce enough that the novella-length review we want to give it would surely be redundant. So we'll try to restrict ourselves to a mere smattering of words.

"Sunlight" bounds into life with "The Heartbreaker", which ranks as one of their greatest songs, as spiky and catchy and scratchy as they've ever sounded. Hot on its heels come "Claire Likes Girls" and "80s Nottingham Grindcore Scene", two more powerpop bullets (and songs originally recorded and released on the mighty compilations "Your Cassette Pet" and "Honey, The Dog's Home" respectively). As you'd expect from the recent split 7"s on which Boyracer have appeared, the muse hasn't dried up one iota, even if there are plenty of themes which will be familiar: "North Yorkshire Coastline" a sweet evocation of the handful of things that Stewart Anderson still misses about the country of his birth, "Amateur Traumatics" - co-written by longtime Racer mainstay Ara Hacopian - blisteringly mixing bittersweet personal observation with untamed guitars. Arguably the only song that slightly jars - good as it is - is the versh of Urban Slake's "So Fucking Swedish" which ends the first side: for while spirited covers have increasingly been a crucial part of the Racer repertoire, their own songs on this release are so focussed, so plaintive, so radioactive with fuzzy emotion, that any deviation can't help but disrupt the atmos a little.

We've already said most of the things we wanted to say about Boyracer, which will kind of explain why we'll miss them so, but it's hard to believe they could have gone out any better than this. And the closing song "The Last Word" is at once, as Mr A's alter-ego Steward once had it, a kind of "goodbye to everything you love" and a letter to his loyal band of listeners. Building on the barenaked honesty of the last album's dewy-eyed "In My Previous Life", it's one of the most elegant, eloquent songs he has ever written. The perfect full stop."


Apparently one of the 100 copies of this has already been up for sale on E-bay, which is a travesty. Let's get one thing crystal clear, right now: our copy of "Sunlight" is #33, and we will not be parting with it. Ever. If you ever see it on E-bay, you have full permission to take us down.

should have been singles: The Heartbreaker, Amateur Traumatics, The Last Word

2. P Brothers "The Gas" (Heavy Bronx)



"Drug dealing, some say I should talk to a reverend / I tell them you should talk to my landlord 'bout my rent, then"

"If the Notts duo ring a bell with you, it's probably thanks either to their "Live Hardcore Worldwide" CDs (one of which, of course, featured an intro from Peel himself), their sterling work on Cappo's increasingly seminal "Spaz The World" LP... and for some of their block-destroying 12"s since, which they'd started to use as vehicles for introducing us to top Stateside MCs (yes, they exist) like DITC affiliate Milano, Queensbridge's Imam T.H.U.G., and Bronx old-stager Smiley da Ghetto Child (y'know, him that did "Wordz From..." with the great Gang Starr)... if anything, the standard of the whole album is even higher than that 12" promised, as if they've demanded only songs that would justify single release in their own right.

The four Boss Money tracks are outstanding - "Cold World" and "Blam Blam for Nottingham" especially maxing on a lowdown rustle of beats and supersparse, laidback rhyming - but there are also contributions from Milano (including the satisfyingly old-skool "In A Zone", erstwhile single "Got It On Me" and the faintly Numanesque "Digital B-Boy"), Long Island's highly rated Roc Marciano (a past Busta Rhymes collaborator, we think), and a lone, rather laconic cut from $amhill (of BDP's own South Bronx), which all seam into a coherent whole. Coherent because the P Brothers still insist at all times on (a) the beats being rough, ready and hewn purely from granite; (b) the samples being tried and tested old soul gold; and (c) plenty of space in their productions to allow the MCs to relax and get on with expounding their largely bleakish, street-corner visions, unhindered by climactic choruses or distracting musical gimmickry. "The Gas" does for the New York now what "Live Hardcore Worldwide" did for early-century Notts, and as you'll have guessed, that makes it just what we've been looking for."


There seems to be some debate in cyberspace as to whether Smiley's Heavy Bronx 12", "Scriptures", is on "The Gas" or not. It's certainly not on our version!

should have been singles: Cold World, In A Zone, Blam Blam for Nottingham (actually, that might have been one, a couple of years ago), Got It On Me (and yeah, that was one too...)

3. Extreme Noise Terror "Law Of Retaliation" (Osmose)



"If you're one of the unloved, the hated and the hunted / Don't let them bring you to your knees / Stand up and fight"

Look, before you skip this, hear us out.

Much of the legend of Extreme Noise Terror, the fact that so many people have heard of them but never really heard them, probably flows from their legendary (and easily YouTube-able) Brit Awards appearance, when in what increasingly looks like a fictional scene from an updated version of the Rock N' Roll Swindle, Dean Jones and co. join the KLF to perform an extremely haphazard version of their "3 A.M. Eternal" 7" to an audience of hoorays in ballgowns and dinner jackets who then unaccountably provide warm, no doubt confused, applause at its closure.

The mere happening of that classic TV moment, and the fact you have to pinch yourself sometimes to believe that it really happened, should not, however, detract from their musical achievements, from any number of seminal Peel Sessions early on through to a host of fine, if increasingly sporadic albums - "Phonophobia", on that fabulous tweepop / crust / hardcore / rockabilly label Vinyl Japan, the "Retro-bution" re-recordings set, the still-more 'mature' "Damage 381", recorded when Napalm Death's Barney Greenway joined them so briefly on loan in the 90s (that surreal temporary swap with Terror mainstay Phil Vane), the more metallic sheen of "Being and Nothing" at the start of this century. Because ENT are - still - positive, political and almost too good to be true.

As we remarked when French label Osmose Productions released ENT's split LP with Driller Killer last year, ENT have now gone back to their roots, which remains frankly, *TEH EXCITE*. And for those who ignored our advice and didn't snap up the split, four of the five ENT songs from it reappear here, inamongst over a dozen pure newies. The themes of the songs are not original - organised religion gets an extended kicking, along with politicians, rat-race somnambulists and white pride eejits - but the lyrics veritably snap: "Your society of greed you've created / Will always pick on the ones who never get a fair chance / Of a start in life" (words as dispiritingly pertinent in 2008 as 1988) and the music is piledriving, thoroughly visceral. Only on "Death Message" is the full Vane / Jones onslaught instead replaced by spoken (well, shouted) word over a discordant aria of fog-bound feedback: otherwise, it's action all the way. There's even a redux of sorts of "Carry On Screaming", gently renamed "Screaming Fucking Mayhem".

The only issue we have with "Law of Retaliation" is the odd decision to intersperse it with unimaginative excerpts of dialogue, so that most tracks are bookended with intrusive snatches of speech that they really don't need. Lesser bands might need to resort to that, but on this otherwise pristine record it really jars.

Oh yeah, and there's something else tucked away in the sleeve notes: "This album is dedicated to the memory of John Peel". You're probably getting bored with that sort of thing by now, but we're not.

should have been singles: Parasites, Skin Deep, Believe What I Say, Against The Grain, Rotten to the Core

4. SSS "The Dividing Line" (Earache)



Somehow fresher and feistier than their s/t debut not long back, the Scousers' newie is 20 tracks of uncommonly addictive, utterly irrepressible metallic skatecore that has its roots in Stupids / Intense Degree-ish melodic bludgeoning, but brings it right up to date, arguably via the likes of thrashy labelmates Municipal Waste, to produce an exhilarating half-hour of Boyracer-fast hardcore, with lyrics ranging from serious and angry to comedic and throwaway (bad moustaches in hardcore probably covering all bases). It simply never flags. We'd been a bit sniffy recently about whether modern Earache bands had quite the calibre of their early rosters, but this is simply one of the best albums on the label for years. And still no ballads. Go get it.

should have been singles: Oil and Water, Can't Burst the Bubble, Skate And Destroy

5. Life? "Outside Looking In" (Zebra Traffic)



"Double-yay with bells on for this one. Life is the UK's king of the simile, a hero of the old school and, no question, an all-round general favourite of ours. He might be 35 now, but he's still angry, aware, conscious, considerate and, quite properly, a hater of all those rappers who, to coin a rather fetching phrase, are "wacker than Younis". So if you thought the Phi-Life Cypher man's second solo album, "Realities Of Life", was pretty great then you (a) were right, and (b) will enjoy this third one, "Outside Looking In", fresh out on Zebra Traffic. If, on the other hand, you were never lucky enough to hear "What Our Estates Have Become" et al, then we honestly think you should investigate: Life (now without the question mark) packs comment, observation, extended metaphors - it's all words, beautiful words - into every song: it's about the message, and thanks to DJ Nappa it's one that's delivered over easy-to-love loops and beats. Only albums like "Original Gangsta" or "From Enslavement To Obliteration" can match it in terms of the sheer *volume* of common sense talked: from his pride in his kids, through how he listened to John Peel as a teenager in prison, to the impassioned "What's Going On", a closer that thankfully deals sanely with Islamophobia, "Outside Looking In" is not only tough enough, but also not a little inspirational."

should have been singles: Intro, What's Going On ?, Fire The Facts, It's Official, Right In Your Face

6. Beatnik Filmstars "The Purple Fez 72 Club Social" (Satisfaction Recording Company)



"A distant cry from the fractured lo-fi brilliance of reams of the Filmstars' output right up to last yr's sporadically marvellous "Shenaniganism" set, not only is it Jarrett's most measured, shimmering work since the Bluebear's "Food Fight At the Last Chance Saloon", but for the wider populace it displays those popsong writing skills more vividly than ever before. "Fez '72" is a fifteen-song weave of twang, Americana, indie-guitar and alt-country, a melange of lyrical sadness and inherited loss, a mingling of mournful guitars and aching keyboards.

From the moment that thoughtful opener "Animal Crackers" ambles louchely from the speakers, it's clear there's a real warmth to proceedings: the arrangements and instrumentation are understated, rather than lush, but seem so well suited to the album's reflective style. So the occasional backing vocals work, the harmonica works (we don't often say that), hell, even the whistling works. And while it's certainly a very different record from most preceding albums - a sea-change akin to Sportique's jump from "Black Is A Popular Colour" to "Modern Museums", except maybe this time the leap is in the opposite direction - there are still echoes, for example in the jets of skyrocketing guitar interspersed through "Scrabbling", of the powered-up glories of past work like "Laid Back And English".

Jarrett describes himself on this record as both "cynical pioneer" and "pessimistic optimist", and each phrase rings true: he can always temper the downbeat turns of phrase with a swoonsome tune or hook, which makes for a winning combination. There are very few writers in circulation who could pen songs as strong as "Grim Cosmic Joke", "Kittens and Cats" or the stunning "Hospital Ward", but the Filmstars even manage to tailor an epic album centrepiece, pulsing with yearning, from the distinctly unpromising title "Nurse My Head (As The Actress Said To The Bishop)". They bring the curtain down in style too with "Home", a ballad that carries echoes of some of Kyoko's smartest moments. The only possible mis-step is "You Never Hear A Good Song Coming From A Car Window", which takes us little further than its title (the premise of which is incorrect anyway, not least because when we used to roll in our 1.6, we forced the British pedestrian within earshot to listen to "New Boyfriend And Black Suit" and "Bigot Sponger Haircut Policy" at maximum blast).

As you can tell, we've replayed and enjoyed pretty much every Beatniks outing to date, and lapped up every last dollop of their rickety, fuzzing short-burst lo-fi brilliance over the years (culminating with last year's careering "Curious Role Model" single). But, of all their albums, it's quite possible that "Fez 72" will turn out to be the most complete."


should have been singles: Hospital Ward, Kittens & Cats, Animal Crackers, Scrabbling

7. Jazz-T "All City Kings" (Boot)



Jazz-T speaks with his hands. And the turntable doyen and former UK DJ champion is the latest member of the inestimable Diversion Tactics crew to have a solo showcase album, following Zygote's rather dapper "Beats To Make You Frown" set two years back. Zygote features on a couple of tracks here, as do DT rhymers Chubby Alcoholic and Squeaky da Rixter, but there are tracks too for the likes of longtime collaborator Hug, on the excellent "Bullshit Charge" ("I'm in a cell full of 70% intelligent men / Caught up in a system specially designed for them"), plus Tim Dog, J-Zone (whose remix of the fine "BX to the UK" appears here, alongside the original), Percee P and Freestyle to provide transantlantic flavour. There's also a couple of flows from the UK's ever-ebullient Kashmere, a guest on past DT / Boot Records outings.

The heart of the album, however, is probably the title track, where the live vocals are given a rest and a host of turntablists give a demonstration of the fine arts of hip-hop which works on both "spot the sample" and "admire the technique" levels: the real beauty of the album is that T's beats are that well-constructed throughout, making all the guest vocal talents simply the icing on the cake. As the man himself told ILWTTISOTT: "it's all about the true school for me".

should have been singles: BX to the UK, Bullshit Charge, Back to London (Chubby's track, but of course), Percekusion - Boot Remix (original version was a single a while back)

8. Would-be-Goods "Eventyr" (Matinee Recordings)



The Would-be-Goods remain, fundamentally, a class act. And so "Eventyr" = deftly-delivered stories, well written, never overlong pop songs, sweetened with regency flourishes, adding another under-feted album to a pretty shimmering catalogue of them, this being their fifth (and third on the mighty Matinee Recordings).

When we think of quality lyricism now, it's invariably from acts who operate in the wordier media of rap or grime, the ones who can be both dextrous and thought-provoking: Taskforce, of course, but also the Chubby Alcoholic, Cappo, even Ghetto on his day ("Commandments", for example, was a good day).

So it's wonderful, when listening to this little stunner, to be as bowled over by the words as by the music. We can't help but simply repeat the words we used when we wrote about their Matinee debut, "Brief Lives" six years ago: "the elegance of jessica griffin's writing... romantic with a capital R, and tender to a T... pretty impressive stuff. the sound of serendipity at work."

should have been singles: Sad Stories, Temporary Best Friend, Enemies of Promise, The Girl At Number 7

9. No.Lay "No Comparisons" (No.Lay's World / GGI Enterprises)



A terrific mixtape, probably the one this year which has most easily withstood repeated plays. (Also, the highest-placed album here to feature a "Hair by:" credit). She's probably best known in some circles for appearing on the Adulthood soundtrack, or before that for sizzling spots on the two Run The Road comps, but "No Comparisons" is the first time we've heard a full set of her full-on, angry and impatient rhymes (having missed an apparent earlier tape). It's always a good sign when the guest spots by other artists are the weak spot, rather than the high point, of any solo artist's album - so we're confident that we can lose the usual qualifiers ("British", "female", "grime") and just say that No.Lay is one of the brightest MCs in business in '08.

should have been singles: Know Yourself Out Here, What A Pity, Bars Of Truth

10. Zipper "11" (Embajada de Liliput)



In a just world the mere existence of Zipper would be enough to make a thousand of those lowest common denominator indiepop bands redundant, or at the very least shame them into giving up on playing their weak-assed scenester tweepop rip-offs, and contributing something more valuable to society. As is probably all-too palpable simply from the fact that "11"'s tracklisting includes tunes like "Former Friends" and "Saturday" from past blue riband Cloudberry releases, Zipper are in danger of establishing themselves as this decade's Tiger Trap, and that if that isn't meaningful praise we're frankly flummoxed as to what might be.

should have been singles: Saturday, Goodbye, Cosa de Artistas, Former Friends, A Good Man (which, of course, was)

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11. Craig G & Marley Marl "Operation Take Back Hip-Hop" (Good Hands Records)

"Marley Marl (did we mention how we missed the New York old school ?) is back with his ex-Juice Crew collaborator Craig G to bring us "Operation Take Back Hip-Hop", a no-frills retro set aimed squarely at grumpy old men and women like us who will never tire of tiring of the appropriation of hip-hop culture by junk capitalist anti-culture. And the album is more than just a nostalgia t(r)ip: it's actually very nearly just as good as the title suggests.

Yeah, it probably is a sweeping indictment of all sorts of things that one of our favourite albums right now is by a couple of guys who were most stellar back in the 80s, going on about how brilliant hip-hop used to be, how rubbish it is now and how much better things were in their day, but given that they're 100% on the money, Marley's beats are a dream throughout, the first seven tracks - including both sides of the "Made A Change" preview single - are pretty much flawless and even the much-maligned Craig G arguably delivers his most consistent performance ever over a full-length album, we think it's well worth celebrating the record rather than carping about its context (as well as admiring the fact the sleeve design isn't photos of artists in their own-brand leisurewear, or posing with a Benz: it's a montage of cassette tapes and inlays, labelled with *love*). How indie is that ?"


should have been singles: "Made A Change" (and it was), "Reintroduction", "Quality Work", "We Gets It In", "War Going On"

12. Sarandon "Kill Twee Pop!" (Slumberland)

"And we should also mention here Sarandon's "Kill Twee Pop!" album, also on Slumberland, even if it's been out long enough for many of you to have grabbed already. For Sarandon are simply one of the best British bands out there at the moment, both live and on record, and this their debut album proper (after the 28-track "Completist's Library" whetted appetites) merely proves it, both including and building on the finery of last year's "Joe's Record" 45 as they move towards (marginally) longer, but still infinitely spiky and sprightly, numbers. It's hard to describe their sound without (a) confirming that it ain't twee pop, and (b) reeling off a list of names of our favourite 80s awkward squad bands plus perhaps 90s' outsiders like the Yummy Fur and second-phase Beatnik Filmstars, so we'll restrict ourselves to saying that if you liked any one or more of the bands on the superb "Commercially Unfriendly" compilation, this will probably be one of the most exciting records you trip across this year."

should have been singles: Kill Twee Pop!, Massive Haircut, Lippy, Welcome

13. The Great Leap Forward "Finished Unfinished Business" (Communications Unique)

"We've put our cards in the table before about how Mr. Brown inspired us in day, but he's also been busy in the more recent past... As the title suggests, "Finished Unfinished Business" represents the completion of a number of long-dormant GLF numbers, meaning that despite the gap in time, it still operates quite nicely as a formal follow-up album to 1989's landmark "Don't Be Afraid Of Change". Indeed, it starts almost literally where GLF left off, the title of opener "Tolerance and Respect" (which might have been a shelved single) harking back to the sample that ran through the powerful, even chilling "Weddings, Parties, Anything..." like a stick of rock. GLF are certainly still "indie", and still have a grasp of, even a flair for, the "pop" dynamic, but "Finished Unfinished Business" is nowhere near being 'indie pop': instead, like the previous solo outings, the songs are polished, spattered with samples, keenly political and not infrequently funky. This is all nothing less than you'd expect from the man who authored "Who Works The Weather" and the still-delicious "May God Forgive Us For We Are But Women"...

If, like us, you still hold a fLAME for Great Leap Forward's "Don't Be Afraid Of Change" (we'd have it in our all-time albums top twenty), then you shouldn't hesitate to get hold of this one."


should have been singles: Tolerance And Respect, The Freedom of the Street, The Happiest People Under The Sun (Part 1)

14. Venomous Concept "Poisoned Apple" (Century Media)

"Venomous Concept's line-up is two Napalm (Shane and Danny) plus two Brutal Truth, and "Poisoned Apple" is their follow-up to the dismembered metal of the marvellously brief, bitty, lo-fi "Retroactive Abortion" LP. Whereas Shane Embury's Lock-Up side project (also with a fellow Napalmer - or should that be Napalmist ? - the late Jesse Pintado), showcased effective, almost clinical grindcore moshery, on this one it's a much rawer, more scabrous soundclash between grindcore and punk: track titles like "Drop Dead", "Think!" and "Chaos", and the fact that its 17 tracks go by in a blur of 33 minutes, probably tell you enough.

Throughout, it's gratifyingly great, keeping all the (barely) controlled chaos of their debut - including a constant amp hum and guitar buzz that lasts during and between tracks - and takes you to such rarefied reference points as the last Extreme Noise Terror record, Flyblown's "Genocide-Genocide", Scalplock's rather smashing "Spread The Germs (Over The Human Worms)...", "Retroactive Abortion" itself and perhaps even one of the few truly great punk albums, Discharge's "Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing", even if it lacks the sheer bloodyminded focus of HNSNSN. And you can hum Anti-Cimex's "Victim Of A Bomb Raid" along with most songs here, which must be a good sign.

If we had to pick favourite moments, they'd probably be the brilliant blur of the opening three tunes (the second of which, "Toxic Kiss", features vocals from ENT mainstay Phil Vane) and the mid-album, Discharge-influenced "Workers Unite" (since we were at Marx's graveside not too long ago, natch)... but really, you won't go far wrong with anything here."


should have been singles: Life, Drop Dead, Toxic Kiss, Another Case of the Mondays, Workers Unite

15. Riko "The Truth" (Roll Deep)

"Were we not such dyed-in-the-wool Londinistas that we rep for public transport at every turn, we'd almost be tempted to go out and nab a cabriolet with Koni air-shocks, just so we could boom Riko's "The Truth" opus at max volume as we cruised around the manor. Riko, as "Big Time Veteran" (also on this double-CD) acknowledged, is fairly ancient - early 30s - in a game where the best established producer right now is still in his teens: but this is the first Riko product we've managed to get hold of since "Chosen One" with Target on the first Run the Road, and his phoned-in verse from HMP Brixton to Lady Sovereign's "Random" remix before she too joined the queue of faller-offers..

Again assembled over a period of years - this time more than just the last two - "The Truth" is shrill with the kind of lairy, eager, buzzing gun-clap that sounded so exciting when "Run The Road" first rolled round, as Riko peppers pleasingly raw passages of ragga-style toasting with more conventional rhyming. Also, more than many mixtapes, and probably because it hasn't been thrown together in a matter of months, this one manages to stay in high gear, hardly ever derailing into the stock mixtape filler territory of R&B shlock tributes to mum, girlfriend, fallen soldierz etc.

It starts by exhuming "So Amazing", last seen on Eskiboy's "Da 2nd Phaze", and then delivers a stream of should-be singles. As well as the imperious, Bless Beats-anchored "Big Time Veteran", there's "No Boad Test This Corner" which bounces with nervous energy and irresistible, rippling beats (guess who it's produced by); "It's War", all busy rapping over "My Mistakes"-style backing; "Grand Theft Auto", a series of digs at Lethal Bizzle and no doubt those boasts of Punto-nicking on his last album; and the very neat, dancehall and reggae-tinged "Informer Dead" and "Retaliate". The second disc is bookended by six minutes in the sassy company of "Dumplin Riddim" (sirens, skank, sublow = swell) and an 18-minute 1Xtra soundclash with Flowdan. Plus, when let loose on Skepta's Stage Show riddim, Riko proves nearly as hyper as Jammer is on the excerpt that appeared on Skream's Rinse comp...

Unlike Eskiboy and Trim's tapes, Riko does rather concentrate on banging out these foursquare crowdpleasers and club tunes one after another - only on "My Style" and "I'm Still Here" does he really give us more of a glimpse of his story, his personality - but the package is generally imperturbably great, falling off (there we go again) only with the likes of "Selfish Lies" (see comments above re wishy-washy songs about relationships) and the nadir, the predictably un-liberating "Women's Liberation". But in the end, if you can make a few quid go further than this double CD, we'd be extremely surprised."


should have been singles: Dead That, Grand Theft Auto, No Boad Test This Corner

16. The Airfields "Up All Night" (Humblebee Recordings)

"the first great album of the year comes from the Airfields, with "Up All Night"... The first minute or so of "Up All Night" is dazzling enough, "Prisoners of Love" chimingly resonating with midperiod Wake-isms before it opens out and the first of many fab little guitar runs is delivered, but as the album skips by, topped off with harder, fuzz-filled passages echoing just-signed to Creation-MBV, and as ghosts of Sarah and Factory past flit in and out, the Airfields manage to touch every er, touchpost you could sensibly want them to (we thought of the Field Mice, early Smiths, and even Gentle Despite in some of the vocals).

We also reckon that our past Airfields-14 Iced Bears analogy is sustainable (so there), simply because of the blend of fey-melodic indieness and unrepentant fuzz noise that gives "Up All Night" its distinctive pattern. There are fine versions of all three songs from the bravura Cloudberry EP - the title track of that, "Yr So Wonderful" being a foggy, blissful Secret Shine, while we all know that "The Long Way Home" is just a stunning indie-pop song with, yes, probably the best of all those many fab little guitar runs. And there's the thumping "Never See You Smile" and the sumptuous "Happy & Safe". But it's "Love Tariffs" where everything really comes together - seductive guitar distortion caressing a lonely vocal and shining melodies. It comes from the same place as AR Kane's "When You're Sad", and as you might appreciate, that's a gorgeous place."


should have been singles: Love Tariffs, Yr So Wonderful (which was - thanks to Cloudberry), Prisoners Of Love, Happy & Safe

17. Hulaboy "Olympic Krush on (the) Hulaboy" (555)

It's fair to say that if every track on "Olympic Krush" was as good as opener "When Owls Cry", then the established celebrity pairing of Eric Off Of Hula Hoop and Stewart Off Of Boyracer would be in danger of having put the 'Racer themselves off the top spot this year. If you're a fan of indie-pop in any of its (increasingly fetishised) forms, "When Owls" will knock your spots off - tender observation, lyrical originality and churning guitar melodies up there with Hula Hoop's highest highs ("Stairway To Elizabeth", etc).

Over the whole album though, Hulaboy draw their aim rather more widely, meaning that it's a collection of quirkiness and bitterness that doesn't always hit the centre of the target. But we would have no hesitation in saying that "Olympic Krush" is worth buying simply for tracks like "Owls", "Eric Stoess Is Dead" and the more Boyracer-esque, particularly lyrically, "It's What Expected Of You" and "Quirk Pop Sloganeer": the latter starts out sounding like a dis but fetches up as a rather self-aware and regret-filled piece of pop music, one that tugs ever-so subtly at the heartstrings at the same time as mocking the dead ends with which the indie-pop "industry" still teems.

If uneven in places, the record is always thoughtful, always diverting, and occasionally on the button: and when Stewart sings "I remember when the world was ours to change / In the good old days before / Everyone wanted to sound like Belle & Sebastian", there's rather more truth in it than many of us might try to make out.

should have been singles: start with the 4 we mentioned!

18. The Bright Lights "Drunker Than You Since '002" (555)

More than any other band on this list, or indeed on this earth, the Bright Lights really are a force of nature. It's funny, you know: we'd half-forgotten about them, despite their great self-titled LP on 555 Recordings a little while back, until Cloudberry released that spectacular Faintest Ideas CD-R last year, a record that buzzed with a similar manic excitement. And the superb Faintest Ideas track on 555's "Your Cassette Pet" early in 2008 also brought the 'Lights instantly to mind. Happily, there's now this too, a clutch of tracks from a tape a few years ago, and a number of newer ones, all thrown together on a vinyl LP on 555, and from the opening lo-fi ablutions of "Wake Up Call" it's clear this could only be one band.

On the one hand there are plucked ballads, with acoustic guitars rising in the mix: on the other, the often older, scree-packed tunes where instruments set off at lightning pace, usually colliding early on, tracks eventually imploding around two minutes in. On both hands, atop the musical unpredictability is Frank's voice - desperate, painfully excitable - throwing out in the main some incredibly *romantic* lyrics as he details a car-crash love life without any self-consciousness. We love it, we think, for much the same reason as so many of those early Mary Chain outings, that feedback and out-of-control guitars speak the language of love - well, the pain, joy and confusion of true romance - better than a thousand Whitney Houstons or Mariah Careys. Muchly recommended.

should have been singles: GGP, There Are Some Things I Shouldn't Say, Stand For Something Or You Fall For Anything, Our Love Is Tragic

19. Secret Shine "All Of The Stars" (Clairecords)

"For Bristol swoongazers Secret Shine, the gap between Sarah eight-tracker "Untouched" and Clairecords newie "All Of The Stars" is a cool sixteen years - so would this prove to be the same kind of gentle disappointment ? Well, on first listening, the jury was out: after so long, it can be quite hard to reconnect with what you love about any given band, and the Shine had inadvertently handicapped themselves by putting out such an immediate, strong comeback single ("Elemental") in the cold of early 2006. They'd also reminded us of how durable some of the older tunes turned out to be when they brought some into their set at the Water Rats an autumn or two ago. But on re-spinning "All Of The Stars", we soon found ourselves locking back into their groove, as those sweeping hi-altitude boy/girl vocal harmonies made their mark over the trademark quiet-loud passages and sweetly distorted guitar oscillations. In particular, we remembered that you always had to accept the stucco swirls of the slower, quieter passages as a prelude to the the sublime rushes of noise they bookended, the moments when the guitars began to crackle with energy and the hairs on the nape of your neck stood to attention.

We're sure we remember someone telling us once that Secret Shine's lyrics were inspired by Keats, but you'll be used to us recycling pub talk as musical lore, so we can't swear to the truth of that (or, indeed, speculate as to what either the band, or Keats himself, would make of the allegation). What is true is that the words - for a band that deploy the vocals, especially Kathryn's, almost as instruments in themselves - seem to fit in just fine with the swathes of fuzzy melody on offer. And so by the time we revisited "Oblivion" (track eight) it was as if they'd never been away, the chorus delivering a doughty reminder of the cobweb-blowing away cascades of past faves from "Untouched", like "Towards The Sky" or "Underworld". Indeed, in some ways "All Of The Stars" is more consistent than "Untouched", which at times ("Spellbound", maybe ?) hadn't itself quite built on the feral brilliance of "Loveblind" (you - know we love it - always will do - etc etc). So "All Of The Stars" gives us longer, brooding numbers like "Voice Of The Sea" and "Cafe Crash" as well as the slightly rockier "Hate To See You Smile" (a nice companion piece to the Airfields' "Never See You Smile"). And the bouncier verse of the closing, bristling "The Sound Of Light" sees them meeting Stereolab halfway, before they amp things up for the refrain."


should have been singles: Cafe Crash, Voice Of The Sea, Oblivion, The Sound Of Light

20. Cee-Rock "The Fury" "Bringin' Da Yowzah!!!" (Abstract Urban)

"About a million years ago, a 12" from the Wolftown label fell into our hands: a 4-track taster EP by some New York bloke called Cee-Rock 'The Fury', for an album to be called, a little improbably, "Bringin' Da' Yowzah!!!" Said 12", which featured collaborations with some of the usual West Midlands suspects (Late, Juttla), was brill, but although the final Cee-Rock long-player apparently did get a limited release at some point, we certainly never managed to track it down. Anyway, no matter as finally in 2008 a CD of the same name has been (re)issued, on Abstract Urban; it appears to be on general release (coming with a knowing "No Parental Advisory Necessary" peel-off sticker); and it features a number of corkers including the standout, lead song from that Wolftown EP, "Anderson Iz Nice". A reminder that there is much in American hip-hop to enjoy, even if it's a hell of a task to find it inamongst all that rampantly commercialised gangsta posery. And the ebullient "Kill Da Killin'", which neatly encapsulates The Fury's own defiantly anti-thug msg, is not only on "Yowzah!!!" redux, but seems to be getting a separate release as a single, too. Hurrah."

should have been singles: Kill Da Killin' (it was), Time To Detonate

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21. The Fall "Imperial Wax Solvent" (Sanctuary)

All reviews are ultimately redundant, of course, and Fall reviews more than most, but it's worth noting that quite a few peeps agreed this year that this was one of those "return to form" Fall albums. In practice, in this century at least, that's been the majority of them.

should have been singles: 50 Year Old Man, It's The New Thing, Senior Twilight Stock Replacer, Wolf Kidult Man

22. Phobia "22 Random Acts of Violence" (Candlelight / Willowtip)

New-school grind tends to be too mathematical, too clinical, too produced, but at least the fact there's so much pseudo-grindcore out there is pushing some of the veterans to keep raising their game - being true to the genre is actually becoming a bit of a USP. Phobia's newie is evidence of this - they may have been around for a while, but this is pretty focussed stuff, varying in places from HC-inspired tunes with choruses to straight blast-beat blood and thunder, but overall catching a single mood. We'll call it anger.

should have been singles: Rise Up, Continue Insane, Ultimate Suffering, Abuse The Truth

23. Half Man Half Biscuit "CSI: Ambleside" (Probe Plus)

"Every 2 or 3 years we write pretty much the same thing about HMHB (here's last time round). Our schtick basically boils down to recording that (a) they're social commentators par excellence, (b) their two decades or so of unfailing post-C86 aceness have been brazenly, unfeelingly overlooked, and (c) as befits this pattern the kids are gonna ignore their latest album... we could witter on for England about how HMHB are also one of the best singles bands in world history, despite only intermittently releasing any: their discography on 45 includes the likes of "Eno Collaboration", "Dickie Davies' Eyes", "Look Dad No Tunes", "Jarg Armani", "Trumpton Riots"... many of indiedom's very finest songs. But there comes a point where you've heard it all (though we've tried a thousand times, a thousand times to change your mind). If you don't like HMHB now, you never will: if you somehow still think they're a novelty band, you always will.... So we'll dispense with even the pretence of reviewing "CSI: Ambleside". Suffice to say that if you're a fan, and you don't already have it, it won't disappoint."

should have been singles: Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess, King Of Hi-Vis, National Shite Day

24. Tinchy Stryder vs Maniac (TvM)

Maniac is the man with the Midas touch. OK, his productions are kind of similar at root, but no-one recently has come up with stuff that so suits such a wide range of MCs. And so the instrumental half of this record is better than you'd expect, as we get instrumentals of Ruff Sqwad's "Man Dem", Little Dee's "Star In The Making", Wiley's "Grime Kid" etc. It's no wonder that even younger producers than Maniac (T-Don, iLi Man ) are coming up on the rails now trading in instrumental grime: it can often sound so much fresher than the more leaden / pedestrian vocal grime efforts (hello Giggs, we're afraid).

The first half-dozen tracks are proper Maniac / Tinchy collabos. More on Tinchy when we get round to the singles, but again the tunes here are pretty tight, largely far removed from the "Stryderman" / "Breathe" / "Thump" schlock we've railed about in past. The thing about Maniac's productions is that they tend to invite faster-paced rhyming, forcing MCs to raise their game a little. So here, Tinchy begins with a l'il "Warm Up" before progressing to the breezy confidence of "Rollin'" or "No Cape". There are actually a couple of bonus tracks, too: God's Gift plays up to the caricature of him in Wiley's GG War Dub with the musically compelling, but thematically moribund "E3 Shank Shank", and then there's a remix of "Rollin'" which features the first spot we've heard from the (now freed) Roachie for a while.

should have been singles: most of the instrumentals were, and we'll throw in "Warm Up" and "No Cape" too...

25. Eskiboy "Umbrella Vol. 1" (Eskibeat Recordings)

"Yep, all that is good and holy rather compels us to mention Eskiboy's latest treasure trove. We'd been waiting a few months for a new Wiley mix CD, an unusual sensation (no doubt he's been partly preoccupied by Rolex sweep shenanigans): but the outcome is neither the heavily-trailed "£10 an Hour" volume one, the not-unhyped "Tunnel Vision" volume seven that was allegedly on the blocks months ago, the apparently on-way Roll Deep opus nor even "Grime Wave", which we understand is imminent-ish. Instead, it's something called "Umbrella" (volume one, naturellement). Oddly, while it's a rush-release job (the tracklisting on the back of the CD is markedly different from the one on the insert, meaning you can work out what tracks were dropped or moved), most of them are actually of less-than-instant vintage - part of that 2006 revival we've been banging on about, no doubt.

So "Umbrella Volume 1" is a mish-mash of family favourites (the ace "Taliban", the saccharine "Daddy's Little Girl" - later spun into "Playtime Is Over's" "Baby Girl" - and the tonking, Scorcher-produced "Class of '07", extracted from the "Thunder Power" mixtape), worthy curios (the shining "Big Time Veteran" collab with fellow Roll Deeper Riko, "God's Gift War Dub", a typical double-header of street menace and blitz humour as it's the turn of Riko's mate GG to be mocked by the Eskiboy, and an anthemic sino-grime thing called "Spirit of Da Beat", also on Bless Beats' new Eskibeat CD, that begs to be a single if it hasn't been already), and Wiley productions for other MCs, the most impressively tight being Mega Montana's "Whoa". So "Umbrella" isn't really new, but regardless of the filler, it's still worth getting for what's killer: if you can listen to "Bazooka Freestyle" or "Class of '07" and not be inspired either to smile or to dance, there may be no hope for you."


should have been singles: Umbrella Intro, Music Money,Class of '07, Bazooka Freestyle

26. The Wedding Present "El Rey" (Scopitones)

""El Rey", their new album on Vibrant Records, is better, we think, and certainly more consistent, than "Take Fountain", only the first two singles from which really shone. It's a record which manages somehow to sound both shambling and widescreen - the press are probably right to attribute this to the fact that the once heavily-flagellated TWP are now seen almost as a lovable curio, the cliche of gritty Yorkshire indie transplanted to L.A...

The lyrics are still the usual blend of love triangle narratives and execrable chat-up lines, but especially where the guitars still shamble a little sweetly - like "Spider-Man on Hollywood", the longer, languid "Boo Boo" or indeed "Don't Take Me Home..." which we now remember they previewed at ULU last year - you can still easily identify that wily old sea dog David Lewis Gedge as the same man who's been toying with jangle-headed listeners' heart-strings since the mid-80s. The taster single, "The Thing I Like Best About Him Is His Girlfriend", if disappointingly non-ska, is amongst the lighter and frothier tunes here, yet just as darling as "I'm From Further North Than You", say. Plus, there are many more-than-mildly satisfying tranches of noise (ah, Mr Albini, we presume!) inamongst the various earnest strumathons."


Yeah, what we said. Watching TWP do their annual greatest hits thang at the Forum, we were struck again by how underrated a lyricist David Gedge sometimes is: while you'd never guess it from the lager-fuelled moshpit of ageing baldies jumping up and down to relive their ever-more distant student union nights, there is a simple brilliance in his best lyrics, the sheer normality of the words to "Come Play With Me", "Crawl" or "Blue Eyes", that is still pretty much unmatched in getting across - in terms we can all recognise - the poetic agonies of the starts and ends of relationships. And that's one of the reasons we're still prepared to stick up for this band, however far they might have moved from the frantic, angsty strumming of "George Best".

should have been singles: I Lost The Monkey, Boo Boo, Don't Take Me Home Until I'm Drunk. And the one that was.

27. The Lucksmiths "First Frost" (Fortuna Pop! / Matinee Recordings)

Surely the only band of this vintage still never to have released a sub-par album, the Lucksmiths are happily unafraid to keep risking this reputation (and occasionally, to push the envelope: our favourite tracks here, the misty, swept-with-longing "How We Met" and the shambling, Weddoes-like "Up With The Sun", both see subtle - but rewarding - variations to their template sound).

28. Robert Forster "The Evangelist" (Tag 5)

"We won't purport to say anything other than that new album "The Evangelist" is, for us, a tender treat. And reiterate that we would rather die tomorrow still loving the Go-Betweens, than live forever liking Royworld."

Yes. A beautiful tribute to Grant McLennan that holds up in its own right too.

should have been singles: Pandanus, It Ain't Easy, If It Rains, Demon Days

29. Cripple Bastards "Variante Alla Morte" (FETO)

New album on Shane Embury and Mick Kenney's FETO label that shows how far CBs have come since those caustic, nr-unlistenable demos featured on "Grind Your Mind". An interesting blend of er, to-the point numbers (seven songs are less than 10 seconds long) and rather more intricate ones, culminating in the five minutes of "Auto-Azzeramento": in truth, the longer songs tend towards over-indulgence, and high points come from the title track and "Allergie di Contratto", which best balance the old-style screaming and brevity with more advanced breakdowns and rhythmic passages. The bleak lyrics often work best with the blink-and-you'll miss them tracks: "Inverno Nel Ghetto" (Ghetto Winter) is typical, its entire - translated! - lyric being: "Hound them if they suggest / Simplicity is a quality". Overall though, worth a listen (even though a clasp of these tracks also appear on Relapse's recent "Slimewave" goregrind comp). You won't get bored.

should have been singles: Variante Alla Morte, Allergie di Contratto, Sorriso Decubitale, L'Uomo Dietro Al Vetro Opaco, Implacabile Verso Il Suo Biuo

30. Burning Spear "Jah Is Real" (Burning Music)

"Burning Spear comes correct with "Jah Is Real"... If you'd been wondering what on earth happened to roots reggae, then Burning Spear has obviously been thinking the same thing, as is amply demonstrated by tracks like "Run For Your Life" ("the music business is not like before / distribution get so desperate"), "Wickedness" ("our publishing running their business / our royalties feeding their family") and "Stick To The Plan" ("no worry yourself about big radio"). Still, happily enough "Jah Is Real" represents, however fleetingly, the reappearance of a genre we really rather miss.

Across the album as a whole, the sparing use of brass is just right, there are no tinny keyboards (the bane of many a reggae album) and there are numerous high points: the aforementioned "Run For Your Life", which segues beautifully into a dub version; the uplifting, spry tones of the title track; the world music-tinged paean to "One Africa", the harrowing return to "Slavery Days" in "Grandfather", ("Mr Garvey / break the cycle of fear") and the bare statement of intent, "No Compromise", a theme reflected prominently in his sleeve notes. ...even if "Jah Is Real" offers nothing that's truly new, the man still has an aura of righteousness - as opposed to self-righteousness - which demands you treat him seriously... Ultimately, as he sings on "No Compromise", "my music - everything be all right music". Exactly right."


should have been singles: Wickedness, Run For Your Life, Jah Is Real

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31. Blak Twang "Speaking From Xperience" (Abstract Urban)

Although last year's "Help Dem Lord" was a special single, and his spot on Dap-C's "Music Game" moves mountains, we were a bit concerned to see that Twang's new set was one of those 20+ trackers, rather than a Matinee-style half-hour of pop-perfection, because there's not been an album yet that has profited from this insidious, album-enervating "let's fill up the whole running time of the disc" approach. And so it proved, because much of the album is thunderously worthwhile - "Help Dem", the blokey retro of "'96", the excellent "Raplife", the initially rather obvious lead single "Champagne Lifestyle", which actually grows after a few listens, too - but the rest is well, not as good, notwithstanding a spot from Estelle on the clever "Nu N'uh".

32. Benediction "Killing Music" (Nuclear Blast)

Bit harsh on Midlands metallers Benediction that they're best known for being Barney Greenway's former band, but even now they sound pretty much as you'd expect from that i.e. not unlike Napalm at the time Barney made his transfer. Actually, while like most LPs "Killing Music" suffers from a bit of Side Two-itis, there are some cracking songs on it, especially early on ("The Grey Man", "Controlopolis", "Dripping With Disgust" and the title track) and our only real criticism is that the vocals seem to be trying a little too hard in places (either that, or they're just too high in the mix). What there is no doubting - especially if you watch the bonus DVD - is that Benediction are one of the most down-to-earth, unpretentious bands around, and that, if nothing else, is a novelty these days that is well worth saluting. Some entertaining bonus tracks too, as the boys' love of crust is indulged by tearing into hearty Amebix and Broken Bones covers.

33. Wiley "Grime Wave" (Eskibeat Recordings)

Released when "Wearing My Rolex" was riding high in the charts, "Grime Wave" would have seriously disappointed every single arriviste as it instead delivered ("Rolex" and "I'm Going Out" aside) some less club-friendly, if largely semi-commercial, grime outings. Unlike "I See Clear", his later set which unashamedly laid on the crossover mush, "Grime Wave" is therefore still well worth investigating.

34. Elementz "Crushmode" (Occupy Your Mind)

(On "Voyage", w/ Scorzayzee)" "yay. one of notts' many finest is *BACK* and is still the master storyteller, with the ability to deliver reality like no other (e.g. "great britain" w/ the p brothers) and heartfelt, kitchen sink empathy like no other (just like on "want what's yours" with styly cee, all the way back in day). oh, and he's still got a killer flow. actually, the elementz record is pretty tight, especially with skinnyman's "high grade" and with wretch and mates killing it on "at 1 with the elementz", but we're afraid any track with scorz on it is gonna upstage all-comers, and this he duly does. on another level."

35. JME "Famous ?" (Boy Better Know)

""famous ?" is jamie adenuga's first album proper after that series of mixtapes quite a while back, which is probably why tunes like "serious" (a song we must have first heard on 1xtra in about 1812), lp opener "AWOH", "standard" and a "shh hut yuh muh" refix (a maniac assemblage to rival "full effect" or "no boad test this corner" for general addictiveness) can still get a run-out in 2008. there's no doubt it's a bold, accomplished work though: most attention will probably be devoted to "sun, sea and sand", which deserves to be a hooj crossover record, and the plastician-inspired "ghetto superstar", but plenty of our favourites are where jme's own voice comes through, like "standard", the wiley-produced "1 2 3" or this track ("i've had enough of these fake gangsters... i just think they're idiots").

"punch in the face" is a good example of how "famous?" is acksherley a thoughtful, at times surprisingly unsettling record, many of the songs finishing with longer instrumental passages than most grime-mc cuts, and so drilling clipped, clinical, sparse beats like these a little deeper into yr mind."


36. The Short Stories "Short Stories For Long Nights" (The International Lo-Fi Underground)

Debut album from ex-Forest Giant lynchpin and all-round indie ledge Tim Rippington's new (Vic Godard-approved!) duo. The "grower" strums of "Tears Before Bedtime" typify the embedded delights, although the should-have-been (scrapped) single "Cover Star" is a powerful opener in more traditional 3 minute pop song vein. Rather unfairly overlooked in comparison to many others, even on this list.

37. Trimski "Soulfood Vol 3 - Leaf Out Of Their Book" (The Circle)

"Next up is the "Leaf Out of Their Book" tape from Trim (aka Trimbal, Trimothy and now, on this the third volume of the "Soul Food" series, "my name's Trimski for today"). On which Trim, whatever his suffix of choice, is increasingly chatty and engaging, even revealing that like most Londoners, he holds a flame for Manchester United. Aside from that admission, however, all is good and vital in East 14, not least when we're hit with the strong opening brace of "Signal" and "Ask For Trim", which set out his stall nicely.

For many, the highlights will be the reflective "Inside Looking Out" or "The Bits", which suddenly remind us of those tracks on "Boy In Da Corner" where Dizzee found his inner voice, but for us "The Low-Dan" and "It's A Cold World" are even better. The former is the most obvious of several bites at Flowdan (Trim is now seemingly exiled from Roll Deep, and paints accusations that Flowdan was the cause, although there's nothing quite as vicious as Trim's January Flowdan dub, which subtly opened with Trim calling Flowdan a cunt) but is accompanied by a searing battery of quickfire beats which refuse to play second fiddle to Trim's bittersweet narrative. "Cold World" is, it would appear, a sideswipe at Dizzee himself, the most prominent E3-er in exile, but it's a thoughtful, regret-strewn thing, a mature musing on the power of money.

Plus, notably on the couple of tracks where Trim busses in Radioclit for production duties, there are a wider variety of beats, including pronounced Asian stylings, than most mixtapes care to offer. Given the track record of, er, every other half-decent grime artist ever, the likelihood (and our fear) is that within a few years Trim will either have disappeared or, even worse, graduated to a half-baked proper album on a major label subsidiary. But this would be a real shame, because "Soul Food" volume 3 is the best demonstration yet of Trim's versatility, and good evidence that he is capable of shaping his own "Playtime Is Over" one of these days."


38. Ghetto "Freedom Of Speech" (The MOVEMENT)

"2007's "Ghetto Gospel" was not quite all that it could have been - the first 5 tracks were dazzling but, a little like Scorcher or Wretch's tapes from last year, there was a sense of trying a little too hard to touch all the bases, and not enough to truly hit the heights. Now, "Freedom of Speech" sees him more focussed, a mixtape of crunchy, more hip-hop flavoured beats over which his trademark raspy flow sounds more kinda minatory and Sticky Fingaz-ish by the day (the way he exclaims "I don't give a fuck" during an Onyx-like rant on "Buss 1" almost sounds like the real Sticky has dropped into Bow to take over the mic).

In common with Trim, he has the sense to kick off proceedings with a pulsating, dynamic duo, "Commandments" and "The Ghetto", and there's also some commendable picking and choosing of guest spots, so on "Threats" he teams up with Griminal (whose "Dance" on Scorcher's "Thunder Power" compilation last year was a kind of '07 equivalent to Tinchy's seminal "Move") and Brutal for something rather rougher and tougher; the nervous energy of "Ghost Town" is pristinely marshalled by Smasher; and Chipmunk turns up again, part-rescuing a perfunctory remix of "I'm Ghetts". We also get excellent tracks like "Mountain", just out on white label 12", which keeps up the pace and tension without overspilling into unnecessary gangster stereotypes. A tad galling, then, that some of the later tracks suddenly trail off nearly as badly as "Ghetto Gospel" did.

But in all, "Freedom of Speech" works far better than "Ghetto Gospel". In places it may seem more of a competent hip-hop album than a grime landmark, sounding formulaic almost in the same breadth as it excites: similarly, the lyrical edginess jumps awkwardly between sounding forced and genuinely zestful. But these, we guess, are just the contradictions of a genre that even now is skittishly betraying and then rediscovering itself at every turn."


39. The Bug "London Zoo" (Ninja Tune)

This was the one that we actually agreed with our usual nemesis, the Observer Music Monthly, on. And if we hadn't already clocked some of the substantial past singles featured here ("Jah War", "Poison Dart" and "Skeng" were all amongst our selections of '07), it would be substantially further up the list: when you combine those with the Spaceape's uncharacteristically coherent "Fuckaz", Tippa Irie's "Angry" or Flowdan's stock-scary "Warning", you have an album always worth digging out.

40. Bless Beats "Hard Days Graft" (Eskibeat Recordings)

Production showcase for another of E3's finest, mixing slick-ish ballads with skittering electro grime. Suspect we've previously hinted at its finest moments, which include Pres T and Quincy's grime numbers and Lauren Mason's brace of nu-urban warblers.

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41. The Guild League "Speak Up" (Matinee Recordings)

Very power-pop, tight newie from the best 'League since Anti-Nowhere containing a mini-constellation of sparkling tunes. You could do worse than check out summer hit-style opener "Mouse vs Mountain" for a start.

42. Ice Cube "Raw Footage" (Lench Mob Records)

On which Cube goes on about how brilliant he is, and is largely right: especially on the thoughtful "Why Me ?" the plea for unity, "Stand Tall" and the crunching, more traditionally in-yo face "Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It".

43. Fosca "The Painted Side Of The Rocket" (Yes, But Is It Art ?)

"Talking of million-year waits... they're back, you know, with a new album called "The Painted Side of the Rainbow". What this rather spangly should-be single ["We See The World As Our Stunt Doubles"] is off of. And especially in a world that appears all too ready to tolerate the vacuous chuntering bluster of the Pigeon Detectives et al, we would argue that Fosca are needed more than ever before."

Lovely to have them back: from the girl-sung pop thrills of "Evening Dress at 3 a.m" through a finely reworked "Confused and Proud" to "WSTWAOSD" itself.

44. Coldworker "Rotting Paradise" (Relapse)

"Coldworker are the latest project of ex-Nasum man Anders Jakobson, and their second album, "Rotting Paradise" is more of a melange of grindcore with straight-up death metal: rarely recalling the sheer speed of Nasum, although there's still plenty of aggression. With the brightest tunes like "Reversing The Order", "Scare Tactics", and "I Am The Doorway", a three minute blaze of glory followed by a minute or so of slower moshery a la Napalm's "Silence Is Deafening", Coldworker start to live up to the high expectations we've not unreasonably set for them. And that's probably true of at least half the record, which is more than we were quite able to say of Deicide's recent long player."

Ooh, get us. Our Sea Mills midcore (never assume we rep just London) had their own, inevitably more succinct, take on "Rotting Paradise": "ridiculously fast, very much in the Nasum vein but far less downtuned and better produced".

45. FSK "Freiwillige Selbstkontrolle" (Buback)

Peel um, favourites mixing guitar-led indie tunes with more electronic and experimental numbers (yet without losing their longtime charm). The best tunes are arguably the more repetitive ones: "Coupe", where the bass fastens on a single riff and refuses to let go, reminds us almost of an early Fall / ACR amalgam...

46. Pelle Carlberg "The Lilac Time" (Labrador)

Ex-Edson man who we'd rather lost track of, but this - apparently his third solo album - is funny, clever and melodic throughout. Note: the uptempo pop songs (spesh the winningly instant "Metal to Metal") easily outmuscle the clutch of slower ones.

47. Supar Novar "Wordz From The Frontline" (Wolftown)

"With Skinnyman and latterly Taskforce having been a little quiet of late, it falls to Supar Novar to rep for some of the low N postcodes at the moment. This he does via a Tricksta-assembled mixtape, "Wordz From The Frontline", from Wolverhampton's Wolftown empire, and it's fair to say that even over 75 minutes the quality only rarely slides, Supar Novar supplying the talent to match Tricksta's in a way that puts this mixtape above solo efforts from Wolftown's own roster like Late's US-UK collabo last yr.

The usual Wolftown suspects (Late himself - most winning line: "I'm sick of seeing the world through the eyes of Judith Chalmers"), Jai-Boo, 10Shott appear, along with Novar's latest protege Big Ben, but "Wordz From The Frontline" is designed to be, and works as, a showcase for Supar Novar himself. His gruff, grimy rapping is to the fore, and as such "Wordz...", which includes "Measure My Success" (effectively the single, being the video that they've decided to throw at Channel U) and "New Year Startin'" (almost a rose-tinted UK "It Was A Good Day"), is a worthy accompaniment to '06's album proper, "From The Beginning".

The only gripe we can find, if we try, is that like so much UKHH (and unlike so much grime), we wish it could sound more completely like it was from this side of the Atlantic: image-wise, Wolftown have always seemed slightly taken with the stateside hip-hop cliche thing, which is a mild disappointment, as plenty of their records have actually kind of transcended it."


48. The Mountain Movers "We've Walked In Hell And There Is Life After Death" (Fortuna Pop!)

Butterfly of Love Daniel Greene fronts a surprisingly cheering hellfire-and-damnation centred concept album: while there is nothing (at all) bouncy about the music, the instrumentation on tunes like "What The Devil Wants The Devil Takes", "I Met the Devil On A Bus" and the gorge "This Last Hope", combined with Greene's own dogged weariness, make the whole brim with Dante-esque majesty, somehow making us feel as warm inside as the Devil's own toasting fork. Incidentally, an LP somehow compared by one reviewer to the Wonder Stuff: we'd love some of whatever they're on.

49. Jammer "Are You Dumb ? Volume 3" (Jah Mek The World)

Jammer's mixtape reappearance, and while the furrow is looking increasingly well-ploughed, you can't fault his dedication or devotion to mid-00's grime stylings. A fair raft of guests, too. "Before" (with Skepta amongst others) and the well-helium "Track & Field" would be our selections.

50. Julie Ocean "Long Gone And Nearly There" (Transit of Venus)

"You don't need to be too much of a connoisseur of the album form to recognise that the optimum LP - grindcore perhaps aside - should consist of around ten tracks, averaging 2 1/2 minutes each. And that's exactly what DC's Julie Ocean have done with "Long Gone and Nearly There", a power-pop spectacular on Transit of Venus. Agile, nimble numbers like "10 Lonely Words" and "At The Appointed Hour" (which we mentioned initially here) are as fresh as the best moments of Terry Banks' former band the Saturday People, while others, such as "#1 Song" are slightly more muscular, yet still manage to spill out hooks as they pile merrily along. And it closes with the high-bpm rush of sub-2 minute closer "Looking At Me / Looking At You", which sums the whole album up - no six-minute outros, no extraneous noodling, no self-indulgence, no attempt to hide the swarms of melodies and harmonies. Just grand."

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Bubbling under: The Nervous Rex "We're A Garage Band From Modern England" (The International Lo-Fi Underground), Mark Stewart "Edit" (Crippled Dick Hot Wax), Occasional Keepers "True North" (LTM), Darkthrone "Dark Thrones & Black Flags" (Peaceville), Bubblegum Lemonade "Doubleplusgood" (Matinee Recordings), Agathocles "Grind Is Protest" (Displeased Records), Terror Danjah "Hardrive Volume 1" (After Shock), Club 8 "The Boy Who Couldn't Stop Dreaming" (Fortuna Pop!), Rudimentary Peni "No More Pain" (Southern Records), Geejay "I Came To Represent" (NGU), Slix "Down Vol. 2" (Ruff Sqwad / Risky Roadz), Roll Deep's "Return Of The Big Money Sound", Dap-C "Street Karma" (NGU Records), Deicide "Till Death Do Us Part" (Earache), Rockin' Squat "Confessions D'Un Enfant du Siecle" (Livin Astro), Annotations Of An Autopsy "Before The Throne Of Infection" (Siege of Amida Records), Benga "Diary Of An Afro Warrior" (Tempa), Twig "Life After Ridge" (Plastilina) and Jammer's "Are You Dumb ?" volume 4...

And, in the end, we never quite tracked down Soul Food 4, or the Keitzer album. Or EPMD's, which sold out even before our pre-order (fair play to them). But we will.

Um, singles tomorrow. RSI permitting.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The best of 2008 (part four): teh rand0m



On the miscellaneous tip, then: shouts and awards to football (best sport), HHC's 'The Original', WSC and Smoke (fave writing), Very Nearly Almost and WSC's Shot! archive (best pics), the Beatnik Filmstars' lovingly compiled "Everything Is Relative" (best music DVD), Dave Simpson's "The Fallen" (music non-fiction), E3 (best UK postcode for music, again, edging out E14 and some BS and NG numbers), Cartrain, C215 (graf), The Suspicions of Mr Whicher (just because), Rodney P's "Been A Gunner Since '79" (best random myspace track), BRFC 1883 (*FA Cup quarter-finalists*), top Bristol popsters the Hi-Life Companion's deal to sub Rovers' Jo Kuffour (best indie-pop sponsorship deal), Wimbledon (another promotion season!), Gothenburg Symphony Orchestra's Serenade for Strings and LSO's live Sibelius 1&4 (plucked-from-the-hat new classical), the geezer at the Lexington (friendliest bouncer), Tom Harvey's foxes on Highbury Fields (er, best tree sculpture), Cloudberry vs Series Two (best beef) and either Droylsden v Chesterfield or The Great Comet Gain Video Controversy (best soap).

And fond farewells to both the xPQwRtz blog and the ever-industrious indie-mp3 weblog. We can only salute the latter for having posted so much great new music and - presumably - for having to have waded through so much rubbish in order to get there.

A few quick "worst ofs", too: football (worst sport), Snoop's "Sensual Seduction" (worst single, which is saying something given competition like Kings of Leon or the Pigeon Detectives), Portishead (most boring gig), Radiohead (most overlong gig, despite ample opportunities to confuse / annoy people by shouting "Bow E3"), Squarepusher's "Just A Souvenir" (alright, certainly not worst, but surely most overrated album), the Wedding Present's "Back For Good" (most hamfisted cover version), Spoony (worst broadcaster, again), Matthew Bourne's Dorian Gray (worst score), Fulham FC (feeblest ticketing policy), Johnson (worst Mayor of London), the Premier League (just everything). There should probably also be some kind of award for Raekwon's heavily-billed 'contribution' to Geejay's "We Came To Represent", along the lines of "laziest and most obviously-phoned in 'collaboration'".

Whether you like it or not, our albums and singles of '08 are bound to follow one day, no doubt possibly at ungainly and inordinate length, but until then, thank you for reading, and have a brilliant new year.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The best of 2008 (part three): ARTIST COLLECTIONS / REISSUES...



1. Cappo / Styly Cee "Directors Commentary - Authorised Mixtape"
2. Manhattan Love Suicides "Burnt Out Landscapes" (Squirrel Records)
3. Comet Gain "Broken Record Prayers" (Milou Studios)
4. Stupids "The Peel Sessions" (Boss Tuneage)
5. Strawberry Story "Clamming For It Plus" (Vinyl Japan)
6. Onyx "Cold Case Files: Murda Investigation" (Iceman)
7. HDQ "Soul Finder" (Boss Tuneage)
8. The Wedding Present "How The West Was Won" (Vibrant)
9. caUSE co-MOTION! "It's Time! Singles and EPs 2005/08" (Slumberland)
10. Narcosis "Best Served Cold (Discography 1998-2007)" (Earache)

(Conflict's "A History Of Insurgence: Every Single Single" relegated for having actually come out in 2007!)

Monday, December 29, 2008

The best of 2008 (part two): VARIOUS ARTISTE COMPILATIONS...



1. "Be True To Your School" (Fortuna Pop!)
2. "Recognition" (HHC / Hip Hop Village)
3. "This Comp Kills Fascists" (Relapse)
4. "Country Music - A Tribute To Keith Girdler" (Siesta)
5. "Back To The Lab - Volume 1" (Co-Lab)
6. "An England Story - From Dancehall To Grime: 25 Years Of the MC in the UK" (Soul Jazz)
7. "Your Cassette Pet" (555)
8. "Rinse 04: Mixed by Skepta" (Rinse)
9. "Slimewave (Goregrind Series)" (Relapse)
10. "Rap 2 Rue 2009" (Wagram)

Sunday, December 28, 2008

The best of 2008 (um, part one): GOING OUT



Good day. We'd love to pretend that we've spent the last two months exclusively ensconced in new musical reconaissance, but to be honest we've been enjoying other things: the calm of winter; London's splendiferous graf; the sight of squirrels leaping from tree to tree via the slenderest, flimsiest of bare branches; the majestic grey heron you can spot by the New River, if you're lucky; tender chills on Highbury Fields; night foxes around Canonbury Green; dark drizzly nights illuminated by dubstep in the headphones; serious hunting for golden era hip-hop 12"s in secondhand stores; Pevsner churches around the City; baiting the punters queuing to see Razorlight / Keane etc play the Union Chapel, that sort of thing. Only our civic listmaking duty, twinned with a desire to avoid the charmless herd of braying "Fast Show Arsenal" types who've traipsed down from Hertfordshire and are currently lurking outside, has propelled us back to the QWERTY, but we're pleased, because much as we weren't going to bother, that would be a mild but undeserved dis to the many great things the year brought.

Anyway. It'd be hard to top ENB's fluttering, graceful "A Million Kisses To My Skin" which even edged out the Mariinsky Ballet coming to town to deftly execute Forsythe's "The Vertiginous Thrill of Exactitude" (we know, v. pretentious title, but that seems to come with the territory, pls don't let it put you off!), but then there was the joy of this young new ASM side coming good with that 3-1 over Nancy, and even Rovers' 2-3 capitulation at Millwall illustrated that the lower divisions can yet yield bloody great games, and there was "Afterlife" at the National and Pygmalion at the Old Vic (first half twee and over-vaudeville, but second half a sweet tourist-defying downbeat punch of perfectly played melancholy), and then there was the revelation of Capello's beloved Cy Twombly's "Cycles And Seasons" at the Tate Modern, and comedywise there was Brendan Dempsey @ Komedia and Ed Byrne and a (surprisingly ?) masterful Bill Bailey up in town: but if you want to know the best GIGS of the year then we guess - noting here the fact we had to miss (a) Sarandon / Pocketbooks (b) ENT / Hellbastard (c) LSO's Messiah and (d) *gregory webster* off Chapel Market, else they'd very likely all be placing - that the top ten HAS GOTTA BE, blinders all:

1. Ice Cube at the Electric Ballroom
2. Public Enemy at Brixton Academy
3. Zipper at Monkey Chews
4. Slayer at Hammersmith Apollo
5. The Pains of Being Pure At Heart at Buffalo Bars
6. Echo & the Bunnymen at the Royal Albert Hall
7. Pocketbooks at Chalk Farm
8. The Fall at the Astoria
9. Obituary at ULU
10. Morrissey in Hyde Park

Bubbling under: The Pains, Parallelograms and Pete Green at the Betsey Trotwood, all sorts of people at the Lexington, Half Man Half Biscuit at the Forum and for comedy value at least, the mulled wine (and mullet whine) that accompanied hoary rockers Sankt-Petersburg playing the Russia Winter Festival in a tremblingly freezing Trafalgar Square... As for "going out" lows, how about the inevitable Boxing Day defeat to a Buckinghamshire franchise. Or ejection from the League Cup during a freezing August (!) evening monsoon in Watford: terrible teams, terrible game, late goal heralding a burst of the Fratellis, long walk home, the pouring rain, stranger's hand on my favourite dress etc etc... And the grave disappointment of Rakim's Jazz Cafe no-show: we fell asleep when he never came. Maybe next time...

Sunday, October 26, 2008

More Soul Than Northern Soul



We were going on about brilliant 7"s the other day: well, Peel favourites the Stupids have just released one, "Feel The Suck", on Boss Tuneage. It must be their first since... (consults nearby historian)... 1989's "Wipeout". The boys peek out from the sleeve, older but unbowed, grins as impish as ever. And it's ace. Really. Three songs, none lurching too far from what we'd love and expect, all powering along with post-hardcore vim. On pinkish vinyl. And limited, sadly, to 325 copies. But, not content with merely rising from the dead, the Stupids have also got a bundle of re-issues out on the same label, on both vinyl and CD. And the most welcome of these is, logically enough, the complete Peel Sessions.

The role the Stupids played in Peel's adoption of late-80s Brit(ish hard)core should not be underestimated: although their own contributions were essentially s(kate)punky, apolitical teen thrash, it was through their raucous shows that the man himself came across Extreme Noise Terror, Napalm Death et al (the rest is history). And we can all now relive not only the handful of songs from these sessions that had been previously released (like the brace of tracks that appeared on Strange Fruit's seminal "Hardcore Holocaust" compilation LP, sometime during the Paleolithic era) but also remind ourselves of the highs of "Stupid Monday", "Shaded Eyes" and other numbers first heard over the airwaves (in our case, via a battered old Amstrad radio / tape player). And, as with so many bands of that genre and time, the production on the Peel Sessions puts much of the Stupids' other work in the shade.

Buying up all the re-assemblages - "Violent Nun", "Peruvian Vacation", "Retard Picnic" - is probably a little overkeen, especially if you've already got previous CD issues like the 34-tracker of "Peruvian" on Clay Records, but really, "The Peel Sessions" is smart, funny and almost endlessly enjoyable. It's melodic hardcore, it's cute ("John, can you repeat the AC/DC session ?"), it baits the bad reviews ("Mick Mercer, you die"), it even includes the junk food-obsessed sesh they did as their alter ego Frankfurter, so really, what's not to like ? And there was always something fitting about the fact that the last song Peel ever played on his show was by Klute, another nom de plume of Tom Withers aka Tommy Stupid himself. The music might have been different - indeed, unrecognisable! - but the pioneering spirit remained. In conclusion, and as the Stupids would no doubt themselves have had it, "The Peel Sessions" truly maims.

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Peel favourite MC Duke is one of the stars of the superb "Recognition" double-CD compilation, an audio history of UKHH to celebrate 20 years of Hip-Hop Connection, the world's oldest rap magazine (a stat that shows once again how interest in hip-hop on this side of the water is hardly a new phenomenon). Of course, Peel as usual was there even before that - Duke, for example, did his Peel Session in 1987, taking day-release from prison to join UKHH pioneer and Music of Life boss Simon Harris in the Maida Vale studios - but "Recognition" picks up very soon afterward and throbs with classic quality: Duke's own anthem "I'm Riffin'", Hardnoise's "Untitled" (hmmm, have we ever mentioned that tune before ? clue: yes and yes) and one of its progeny, Son of Noise's "Son Of Noise", Demon Boyz' "Recognition" (inevitably), London Posse's yay!-inducing "Money Mad", as well as longtime slept-on stuff like Asher D and Daddy Freddy's "Ragamuffin Hip-Hop" and a neat retro treat in the Hijack-produced "Burial Proceedings In The Coarse Of Three Knights", a vehicle for Huntkillbury Finn, the Icepick and Shaka-Shazaam. Obviously it's a crying shame Hijack themselves, what with being one of the best bands ever and all, aren't represented, nor the other leading lights of Caveman or Gunshot, but we guess technically the compilers needed space for some stuff to represent the last 15 years or so, too. And while this is a compilation well worth getting to relive 1988-1991 alone, there are some decent later moments from the UK scene like Roots Manuva's "Witness", still burning brighter than his singles this year, Skinnyman's still-very ace "I'll Be Surprised", Klashnekoff high water mark "It's Murda", Mark B and Blade's "The Unknown", and right-up-to-date tracks from Million Dan and Blak Twang's new records (though given that anyone sensible will buy Twang's newie anyway, it would have been kinder to let us have something from "Dettwork South East"...)

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Peel favourite Burning Spear comes correct with "Jah Is Real", a long player released by the man himself, meaning that it's only available in the UK on import, grrr. And although "Jah Is Real" finishes with a rather incongrous, if not unsuccessful, drum and bass re-working of "Step It", overall it contains more than enough harmony and repose to offset the typically horrible Oakenfold assault on "Never" that represented Spear's last vaguely successful tilt into remotely mainstream consciousness.

If you'd been wondering what on earth happened to roots reggae, then Burning Spear has obviously been thinking the same thing, as is amply demonstrated by tracks like "Run For Your Life" ("the music business is not like before / distribution get so desperate"), "Wickedness" ("our publishing running their business / our royalties feeding their family") and "Stick To The Plan" ("no worry yourself about big radio"). Still, happily enough "Jah Is Real" represents, however fleetingly, the reappearance of a genre we really rather miss.

Across the album as a whole, the sparing use of brass is just right, there are no tinny keyboards (the bane of many a reggae album) and there are numerous high points: the aforementioned "Run For Your Life", which segues beautifully into a dub version; the uplifting, spry tones of the title track; the world-music tinged paean to "One Africa", the harrowing return to "Slavery Days" in "Grandfather", ("Mr Garvey / break the cycle of fear") and the bare statement of intent, "No Compromise", a theme reflected prominently in his sleeve notes.

While things occasionally wander towards the middle of the road, as religious music - which the core of this undoubtedly is - is wont to do, you'll have seen that there is some real anger directed at some of Winston Rodney's enemies on Earth, especially in the music biz, and even if "Jah Is Real" offers nothing that's truly new, the man still has an aura of righteousness - as opposed to self-righteousness - which demands you treat him seriously. Never forget that this is the artist that brought us "Marcus Garvey" and its mirror / shadow, "Garvey's Ghost": two records that must still look down from very near the top of any sober all-time albums list. Ultimately, as he sings on "No Compromise", "my music - everything be all right music". Exactly right.

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Peel favourites the Jesus & Mary Chain are a band who you know we've got very excited about in the past. And while a huge percentage of their very best tracks were frankly all done and dusted before the end of 1986 (including some white-hot versions of "Psychocandy" songs from their first two Peel sessions, recordings that should be a part of any music collection), they stayed gold 'til the end: if you doubt us, listen to "21 Singles" again, because it works pretty much the whole way thru. Anyway, for those fellow 'til-death JAMC completists, "The Power Of Negative Thinking: B-Sides and Rarities" is released *in days* (pause for cheering) and throws together four compact discs' worth of out-takes and rarities, although before you get too excited, especially in relation to the "early stuff", most of the gold dust (classics like "Head" or "Cracked") was already on "Barbed Wire Kisses". We'll be heading for disc one, where the excitement is likely to be, and are looking forward in particular to acquainting ourselves with "Up Too High", "Ambition", "Boyfriend's Dead" (first digital release, we think), "Walk and Crawl", a demo of the monstrous "Upside Down" and their infamous treatement of "Vegetable Man". And we'll report back. Probably.

STOP PRESS: Shortly after "publishing" this "article" it transpired that the UK release had been put back again, to early 2009. In the meantime we can confirm that it will be worth buying the whole box set simply to get the Mary Chain take on "Ambition", which is happily one of those rare cases of a great band covering a fine tune and rendering it *untouchable*.

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Peel favourites EPMD have a tradition for naming their long-players: just as the Go-Betweens always had a double 'L' in the album title (except, er, that time when they didn't, and then that time again when they didn't), EPMD were normally keen for a certain continuity of titles ("Strictly Business", "Business As Usual", "Business Never Personal", "Unfinished Business", "Out of Business", "Back In Business", you know the score). And like the two Go-Betweens, Erick Sermon and Parrish Smith (the latter as PMD) went on to solo careers themselves. Erick was quite successful, Parrish actually rather good.

Now, having buried any past hatchet, Erick and Parrish return, parading their first album in near on ten years, the inevitably-named "We Mean Business", and hopefully in doing so reconnecting their considerable abilities, reuniting to fight the tide of nondescript, samey, brand-heavy modern East Coast rap that has been allowed to sweep all before it since the days when New Yorkers like themselves, Run DMC, Gang Starr, KRS-One, Eric B and Rakim, P.E., Kool G Rap, Onyx, Big L, Mobb Deep, Biggie, Big Daddy Kane, Wu-Tang etc etc etc etc etc etc x100 squillion ruled the hip-hop roost. Just looking at that list of talent is enough to take us back to the days when we really thought it would never stop. Which is why we miss the old school so... *sigh*.

Oh, you want to know about the record itself ? No idea, haven't heard it yet, what with the release date having been put back to deeper in the winter. We just wanted another opportunity to rant about how great the golden era was. Mind you, drawing a veil over that "Run It" remix 12", we'll say that on the evidence of the surprisingly great "Blow" single last yr - quite a tune, almost a return to the storming days of "It's My Thang" or "Headbanger" - this latest EPMD product is bound to be the bomb.

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Returning to records that are already in our vice-unlike grip, Peel favourites HDQ give us two reissues, again on Boss Tuneage: their second and third long-players "Sinking" and the more accomplished, if also more Americanised "Soul Finder". The original album tracklistings are bolstered, as is traditional, by a slew of extra demos and other tasties (in case you were wondering where this leaves their debut LP "You Suck!", that got the reissue treatment years since on Big Beat, along with the tracks from the "Believe" 7" EP).

Featuring a pre-Leatherface Dickie Hammond on guitar, who along with singer Golly was the band's ever-present, HDQ were a Sunderland punk / hardcore powerhouse who, even early on, had a knack of adding tunes into the mix, as well as the ability to inject a certain longing into the lyrics (a trick no doubt learned from the US bands like Dag Nasty who would have been a crucial part of HDQ's musical schooling). And, but of course, there are Peel Session tracks here too (session 1 on the repackaged "Sinking" and session 2 on the redux of "Soul Finder") in addition to old faithfuls from the original LPs ("Towing the Line" instantly jumps out as a favourite from our box of battered tapes of the late-Thatcher era Peel shows). The "Sinking" disc also includes a number of rapid-fire tracks from an earlier demo that only ever got a tape release: starting with a hulking "Positive Attitude", these stand up reasonably well too, far removed from the apologetic kitchen-sink demos that have appeared on some repackages (cf. Heresy, Unseen Terror etc...)

The HDQ reissues remind us, too, that it's been too long since we exalted Leatherface themselves: something we really need to remedy urgently, because, with Dickie Hammond and the inspirational Frankie Stubbs at their heart, they were a combo that had more soul and anguish in their little fingers than many an indie band mustered in their entire careers. But for the time being, this is an opportunity to give HDQ the kind of big-up they all-too rarely enjoyed, some recognition of how their songs so winningly bridged that divide between hardcore noise and tuneful emotion.

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We know Peelie liked Blueboy, because we saw him at one of their triumphant later gigs. And following the desperately sad news of Keith Girdler's death last year, Siesta have released a tribute to treasure, "Country Music", a CD curated by his longtime associate Richard Preece (Lovejoy). There are terrific songs new and old from the likes of TBS (the striking "Soft Evening, Brilliant Morning"), the Would-be-Goods (a delightful "I Believe You Cassandra" - apparently there is to be an LP on Matinee soon!), the Orchids (the only band who can make such grown-up music sound so alive and inclusive), the Wake (a crunchier version of "Crush The Flowers"), Hal (the inclusion of "Down", essential listening for all Howard and Sharkey fans, increasing the amount of Hal releases that have ever seen daylight by a cool 25%), as well as Blueboy covers and other gems from el, Creation and other inspirations, not least Lovejoy re-threading "Melancholia". Things then round off with a gorgeous, and all-too moving, uncredited bonus track.

With profits going to the Martlet's Hospice, deluxe packaging, remarkably powerful sleeve notes and such an enviable cast list, there is every reason for you to buy this, and none not to.

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Peel favourites the Great Leap Forward (aka bIG*fLAME legend Alan Brown) return(s) with a new long-player, "Finished Unfinished Business" (don't be giving EPMD more ideas now), on Communications Unique. We've put our cards in the table before about how Mr. Brown inspired us in day, but he's also been busy in the more recent past, not only featuring in the colourful artpunkpopnoise exploits of Sarandon but also chipping in, along with ex-A Witness man Vince Hunt and Pram's Darren Garratt, to supergroup Marshall Smith's underrated "Colours" album on Euphonium Records.

As the title suggests, "Finished Unfinished Business" represents the completion of a number of long-dormant GLF numbers, meaning that despite the gap in time, it still operates quite nicely as a formal follow-up album to 1989's landmark "Don't Be Afraid Of Change". Indeed, it starts almost literally where GLF left off, the title of opener "Tolerance and Respect" (which might have been a shelved single) harking back to the sample that ran through the powerful, even chilling "Weddings, Parties, Anything..." like a stick of rock. GLF are certainly still "indie", and still have a grasp of, even a flair for, the "pop" dynamic, but "Finished Unfinished Business" is nowhere near being 'indie pop': instead, like the previous solo outings, the songs are polished, spattered with samples, keenly political and not infrequently funky. This is all nothing less than you'd expect from the man who authored "Who Works The Weather" and the still-delicious "May God Forgive Us For We Are But Women". (There's also, endearingly, a tribute to Doncaster Rovers' promotion to the second division: we went to see Donny play Brighton at the "Fans United" day in Medway in '98, at a time they were drifting unstoppably out of the league, and if you'd told us then the next time we watched them they'd be upwardly mobile once more and winning at the Millennium Stadium, well...)

The CD package is as thoughtful and well-designed as its contents, boasting a booklet with the lyrics and some dissection of the subject-matter. It would be interesting to know how far "Finished Unfinished Business"'s lyrical themes have had to be updated in the decade or two since the songs' inceptions: but the depressing truth is that they're as pertinent today, whether talking about (un)sustainable farming, the creep against civil liberties or the insidiousness of the capitalist work ethic. The legacy of Thatcher and Reagan still dominates on both sides of the Atlantic, even if we're cute enough as a society to have developed just enough nous (or spin) to pretend that it doesn't.

Anyway. If, like us, you still hold a fLAME for Great Leap Forward's "Don't Be Afraid Of Change" (we'd have it in our all-time albums top twenty, along with "Marcus Garvey" et al), then you shouldn't hesitate to get hold of this one. And while we can remember the days you could buy GLF records in Our Price, the reality is that those days are gone: so here's possibly the place to start. As for Mr Brown, well he's still our hero.

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Peel favourite Marley Marl (did we mention how we missed the New York old school ?) is back with his ex-Juice Crew collaborator Craig G to bring us "Operation Take Back Hip-Hop", a no-frills retro set aimed squarely at grumpy old men and women like us who will never tire of tiring of the appropriation of hip-hop culture by junk capitalist anti-culture. And the album is more than just a nostalgia t(r)ip: it's actually very nearly just as good as the title suggests.Yeah, it probably is a sweeping indictment of all sorts of things that one of our favourite albums right now is by a couple of guys who were most stellar back in the 80s, going on about how brilliant hip-hop used to be, how rubbish it is now and how much better things were in their day, but given that they're 100% on the money, Marley's beats are a dream throughout, the first seven tracks - including both sides of the "Made A Change" preview single - are pretty much flawless and even the much-maligned Craig G arguably delivers his most consistent performance ever over a full-length album, we think it's well worth celebrating the record rather than carping about its context (as well as admiring the fact the sleeve design isn't photos of artists in their own-brand leisurewear, or posing with a Benz: it's a montage of cassette tapes and inlays, labelled with *love*). How indie is that ? And in the meantime, let's *stay angry* about the fact that what's happened to above-the-radar indie music (i.e. it's been fucked) has also happened to above-the-radar hip-hop.

There's no sensible reason why Marley's, Onyx's or Cube's new albums should be better than many from the newer kids on the block, but they are. It never used to be this way. Surely it doesn't always have to be this way ?

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Maybe there's an answer courtesy of Peel favourites the P Brothers' new LP on their own Heavy Bronx label, "The Gas" (a title guaranteed to get Rovers fans into their good books). If the Notts duo ring a bell with you, it's probably thanks either to their "Live Hardcore Worldwide" CDs (one of which, of course, featured an intro from Peel himself), their sterling work on Cappo's increasingly seminal "Spaz The World" LP (um, also, in other news, please note that in advance of an upcoming 12", Caps has issued a ten-year retrospective mixtape, "The Director's Cut", boasting a fair few exclusives as well as a veritable host of his past tunes from singles, etc that have been raved about on these very pages) and for some of their block-destroying 12"s since, which they'd started to use as vehicles for introducing us to top Stateside MCs (yes, they exist) like DITC affiliate Milano, Queensbridge's Imam T.H.U.G., and Bronx old-stager Smiley da Ghetto Child (y'know, him that did "Wordz From..." with the great Gang Starr).

Some months back, the Brothers issued a taster for "The Gas" in the shape of a double A-side featuring Boss Money (who hail from actual, as opposed to Nottingham, Bronx) and Ress Connected (New Rochelle): we think you'll be interested to know that, if anything, the standard of the whole album is even higher than that 12" promised, as if they've demanded only songs that would justify single release in their own right. The four Boss Money tracks are outstanding - "Cold World" and "Blam Blam for Nottingham" especially maxing on a lowdown rustle of beats and supersparse, laidback rhyming - but there are also contributions from Milano (including the satisfyingly old-skool "In A Zone", erstwhile single "Got It On Me" and the faintly Numanesque "Digital B-Boy"), Long Island's highly rated Roc Marciano (a past Busta Rhymes collaborator, we think), and a lone, rather laconic cut from $amhill (of BDP's own South Bronx), which all seam into a coherent whole. Coherent because the P Brothers still insist at all times on (a) the beats being rough, ready and hewn purely from granite; (b) the samples being tried and tested old soul gold; and (c) plenty of space in their productions to allow the MCs to relax and get on with expounding their largely bleakish, street-corner visions, unhindered by climactic choruses or distracting musical gimmickry. "The Gas" does for the New York now what "Live Hardcore Worldwide" did for early-century Notts, and as you'll have guessed, that makes it just what we've been looking for.

In fact, let's cut to the chase. You know that "real hip-hop" that every mother's son claims they make ? Well, Paul S and Ivory actually do make it. And if you'll just indulge us one more second and allow us to remind you of that T&F definition of "soul music", then listen to the MCs on this and then try and tell us that this isn't that, too.

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Peel favourites Comet Gain - who we'd also mentioned in that 'soul' discursion - are, we would hope it went without saying, one of the world's best, ooh, five recording artistes of the last decade or more: so it's handy that, like Cappo, they've just put out a '98-'08 assorted compilation, "Broken Record Prayers", on Milou Studios. It gives you the utterly stunning "You Can Hide Your Love Forever", their one 7" on Fortuna Pop! (according to some chancers, once: "they've done it a-gain... a splendid synthesis of 60s pop sensibilities with the acoustic movement of the 80s and some of the shambling that subsequently emerged when indie kids the first time round attempted to subvert the classic song form by the injection of punk - or at least d.i.y. - sensibilities.... a gorgeous melting pot of moving lyrics (boy sends girl tapes, girl loves his letters, boy and girl fail to admit mutual affection) and a mid-paced, warmly produced arrangement. driven by a roaming, booming bassline which throbs in and out of early tim vass territory and buttressed by trebly guitar conceits, the echoey drums picking up the pace both for the verse and the anthemic chorus (which rachel evans pops up from nowhere to join in with, as if things couldn't get any more succulent), it is both recherche and rococo and romantic. "say yes!""), half the tracks from the "Jack Nance Hair" and "Orwell Liberty Dance" 7" EPs, not least their excellent title tunes, as well as their disarming and ace "If You Ever Walk Out Of My Life" cover, a trio of Peel sesh numbers and a host of other goodies including both sides of the new What's Your Rupture ? 7" "Love Without Lies". The latter, incidentally, is a raw, "Realistes"-ish blast of garage / punk / soul only bettered by the sweet, post-"You Can Hide" melodies of "Books Of California" on the other side.

For completeness, please note that "You Can Hide Your Love Forever" also turns up on Peel favourites Fortuna Pop!'s "Be True To Your School" compilation: a ridiculously-underpriced thing that flicks multiple V-signs at the credit crunch, jampacked as it is with 25 songs from the Streatham empire's admirably prolific vaults, the bulk of which we've reviewed (or purported to) with no little admiration over the years: plus frighteningly-detailed, thoroughly entertaining and on occasion commendably frank sleeve notes from Suge himself. You should be especially tantalised not just by the Comet Gain tune but also the easily-worth-five-quid-each pocket rockets from those Butterflies of Love, Bearsuit, the WBGs, Tender Trap, Spraydog, Micktravis, the Lucksmiths, THE WIMPSHAKE and the Aisler's Set... ooh, and the um, excitable guitar bit that makes the rather green Taking Pictures song... and all that literally ain't even the half of it. Rather fittingly, given its bright eclecticism, "Be True..." is a set expressly dedicated to the one, the only (you guessed it) JP. So, especially if you have little or nothing of the FP! catalogue, then we can't really recommend it highly enough.

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Peel favourites Boyracer have released their *final* album. Yes, it seems that this fantastic, prolific, ever-exciting, lyrically sublime band has run its course. The record, "Sunlight Is The Best Antiseptic", is a suitably golden farewell.

In contrast to pretty much all that has gone before, "Sunlight" has a mere dozen songs, making it maybe Boyracer's most succinct as well as most succulent record: and being a vinyl-only run of 100, surely even for them one of their rarest. Indeed, probably scarce enough that the novella-length review we want to give it would surely be redundant. So we'll try to restrict ourselves to a mere smattering of words.

"Sunlight" bounds into life with "The Heartbreaker", which ranks as one of their greatest songs, as spiky and catchy and scratchy as they've ever sounded. Hot on its heels come "Claire Likes Girls" and "80s Nottingham Grindcore Scene", two more powerpop bullets (and songs originally recorded and released on the mighty compilations "Your Cassette Pet" and "Honey, The Dog's Home" respectively). As you'd expect from the recent split 7"s on which Boyracer have appeared, the muse hasn't dried up one iota, even if there are plenty of themes which will be familiar: "North Yorkshire Coastline" a sweet evocation of the handful of things that Stewart Anderson still misses about the country of his birth, "Amateur Traumatics" - co-written by longtime Racer mainstay Ara Hacopian - blisteringly mixing bittersweet personal observation with untamed guitars. Arguably the only song that slightly jars - good as it is - is the versh of Urban Slake's "So Fucking Swedish" which ends the first side: for while spirited covers have increasingly been a crucial part of the Racer repertoire, their own songs on this release are so focussed, so plaintive, so radioactive with fuzzy emotion, that any deviation can't help but disrupt the atmos a little.

We've already said most of the things we wanted to say about Boyracer, which will kind of explain why we'll miss them so, but it's hard to believe they could have gone out any better than this. And the closing song "The Last Word" is at once, as Mr A's alter-ego Steward once had it, a kind of "goodbye to everything you love" and a letter to his loyal band of listeners. Building on the barenaked honesty of the last album's dewy-eyed "In My Previous Life", it's one of the most elegant, eloquent songs he has ever written. The perfect full stop.

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It's not just Boyracer to whom we have to wish a tearful if fond farewell. Northallerton's pop royal family, Peel favourites Strawberry Story have just released their last ever single, "Summer Scene", on the French label Anorak (as in 'Vidocq et l'anorak jaune', fellow old-school GCSE-rs). And, like the Stupids single, this one pretty much rules. The title track itself suggests that the band have come full circle, because it's as raw and addictive as their very earliest forays, skipping through meadows of guitar fuzz from which Hayley's voice leaps out as if she was still yelping along with "Tell Me Now". And, musically, there is definitely something of the Milky Wimpshakes about it. The EP as a whole, however, is actually more nuanced (rough translation: the "slowies" outnumber the "fasties" three to two), with the closing song "Kiddie" a sleekly touching way to go out. Definitely recommended for anyone who's ever fallen under their spell.

Plus, like the Stupids and HDQ, Strawberry Story have been getting the re-re-issue treatment: this time thanks to Vinyl Japan knocking up "Clamming For It Plus", a souped up version of the original "Clamming" comp CD which - in addition to the original 16 tunes spanning a welter of their original flexis and 7"s - now has all the tracks from the two later EPs that got a compact digital release, "The Man With The Stereo Hands" and "Lucky Aubergine" (although oddly, the lead tune on the latter, their final pre-reformation EP, was "Well What Do You Think Of That Then, Paddy ?", a mainstay of the "Are You Ready ?" tape compilation many years before). True fact: in day, a band which featured now-members of the in love with these times, in spite of these times cliqua actually shared a couple of compilation tapes with Strawberry Story, but luckily we have forgotten the name of said combo, and yes we have destroyed every single thing it ever recorded...

Digressions aside, any excuse to plough through the Story oeuvre again is welcome, even though there is still unsettingly no place for the surely-tautologous "Teenage Romeo". So if you're lucky enough to be a teenager yerself, maybe, and their Cloudberry single "Sci-Fi Guy" was your first exposure to the Story in real time, then you can double your luck by getting hold of "Clamming For It Plus" and "Summer Scene", putting yr hands across the generations to complete more or less all of the scrummy SS jigsaw.

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Now. According to no less an authority on these matters than Stewart Anderson, the "greatest UK writer of pop songs" is Andrew Jarrett, of biiiig Peel favourites Beatnik Filmstars. And the trusted indie-powerpop axis of old is really spoiling us in 2008, because "Fez '72", as we'll call it for now, is an exquisite album that proves it.

A distant cry from the fractured lo-fi brilliance of reams of the Filmstars' output right up to last yr's sporadically marvellous "Shenaniganism" set, not only is it Jarrett's most measured, shimmering work since the Bluebear's "Food Fight At the Last Chance Saloon", but for the wider populace it displays those popsong writing skills more vividly than ever before. "Fez '72" is a fifteen-song weave of twang, Americana, indie-guitar and alt-country, a melange of lyrical sadness and inherited loss, a mingling of mournful guitars and aching keyboards. From the moment that thoughtful opener "Animal Crackers" ambles louchely from the speakers, it's clear there's a real warmth to proceedings: the arrangements and instrumentation are understated, rather than lush, but seem so well suited to the album's reflective style. So the occasional backing vocals work, the harmonica works (we don't often say that), hell, even the whistling works. And while it's certainly a very different record from most preceding albums - a sea-change akin to Sportique's jump from "Black Is A Popular Colour" to "Modern Museums", except maybe this time the leap is in the opposite direction - there are still echoes, for example in the jets of skyrocketing guitar interspersed through "Scrabbling", of the powered-up glories of past work like "Laid Back And English".

Jarrett describes himself on this record as both "cynical pioneer" and "pessimistic optimist", and each phrase rings true: he can always temper the downbeat turns of phrase with a swoonsome tune or hook, which makes for a winning combination. There are very few writers in circulation who could pen songs as strong as "Grim Cosmic Joke", "Kittens and Cats" or the stunning "Hospital Ward", but the Filmstars even manage to tailor an epic album centrepiece, pulsing with yearning, from the distinctly unpromising title "Nurse My Head (As The Actress Said To The Bishop)". They bring the curtain down in style too with "Home", a ballad that carries echoes of some of Kyoko's smartest moments. The only possible mis-step is "You Never Hear A Good Song Coming From A Car Window", which takes us little further than its title (the premise of which is incorrect anyway, not least because when we used to roll in our 1.6, we forced the British pedestrian within earshot to listen to "New Boyfriend And Black Suit" and "Bigot Sponger Haircut Policy" at maximum blast).

As you can tell, we've replayed and enjoyed pretty much every Beatniks outing to date, and lapped up every last dollop of their rickety, fuzzing short-burst lo-fi brilliance over the years (culminating with last year's careering "Curious Role Model" single). But, of all their albums, it's quite possible that "Fez 72" will turn out to be the most complete.

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Finally, Peel favourites Bolt-Thrower are releasing absolutely *nothing* this autumn. The reason ? Pay attention, all other bands: it's because while recording what was going to be their 9th album, they realised it wasn't going to be able to match up to the last one, WW1 epic / tribute "Those Once Loyal", and they decided they weren't prepared to foist anything sub-standard on the rest of us. Now *that's* integrity. It's also frankly a bit annoying, because from "In Battle There Is No Law" onwards, every Bolt-Thrower record has more than justified repeated revolution, and to be honest we'd happily snap up an offering that was only half as good as "Those Once Loyal" (it really was one of the finer albums of 2005, and one that's aged better than many others of that vintage). Still, we can only thank them for their honesty, and perhaps hope that someone's sneaked some bootlegs out of the studio anyway, because it's hard to face the idea of a future without new Bolt-Thrower material. Or, at least, more Bolt-Thrower gigs.

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Yeah, today is the (4th) anniversary of John's death. We miss him more with each passing year.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

every song in your heart is a song in our chart
[essential autumn listening]




1

the lucksmiths "up with the sun" (from forthcoming "first frost" cd album on fortuna pop!)
the short stories "tears before bedtime" (from "short stories for long nights" lp on the international lo-fi underground)
arch of cinema "shine of stars" (from "i would hurt you for the world: the sound of young java volume 3" 4-track cdr on cloudberry records)
keitzer "no justice no peace" (from "as the world burns" lp on yellow dog)
blak twang "raplife" (from "speaking from xperience" lp on abstract urban)
heist "don't understand" (12" on co-lab)
the mountain movers "this last hope" (from "we've walked in hell and there is life after death" lp on fortuna pop!)
(the) nervous rex "nothing worth saying twice" (from "we're a garage band from modern england" lp on the international lo-fi underground)
cappo "1 in a million freestyle" (from "the director's cut" mixtape)
ice cube "stand tall" (from "raw footage" album on da lench mob)
pelle carlberg "metal to metal" (from "the lilac time" lp on labrador)
cripple bastards "allergie da contatto" (from imminent "variante alla morte" lp on feto)

2

japan air "stars" (from 3-track cdr on cloudberry records)
counterstrike "fear generation" (from "insubordination - phase one" 12" on algorhythm)
jaydan "what you want" (from split 12" with dj pleasure on smokin' riddims)
benediction "controlopolis" (from "killing music" lp on nuclear blast)
s.s.s. "can't burst the bubble" (from impending "the dividing line" lp on earache)
manhattan love suicides "veronica" (a-side of new 7" on squirrel records)
fosca "confused and proud" (re-recording, from "the painted side of the rocket" lp on but is it art ?)
rudimentary peni "sublime fantasy #1" (from "no more pain" ep on southern)
ohmega watts "eyes and ears" (title track of ep on ubiquity records)
rose melberg "each new day" (single on double agent)
resistant culture "the struggle continues" (from "welcome to reality" lp on seventh generation / s.o.s.)
pete green "let it go by" (from "platform zero" 7" ep on lostmusic records)

safe.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Two Sevens Clash



Nights out spent with Milky Wimpshake. Dancing silly at the Windmill. Thrilled skinny at the Bull and Gate. A perfect lovers' (not fighters) tryst at the Water Rats, one Valentine's Day. Endless guitar runs, swoonsome bass grooves, punchy indie-punk. So many times where falling for them so completely was involuntary, where our bashful, doe-eyed band-worship had to be forgivable.

Evenings in listening to Milky Wimpshake. "Dialling Tone", "Home Is Where The Hate Is", "Popshaped", "I Wanna Be Seen In Public With You". THE. DEVIANCY. AMPLIFICATION. SPIRAL. Kissing and cuddling with the Buzzcocks and the Undertones. So many essential records. And now a new EP, courtesy of Streatham's 'new and untouchable' Fortuna Pop!

Now MW don't mess about. They may have been going fifteen years (so still remembering Razorblade Smile so fondly makes us feel waaaaay old!!) but one of the secrets of their success is that they always keep it fresh. So soaraway lead track "One Good Use For My Heart" goes straight for vertical take-off, making it a Harrier jump-jet of a spangly pop song: two minutes of sheer, instant, concentrated joy and, like Julie Ocean, nothing extraneous. "(Show Me The Way To) Anarchy" is more thoughtful, expansive, ebbing and flowing, the regulation 'grower', its charm defined as Pete Dale sings "I love the way you skip their fist / it's confrontation with a twist / they don't know which / to laugh or cry"; "Milky Cliche" a powerhouse from the live set transported to vinyl, all nursery-rhyme simple words and typically blissful hooks, even as Pete admits, "This is a b-side / Under a bushel I'm going to hide / All my good ideas". Trust us, it's another case of B-Side Wins Again.

Not content with the three originals, this value-added EP also boasts a double cover version bonus: a respectful jangle-tribute to the Isley Brothers' (rather wonderful, for a pre-1976 tune) "This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You)": and fellow ex-Slamptees the Yummy Fur's "Policeman", maybe the best song about police ever that hadn't already been written by NWA, MDC, Body Count or Smiley Culture. The Wimpshake treatment of it - as a brilliantly idiosyncratic "medley" with "If You Want To Know The Time, Ask A Policeman" (a line once sung by George Formby in the seminal "On The Beat", fact fans, although the actual cover is apparently an unrelated music hall staple) - kinda makes so little sense that it makes perfect sense (y'know, the same kind of alchemy that made the TVPs "All The Young Children On Crack" such a copper-bottomed classic). And the upshot of all of this, we guess, is that you can still sleep soundly in your beds tonight with the sure knowledge that Milky Wimpshake - despite having seemingly decided to bin the keyboards - are still the bees'.

And as we at once reel from, and raise a glass to, the 'Shake's incessant, sparky poptabulousness, we dimly recall that we once promised Suge (sorry, Sean) that one day we'd get round to posting up the Pete Dale / Akhenaton / Ant Wilson piece we'd got 3/4 through, a stream of consciousness thing from a moment in February '06 when we were equally enthralled by newies from all three of them. And if we ever find all the post-it notes and backs of till receipts on which we scrawled it, I promise we will.

Ahem. There's more strange alchemy brewing with Cause Co-Motion!'s 3-track 7", "I Lie Awake", on another indie powerhouse, Slumberland Records of Oakland, CA. What with being more off-the-pace than a footballer on Hackney Marshes who's just had to run all the way to the road to collect the ball for a throw-in, we haven't encountered the Brooklyn quartet before, but if "I Lie Awake" is anything to go by, they're the sound of the McTells colliding with Beat Happening! and in the case of the title track here, the result is a kooky, compelling 90 seconds of spirited, super-skewed indie pop that would have fitted very nicely amongst the early 14 Iced Bears demos we got a glimpse of on that band's "In The Beginning" comp (also on Slumberland). The other tunes are similarly brilliant, if also uncompromisingly early-Pastels raw: "You Don't Say" sounds like the vocalist is singing a slightly different song from that the band are playing (in our book, this makes it an added-value 2 for 1), while "Cry For Attention" slows it down - this time there's only one, v. delicate song, but one seemingly played, and winningly, at a variety of occasionally overlapping tempos. There's something really exciting about the all-too few bands who can combine such vulnerability with a spirit of experimentation and enterprise, and that's exactly what CCM's mosaic of DIY melodies achieves. Incidentally, if you're wondering why Slumberland are so on fire right about now, maybe it's the sheer quality of the records that inspire them: there's a patchwork quilt of classic LP sleeves on their myspace page, and from BDP right thru to the essential Wolfhounds, there's not a single record on it that we wouldn't commend to high heaven...

So there you go. Two sevens, on two formidable labels. And of course, they don't clash at all, just complement one another. But they are part of a happy pattern, a continuing flow of cracking vinyl singles this year, from Boyracer to MLS, from Atomic Beat to Slumberland, to another cracker we'll mention in a week or two, all of which show there'll be plenty of use for our battered 7" boxes for a little while yet.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Return of the Mac



Much as - you may have spotted - we love the brutalist school, we're prepared to grant you that the Royal Albert Hall off Kensington Gore is on any measure a stunning edifice, inside and out. Opened in 1871 as a tribute to the consort Queen Vic still pined for, it's also been a perfect setting since the Forties for the Proms, still the most skilfully-curated and rewarding concert series in the country. This year, we gotta furnish particular props to Pyotr Ilyich, as usual ('specially the LSO strutting the divine Sleeping Beauty), Barenboim's West-Eastern Divan Orchestra playing Haydn, Schoenberg and the wonderful Brahms (who we're newly rediscovering), and, of course, the inspired pairing of the late K-H Stockhausen's "Punkte" with more conventionally elegant works from Schubert and Ludwig vB: judging by the horrified reaction of some punters close to us, there needs to be a lot more of that kind of programming in British classical music. As ever, the only thing that let the Proms down was the Last night, when most of Britain's lunatics hold a bizarre rally to the strains of Edward Elgar, and everyone watching highlights on the news at home somewhat forgivably believes the lie that classical music is only for snobs and / or mentalists.

But it's not all over in terms of musical bounty within the walls of this magnificent redbrick amphitheatre. Because a clutch of days later, on one of the first truly crisp autumn nights of the year Echo and the Bunnymen, no less, take to the stage to help dispel those post-Proms blues. Will Sergeant, adopting the head-down, nr-motionless pose he will retain all evening, strikes up those opening notes of "Rescue". And beside him, an equally static Mac the Mouth prepares to unleash what a few thousand not-so-youngs in the audience are waiting for - THE VOICE.

This is largely a greatest hits set, as is confirmed when "Villiers Terrace" swiftly follows on "Rescue"'s heels, although the interpolation of one newie, "Stormy Weather" (a vaguely Mary Chain-esque anthemic / romantic thing) doesn't do the damage you might fear. Otherwise, the hits rain down ("The Back Of Love", "All That Jazz", "Never Stop"...), dry ice at times virtually envelops the stage, and Echo prove that they always had THE SONGS. Of the older guard, "Bring On The Dancing Horses", works marvellously in these surroundings, the microphone pregnant with echo delay; and "Nothing Lasts Forever" retains the majesty of the single version, McCulloch's voice perfectly suited to enunciating the weariness of growing old, the need to acknowledge how times change and things get left behind (Queen Victoria, still heartbroken when she dedicated this place ten years on from Albert's death, would have known how he felt). Yes, "All My Colours" seems to have got a little lost in time, and as for "Lips Like Sugar", well we've simply never really liked it: but for the most part, this is a set of borderline-immodest showing off, and fantastic with it. The band's puissance is most trenchantly demonstrated by the fact that they finish with "The Cutter" - what a song, what a song (shakes head in awe and wonderment, cradles the original 7", half-dissolves into teary lament for days when this kind of thing would unite the cool kids and the playground kids and sell tens of thousands of copies, on real vinyl and everything). A sublime way to finish.

Except, of course, that it's only half-time. For after a respectful interval, the band re-emerge, kitted out all dapper-like in suits and ties (apart from the Mouth, who goes for a more traditional trenchcoat look to accompany the permafixed sunglasses). But this time, they're accompanied by a sixteen-piece orchestra. And, after Mac notes that Liverpool FC have just stung Marseilles 2-1, they only go and play the "Ocean Rain" album in its entirety, the strings and the acoustics of this place giving it a depth, dimension and identity that we never quite got from our original - gulp - cassette, or even subsequent remasterings (you will be unsurprised to learn that it is about to get yet another digital re-release).

It's hard to recall an album-length's worth of songs having ever whoooshed past quite so quickly, but then if you've an album that kicks off with the >epic pop thrill< of "Silver" and then hurtles through crowdpleasers like "Thorn of Crowns" and "Seven Seas" before the title track delivers a final, lingering kiss, then there's reason to expect it can only seem an all-too brief treat. "The Killing Moon" gets prefaced by a typically blunt "This is the greatest song of all time" from Mac (no longer borderline immodest, then), but in the few minutes that followed, anyone of us under the Hall's cavernous roof would have been hard-pressed to disagree. All the while, screens flick up pictures of the band at their very youngest, emphasising the "homecoming" nature of this gig (it may not be Liverpool, but it is the place they first previewed many of the tunes on "Ocean Rain" a quarter-century back).

There's little hanging around to enjoy the moment once that final song triumphantly finishes: the band stride purposefully off, leaving conductor Rupert Christie and his musicians to self-consciously shuffle themselves and their instruments from the stage. And to cop some deserved applause.

As cool, understated and full of incoherent mumbles as McCulloch so doggedly was for much of the evening, you could tell that he was putting his all into this performance. Veterans they may be, but this was a venue, and an occasion, made for albums, and bands, like this one.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Straight Outta Compton, Straight Into Camden



Oh yes - almost forgot. The best night of the summer was, a little surprisingly, a stifling July evening in ever-unprepossessing Camden Town. Here at the Electric Ballroom, to be precise.

We began it standing at the back as usual, arms folded and heads nodding, while the DJ span old gold of the Onyx or Gang Starr ilk for an hour or two. A pretty relaxed crowd, some truly great music. Around ten o'clock, though, it was time for the main event: in person, in a London club, it was none other than Ice Cube.

He'd promised "just me, two turntables and microphone, old-style", but the precise line-up was this. One Ice Cube, of course, on the mic. A man who memorably described himself as "an actor / a rapper / a macker / got a little problem with the redneck cracker" but could now probably add to the CV, "a film director, although with substantially diminishing comedic returns ever since 'Friday'". The unfortunately-named WC - pronounced Dub-C - on second mic, meaning that two-thirds of Westside Connection were in the um, motherfucking house (only Mack-10 absent). And his DJ, Crazy Tunes (as in "when you see Crazy Tunes / throw up the W"), on those decks.

Tonight, Cube claims he hasn't played London for 13 years, although even his publicist reckons it's really more like two. But it's really strange - given that he's an established multimedia millionaire - how much he really wants to be loved by this relatively small audience, even down to exhorting purchase of his new album, as if a few hundred copies would be a dent in its sales, while WC reminds us that we can buy T-shirts at the back, as if the trio are merely an indie band trying to recoup their petrol costs. But it's as sweet as it's strange.

Cube is perhaps understandably bitter that his own role in rap taking off gets forgotten as the years roll by: at one point, WC pre-rehearsedly asks us "Who started this gangsta rap shit ?" "Ice-T!" shouts D'Alma. "Schoolly D!" says I. "Ice Cube", yells everyone else, and the man is suitably pacified. Instead, faceless multinationals bear the brunt of his ire: Viacom are singled out for their role in having prostituted true hip-hop. We're too shy to point out that there were many willing collaborators, although Ice Cube was most certainly not one of them.

There are some tunes from the album he's allegedly promoting, "Raw Footage", but frankly not that many. Which gives time for everything from "Check Yo' Self" (over "The Message"), to "We Be Clubbin'" to "You Can Do It" to "Bop Nation" to Westside Connection's "Bow Down" and longtime ilwttisott favourite "The Nigga You Love To Hate", the song that best illustrates how the Bomb Squad reignited both Ice Cube's talent and career: after leading us in several choruses of its cheery "Fuck you, Ice Cube!" refrain, Cube finishes with a sentimental, coy "Aw, fuck you too, man". There's also "Gangsta Nation", from Westside Connection's "Terrorist Threats", before which Cube and WC formally inducted all of us into tha Connection. Which was nice. And, of course, "It Was A Good Day", unsubtly adapted ("nobody I know got killed in the UK"). Indeed, Cube has a few words on a current crisis (this was in the midst of that midsummer media alarm, especially where the victims were white, over stabbings): "It ain't the music. It's the conditions".

Halfway thru, Cube wanders offstage to take a breather, while WC gives us a turn of his own. It's a little like Bruce Foxton being given three minutes to do a bass solo at a Jam gig, but still brilliant. From behind the stage, we then hear Cube mock-pleading. "I'm only coming back out if you let me do some of that old-skool hardcore gangsta shit", he says, with a faux-grumpiness that his Boyz In Da Hood character, Doughboy, would have been proud of. When we all, somewhat predictably, go gaga raging mental, he storms back on and delivers his verses from "Straight Outta Compton" and "Gangsta Gangsta" (best version since Snoop and C-Murder's). It's not far off Yo Rosehip doing "Designer Greed": it flays us, and when we do eventually tip, topple, stumble out into the Camden grey, we almost swear we can make out those lights of the Goodyear blimp, shining down official confirmation that Cube is, indeed, a pimp.

Gosh. Even now, we're stunned that such a big star played such a storming, intimate set at a club venue. And that we got in. But, even now, we are extremely grateful. And like Flav, not so long ago, Ice Cube really looks made up. "I'm gonna come back every year", he promises boldly. Let's hope so.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Get Us On The Court And We're Trouble



aka club ilwtt - autumn 2008. date: yes. time: yes. venue: yes. the tracks were these.

the elementz featuring scorzayzee "voyage" (from"crushmode" cd lp on occupy your mind)

yep, you read it right: featuring scorzayzee. yay. one of notts' many finest is *BACK* and is still the master storyteller, with the ability to deliver reality like no other (e.g. "great britain" w/ the p brothers) and heartfelt, kitchen sink empathy like no other (just like on "want what's yours" with styly cee, all the way back in day). oh, and he's still got a killer flow. actually, the elementz record is pretty tight, especially with skinnyman's "high grade" and with wretch and mates killing it on "at 1 with the elementz", but we're afraid any track with scorz on it is gonna upstage all-comers, and this he duly does. on another level.

scorzayzee "why i'm here" (myspace track)

did we mention, scorz is back ? this one explains why, an effortless freestyle about self-discovery, self-restraint, poverty, inspiration and coming good. ah, honestly, having him back is completely brilliant. we know it was rakim who said "i came back to bless the mic", but this feels like our own returning hero doing just the same.

tempa "freestyle" featuring jaybe (myspace track)

a real positive to see that tempa is still around, too, as it's some time since "ya get me" ruled the decks, and she's still interested in delivering um, truth to the youth, packing the sort of punch we took from no.lay on the latter's recent mixtape. plus, young jaybe marks himself out here as one to watch: here's keepin' it crossed for more, much more from the both of them.

dap-c and dirty sweet featuring blak twang and geejay "music game" (from "street karma" cd on ngu records)

dap-c's most recent cd is somewhat variable: there's not enough of him on it for a start, far too many other rappers taking up mic time, plus, even when he is on it, he's devoting inordinate energy to the regulation champagne & shagging lyrical stuff and not nearly enough to just expressing his emotions, which is actually when he comes across best to us, even if we know that's not what keeps younger heads nodding these days (or, indeed, keeps cash tills ringing). but anyway. this tune, despite being more breezily instant and glimmer globe-friendly than any lowest common denom club banger could be, is simply tremendous, a summer hit that grows and grows and keeps on giving.

twang (that's b.t. himself aka tony rotton aka sarf london's greatest hip-hop survivor, not the ace late-80s ron johnson band or the very very terrible '00s "indie" band from brum) hits it with a large first verse, well up to his usual standard: dap-c then follows it with possibly the best bars he's done, right from when he nails it up top with his "i remember sleepless nights / no electricity..." intro through to a defiant "i'm battling still": and sunderland's under-rated geejay delivers too, with a spot at least as strong as some of the tracks from his own "i came to represent" mixtape. but p'raps the real star of the exercise is dirty sweet, who put the beat together to make it all possible. ubermaximum respect.

onyx "mad world" (from "cold case files (murda investigation)" cd on iceman)

yes, onyx are BACK too, even if the material here is not new, and this return of the madface is miles from the going thru the motions of "triggernometry" as sticky, fredro and co strip things right back to, at best, huge bass and raw, grizzly vocals (think mobb circa "drop a gem on 'em"). this is no-frills hip-hop, and even as a 'rest of', it lords it over some of their solo efforts.

dj pleasure "vengar" (12" a-side on lowdowndeep)
malfoy "pureblood" (12" a-side on skimrok project)
clipz "offline" (b-side of "ugly" 12" on audio zoo)
jaydan "hustlerz and dealerz" (12" a-side on propaganda records)
dj pleasure "technique" (b-side of "wish master" 12" on lowdowndeep)


ooh, that was a half hour we greatly enjoyed. there seems to be a school of thought that jump-up is somehow "too easy" to get into, as if the fact that something makes you want to dance around madly or smile like a (wo)man possessed disqualifies it from critical acclaim. obviously, only dunderheads subscribe to this school, by which any peppy pop music, groovalicious grindcore or life-affirming UKHH (see previous tune) would be ruled out of "the canon". all these guys make great music, and like everyone else we scrawl about, music that is not that hard to adore.

the pains of being pure at heart "everything with you" (possibly forthcoming single on slumberland)

"goal...!" a new tune from the pains of. no, it does not represent a change of direction: yes, that is a good outcome. liable to be up there with the mls' "clusterfuck" as one of the brightest swinging fuzzpop 7"s of the yr.

the pains of being pure at heart "come saturday" (download single on fortuna pop!)

"and another", as alan partridge would say. thanks to sean price, the ever-diligent suge knight of indie-pop, there's gonna be a pains of being pure at heart album, and it's gonna be major. how do we know ? because this buzzing, sherbety ripsnorter takes "come saturday" from their earlier slumberland split single and gives it the full fuel injection, not least by bringing the bass up to the fore. sheer sheer joy.

postal blue "you should keep it to yourself" (from their 3" cd-r on cloudberry)

the boys from brazil are er, BACK and the news on this tune is that they've gone kinda blueboy circa "imipramine". fair play to them, really: in our view it's a change in direction which suits them to a tee.

phil wilson "neon lights" (from "industrial strength" 2x7" ep on slumberland)

the late tony wilson presided over "factory". the great ant wilson curated "powertools". the fine glenn wilson delivered "industrial control". and now the sublime phil wilson (who is BACK, btw) brings us "industrial strength". thematic is good. as is this e.p. of acoustic kraut-industrial covers (yes you read that right) with low-in-the-mix vocals: "neon lights" is especially sweetly rediscovered, using the power of ukelele. the overdue return of phil wilson to our record collection is courtesy of those arbiters of maximum taste at slumberland - what with sarandon, the sunny street and the pains of too, it does rather appear that slumberland are trotting out much sweet stuff this yr, does it not ?

lauren mason "haterade" (single on perpetuity records)

ah, y'know, this is *grate*. it's marketed vaguely as grime, and her voice obviously has that r&b feel that worked so well on "p.s." and "just wanna be me", but really this is great POP, at least as serviceable as, and with much more charm than, the seemingly uncriticisable girls aloud or sugababes. when she sings "i'm only 22... this is my prime time / i didn't know that to look sharp and feel good was a big crime" it's a stern rebuke - she properly smacks it to the grumpy oldsters like us she's getting at. we'd better check out the album.

estelle "american boy" (single on atlantic)

gulp. is it really 6 years since we were dropping the odd mention of estelle swaray into our ziney musings ? that would have been abt the time she did guest vox (styling herself "est'elle") on b. twang's "trixstar", showed off her singing on the "diamond in the rough" mixtape and even dropped in on a couple of tunes on 57th dynasty's "a dynasty truly like no other": all followed eventually by "1980" (yes it was a fleeting, but still memorable pop moment). and the errant apostrophe was now long gone. then there was, let us think, a terrible album, a biiiiiig gap and now a resurfacing with, well, largely another terrible album, but whatever, cos' "american boy" itself is pretty smart. apart from: the sickly-slick production; and the fact she seems to owe her success not to her ability and endeavour, what we've never doubted, but to getting in with the "right" (i.e. wrong) musical company. grrr.

luckily, c-murder is apparently out on parole now, and what with onyx seemingly being back in full effect too, hopefully real gangster rap can make a comeback and help nail the current lazy tolerance of mediocrity that allows kanye to telephone in the kind of verse he does here, ne-yo to express his admiration for coldplay or to record anything, and the honestly once-amazing snoop to record such abysmal records as "sensual seduction". oh, and ll cool j's warmly-touted nu single is also *not* a return to form: it is totally wack and "i need love" seems like "hand in glove" by comparison. sorry ll, but maybe ice-t had it damn right on "i'm your pusher", after all.

annotations of an autopsy "fisted to the point of regurgitation" (from "before the throne of infection" cd lp on siege of amida)
obituary "forces realign" (from "left to die" cd-ep on candlelight)
slipknot "all hope is gone" (single on the all-blacks)


at their best, annotations encapsulate the pure sludge of earlyish carcass and are therefore always worth a run-out, even if the lyrics are still basically keepin' it 6th form. obituary on the other hand are simply gods, and not just because they hail from the same state as cloudberry records. whereas... well, we never thought we would even be able to listen to a slipknot record all the way through, considering how limpid and unthreateningly tame slipknot usually are, but this (also the title track of their album) is actually ok, and 1,000,000x better than "psychosocial" which we think is their other single of recent months. tru, it probably wouldn't be in here if its inclusion didn't at least marginally rile you, our dear reader (readers ?) but there you go. we'd love it, just love it, if they ever covered "vatican broadside".

bubblegum lemonade "just like you" (from "susan's in the sky" ep on matinee recordings)

the lemonade have the severe misfortune to have released this at the same time as northern portrait's "napoleon sweetheart", which no doubt had the effect that all the paparazzi who would otherwise loiter with intent around bubblegum towers on a weeknight zoomed off to copenhagen or something. away from the paps, bubblegum lemonade have crafted another lissom title track, but we went for "just like you" because, like "unsafe at any speed" off their first ep, it shows how they can be at their best when they corral together those jamc influences.

jme "punch in the face" (from "famous ?" cd lp on boy better know)

"famous ?" is jamie adenuga's first album proper after that series of mixtapes quite a while back, which is probably why tunes like "serious" (a song we must have first heard on 1xtra in about 1812), lp opener "AWOH", "standard" and a "shh hut yuh muh" refix (a maniac assemblage to rival "full effect" or "no boad test this corner" for general addictiveness) can still get a run-out in 2008. there's no doubt it's a bold, accomplished work though: most attention will probably be devoted to "sun, sea and sand", which deserves to be a hooj crossover record, and the plastician-inspired "ghetto superstar", but plenty of our favourites are where jme's own voice comes through, like "standard", the wiley-produced "1 2 3" or this track ("i've had enough of these fake gangsters... i just think they're idiots"). "punch in the face" is a good example of how "famous?" is acksherley a thoughtful, at times surprisingly unsettling record, many of the songs finishing with longer instrumental passages than most grime-mc cuts, and so drilling clipped, clinical, sparse beats like these a little deeper into yr mind.

kurupt "break it down like" (single on highpowered entertainment)

on one level, this is brainless sub-50 "up in da club" tosh, but on another, it's a visceral snakehip-tempter par excellence. what tips the balance on this occasion is that ex-death row geezer and general old-stager kurupt is allegedly a fave of garry thompson, a fine player in his day and also in our view one of rovers' more mistreated ex-managers. also, "break it down, like" is a ringer for the brizzle vernacular.

morgan heritage and busy signal "run dem weh" (single on juke boxx recordings)
buju banton "you ago happen" (from "the golden tree" ep on gargamel music)
capleton "nuh bwoy" (single on clay records)


busy's "tic-toc" didn't really chime for us (ha), but when he teams up with the more consistent heritage ppl the result is this excellent download. ever questioning ("how can you expect the population / to sit back kick back and just relax ?"), it neatly marries roots reggae riddims with up-to-the-now dub inflections. of the various spins of buju's golden tree riddim on his new ep, "you ago happen" just about wins out for us over the collaborations with delly ranks and new kids: it's not as expansive as, but feels much more winningly contemporary than, "cowboys". as for capleton (sadly no relation to the ex-southend 'keeper), he just plays it tuff, but somehow we can't tear ourselves away. so "nuh bwoy", along with "break it down like", is a guilty, even grubby, pleasure.

sven wittekind "i stay hard" (12" a-side on sven wittekind records)
the bug featuring flowdan "warning" (from "london zoo" lp on ninja tune)


sven stays hard-techno, we're sure that means: and the tune is a little more driven than his recent "never forget" 12". flowdan is just hard, in any sense of the term, and resumes his prolific partnership with the equally uncompromising the bug. "warning" is therefore the aural equivalent of mick harford partnering fash the bash up front.

repugnant inebriation "dead soul" (from "empire of hate" cd-ep on eternal fog records)

metal bands have been running out of adjective / noun name combinations for some time now: all the really good ones, to do with death or napalm or horrible diseases, have gone, so one has to fall back on anything that sounds vaguely unpleasant. so in the case of london's own five-piece repugnant inebriation, at least they've got something that well reflects an average evening in their home city, even if they can't lay claim to the most serious medical / wartime ailments. anyway, this e.p. is death metal of the proper excoriating variety and it leads off with this song, that also appeared on a recent terrorizer cover mount. the repugnants carefully negotiate the fine line between smile-making moshery and self-regarding guitar noodling to deliver one of our favourite metallic singles of the yr so far. in their own words, they want to create music that's "a pleasure to listen to": as with all our cast tonight, they've certainly succeeded, making this the perfect place to STOP.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Sweetheart, I Could Die In Your Arms



Hearing the new Northern Portrait EP, "Napoleon Sweetheart", one's tempted to ask where the bloody hell they were in the late 80s, when we were all crying out for the new Smiths and being fobbed off instead with a plethora of anaemic, uber-ropey carbons. The answer, no doubt, is that the three of them were gurgling contentedly away in their carry-cots, but that's barely sufficient excuse: we were in dire need of a tonic back then and this is the sort of thing that could have delivered. (And yes, secretly, we knew that *actually* discovering a new Smiths was an unattainable object, but it was really a code for just wanting a band with the same trembling combination of insouciance, sprightliness and technique, a band that could play a neat one-two with the legacy of Salford's finest and at least run with it a bit. That's how high we set our sights in those days. And no, Suede never fitted the bill).

Whereas Northern Portrait's first record, "The Fallen Aristocracy", carried echoes not only of the Smiths but also the jangling Walkeresque potency of One Thousand Violins in full flow, this second CD-EP carries undertones of... well yes, the fab four again, but also perhaps some slightly later bands in time. "Napoleon Sweetheart" has the pace, yearning and Morrissey-ish werewolf falsettos of their debut, but also a lilting gravitas akin to classy post-shambling moments like Bradford's "Skin Storm", the Cradle's "It's Too High", the Railway Children's "Brighter", that kind of thing.

It starts, like the last EP's "Crazy", with a pretty solid demonstration that pop songs can be infectious without being inane: it's called "I Give You Two Seconds To Entertain Me" and you'll be having it buzz round your cranium 'til the cows come home. Singer & songwriter Stefan Larsen is still pitching deep - "I'm so tired / of the way she's selling out... I want something that's real / and perfectly genuine" - as the song bounds along impatiently, the chiming guitars dancing sympathetically around him. It's a peerless number that screams "A-side", absolutely hollers it.

But the best extended-plays need to maintain premium quality over four tracks, and that's perhaps the most enthralling thing about both Northern Portrait records to date. Here, "Sporting A Scar" sneaks up a little more subtly, a tangle of wiry guitars mourning "the best thing that never happened to me", before "In An Empty Hotel" simply breezes in, palpably borrowing from the heavenly strums of Mr Marr, with melodies to match. Wonderful. The finish line, in contrast to the all-out jangle bombardment of the title track last time round, is the drizzly semi-balladry of "Our Lambrusco Days", a contemplative indie-pop hymn with dark lyrical turns - "life can be such a death-affirming experience" - of which Moz would be proud.

And there are passages on this record, not least the too-short instrumental sections that bring the curtain down on the last couple of songs, where Northern Portrait start doing that Harper Lee trick of making us suddenly feel all soppy with love and unblinking adoration, and rather regretful that we don't feel that way more often. As we get all wrapped up in glistening, intertwining guitars we picture a dark sky suddenly picked through by the gleam of thousands of tiny stars, and wish the world hadn't changed so much that we can't revisit our own Lambrusco days when records like this came on vinyl, when we could gently drop the needle and watch it spin serenely through the grooves.

It's no bad thing, after their super soaraway debut, that NP didn't hang around before releasing this exceptional second single: the longer they left it, the more we'd have had cause to wonder whether "The Fallen Aristocracy"'s polished, sophisticated charm was a one-off. Instead, they're making hay while the sun shines. It's remarkable, for a band that seems to have emerged in an instant, how they've already acquired the poise and grace of a Laudrup or a Simonsen, so our only concern for them now is that they don't 'mature' (dread word) too fully, too fast: after all, we remember how the Railway Children bowled us over with the jab of "A Gentle Sound" and the cross of "Brighter", ultimately to fade into major label malaise while our backs were turned. But right now, Northern Portrait are nigh-irresistible.

So yeah, this is pop deluxe. It's on Matinee Recordings. You might want to buy it.

Monday, July 07, 2008

A Feeling Mission



When we were talking, sat in that Tin Pan Alley bar and by now nursing near-empty glasses, I mentioned that first trip to the Astoria, in the 80s.

Back then, we were hanging on the coat-tails of a cooler crowd, who got us tickets for the gig and tolerated us with pleasing equanimity. Pocket money was too scarce to shell out on a Capitalcard for the train, so we'd actually travelled to the smoke on a pea-green double decker bus, one of those old Eastern National jalopies that would have taken us all the way to the pre-refit Liverpool Street. It would have juddered between the other satellite towns, then eventually followed the main arterial that clings to the Central Line, as the oases of green belt gave way entirely to the sprawling suburbs of Havering and Redbridge, pockmarked by between-the-wars semis, and then the bawling hubbub of East London proper.

We could have watched, arrayed as we were across of the front of the top deck, as the embers of the day were ground out by the slow descent of the summer eve, though likely as not the change would have passed unnoticed, lost in the excited chatter of schoolboys on their way to a night out with real grown-ups. How we made it from the bus station to the promised land of "up west", memory defeats, but it would either have been hopping on buses (in those days, when the Routemaster ruled Central London, you simply chased buses down as quarry, leaping on and off as they moved) or the more tried and tested hurdle over Underground ticket barriers.

But there was to be no epiphany at the Astoria that night, a night which sank like a stone once we'd arrived in the acrid, filthy atmosphere of the club, a teeming smog of dry ice and Silk Cut fumes and the stench of undeodorised teenagers, all the time having to pretend to be 18 by drinking drinks that we couldn't afford, we didn't like the taste of and that made us ill. And as for the band, they were risible, truly atrocious: let's not detain ourselves with them any further. But after what seemed an eternity of their dull-witted stagecraft and posing, we took the oppo to scramble for the exits while the singer, during a thoroughly unmerited second encore, began scaling the speaker stacks.

And then, suddenly it was clearer. All that expectation had dissipated, inexorably, into the Astoria fug, and now we realised we needed - longed for - music on our own terms, without this fakery, this self-absorption, this utter lack of self-consciousness. Not because it was bad per se, but just because it wasn't us.

We realised that the posing and the pouting and the gradual creep of rawk histrionics were, yet again, so much plastic. Yes, on the train home, everyone else was wearing Cheshire cat grins and yapping about how brilliant the band were, and we were happy they were happy, but we were happier still that we knew, with the wrongheaded but righthearted conviction of any teenager, that they were also *utterly deluded*, and when we got back we proved it to ourselves by listening the songs that we'd been taping off John Peel, by bands that would never scale speaker stacks in their life, and we picked up the fanzines that we liked but no-one else seemed to and even the copies of Sounds that were lying around (these were days when the papers had a cabal of writers at least showing sympathy for youngbloods like the June Brides and the Pastels and Close Lobsters and the Wolfhounds...) and we re-read and re-listened and yeah, "got into" these bands because we found we really did like them and because they spoke to us then, because they were trying only to be themselves (that line from Give My Love to Kevin, "I'm not trying to be anything..." was a tonic because we identified with it, so completely - later of course, it would be the Field Mice's iconic "I'm not brave / I'm not special / I'm not any of those things") and we no longer went for music just because others at school did. And before we knew it we were translating late night Radio 1 into shopping trips for vinyl, and spinning delightedly into all sorts of new worlds, even if it was a generation later when the speaker-climbing band's old manager reappeared out of the blue at our door, trying to sell us double glazing, and it seemed a virtuous circle was complete.

Ahem. Back on Tin Pan Alley, how we then got on to Floridian wonder-marque Cloudberry is less clear, but we did. At a guess, it started when we were talking about how once-cherished bands found it so easy to believe their own hype, to treat their advance as a sign they'd made it, to relentlessly milk their new found popularity by starting to act the role of pop star, minor or major league, rather than to do it because they wanted to. Even if climbing speaker stacks was very 80s, whereas to walk the walk in super media-savvy 2008 needs a more studied cool (handily now taught at stage school): act like you don't care, curl your lip, wear a Ramones t-shirt as if you mean it, glibly drip in and out of rehab. As a king of Manchester once said, and it seems to apply more than ever today: "All the young groups now / Act like peasants with free milk".

And on that kind of tip, Roque (off of Cloudberry) wrote a niiice piece in the splendid Iconoclastic Cardies #2 about certain bands kind of trying to cling to the coat-tails of indie as 'trendy', at the same time as using all the old ladder-climbing tricks to pull up sales and "buzz", all that kind of tosh. It's a little like the ongoing battle in hip-hop, typified by Ice-T's "Question And Answer" as long ago as '93 where he made clear he didn't have a problem with the artists who never pretended to be anything other than 'pop' (ha, even the "new and untouchable" Hammer): but when artists sold themselves as 'street' - whether underground pioneer or straight-up gangster from the group home - and then crossed over, they were player fakers. If you're putting a record out on Cloudberry, chances are you're not doing it for a quick leg-up into the demsne of pluggers and faux-indie. (Or, indeed, to sell yourself as gangsta when you prefer a quiet night in with the crossword). Cloudberry keep it real, and we don't care how you leap on that statement. Here's the 1, 2, 3.

The first thing is the aesthetics. Every single Cloudberry release is impeccably packaged, each 3" CD-r nestling in a micro-sleeve with carefully pored-over artwork. It's amazing how quickly we get blase about it, but we shouldn't. Great labels in the day like Sarah, Factory, Pink, September, or more recently Matinee or the immaculate LTM took great care over their presentation and packaging, too, and were all the better for it. Plus, there are the little country flags that remind us of the many nations of indie-pop, the power of the international pop underground (an august organisation that, liberated by the internet, now routinely makes border raids into new worlds of possibility, staking out its territory further). Cloudberry is one of its liveliest active splinter cells (we at in love with these times, in spite of these times are just sleepers).

The second thing, a touch more important: the attitude. "Cloudberry believes in unrequited love + systems of resistance + sense of community + DIY ethics + international socialism". While those are fine words, many indie-kids in the UK profess the same kind of thing, but beyond the trappings of indiepop fandom, still manage to fire themselves up only with deeply conservative idea(l)s, or vote Conservative, or, even worse don't bother to vote at all (well done again the 3 million registered voters in London to whom it should have been abundantly clear that if they didn't vote, the BNP would get their 5% threshold: and who still didn't bother). But in describing what Cloudberry does and represents, their own words seem entirely accurate and fair, and their rightful fascination with the *SINGLE* as a primary form of revolutionary communique has much in common with our own over-romantic notions of the single as being at the heart of (musical) love, resistance and community... And there, perhaps, is the most valid, most important link with Sarah, with the way that our interpretation of the Sarah ethos + politics (there were plenty of interpretations flying around, both now and then) was, for us, intrinsic to so appreciating the records.

And then there's the third thing, lest we forget - the music. We posted a few favourites elsewhere: that's a cool quarter-century of ace songs, for a start. There's no pretence at redrawing genre boundaries or breaking brave new critical moulds, and no reason there should be: the label's own blurb makes clear that it's "an indiepop label purveying the sound of jangly guitars". Sarah were always criticised for sticking to a certain "musical type", but as Matt Haynes pointed out the same criticisms were never extended to jazz labels, reggae labels etc which would be regarded as "specialist" and therefore immune from such high-handed criticism. You know, the sort of label that gets called an "imprint". On that analysis, Cloudberry, too, is a specialist label, we guess, and one churning out greatness in occasionally frightening volumes.

And a new epoch of Cloudberry (if any project so young can already be on to a second epoch) comes in 2008 with their first forays into 7" vinyl, the first handful of releases having come already from the Bridal Shop, the Summer Cats and the louche, luxurious OJ / Smithsy (but think via some of the classic Marsh Marigold or Firestation Tower bands) Twig. The Tartans' "My Baby Doesn't Care For You" is the fourth instalment: it's fragile as hell, and you almost feel you could despatch the lot of them with no more than an idle Subbuteo flick, but like other gems of the er, fetherlite genre (our chance to mention Bunny Nightlight's "Hail" again) it actually subverts our usual cynicism and desire for noise and velocity at all costs, and by the end of its 2 1/2 minutes (with a great dead stop ending) it's managed to wind us entirely around its little finger. We'd also exhort investment in the fifth Cloudberry 7", the Westfield Mining Disaster's "Hank Williams Saved My Life": it's grrreat, a slo-fi post-Tramway burn of insight, retrospection and perhaps a little latent Pastelism, that couples nicely with the similarly weighted semi-c&w B-side, "Six Months In Arrears". Perhaps we shouldn't be surprised by the quality though, given WMD Paul Towler's connection with the Haywains, a band who, if sometimes a little too prolific for their own good (if you've got any fanzine compilation tape from the late 80s, we bet you they're on it, along with the Driscolls and Thrilled Skinny, plus they ended up putting a fair number of tunes out on Vinyl Japan in the 90s if we're not mistaken), were always capable of raising themselves to great things ("Bythesea Road", "I Wouldn't Want That"). When they aimed high enough, and really put their minds to it.

Look. Anyone who tells you, in 2008, that Cloudberry *is* the new Sarah, or that Cloudberry has already eclipsed Sarah or 555 or Subway or Matinee or K or Earache or Relapse or Postcard or Music of Life or Factory or Maximum Minimum or Fast Product or Dischord or Rhyme Syndicate or er, Decca is wrong (even though it's been "statistically" "proven" that Cloudberry was the best label of 2007). We don't feel we can properly make such comparisons for a few years yet. And the label's far too prolific for us to be able to say, hand on heart, that every release meets with our approval: there have definitely been some that *don't* add all that to the global store of indie-pop goodness. But these, of course, are small, inevitable and irrelevant things. What matters of course is the bigger picture. And the bigger picture is the now.

That it would be worth Cloudberry existing even if they'd only given us one gem: just one single of the calibre of the ones mentioned above. It frankly wouldn't matter, in that light, if there'd been a hundred duds inbetween. And because of that track record, we're grateful for Cloudberry existing - no, not "existing", but HAPPENING - because faced as we are at any time with about 1,000 new records to listen to (most of which are B.A.D) Cloudberry is a pretty good filter for us to discover music, and without which we wouldn't have been able to follow up on half the bands above, for a start. Like all the labels we've namechecked, it's one we feel we can trust - even if that's not the same as meaning we blindly love everything they release. And it wouldn't be able to be that filter if this wasn't being done for the love of points one, two, three above, if it was just an extension of the rest of the "indie" industry in 2008, all pluggers and £40 haircuts and posing and fake self-deprecation. In short, without Cloudberry and its precious cavalcade of bands, our record collection would be a lot lighter and a lot poorer.

Hey. It's way past our bedtime, and we've kinda forgotten starting the post, but basically, so long as these DIY scenes - yes indiepop, but also grime, some techno, UKHH and so many more - are still whirring away, we can tell ourselves we're vindicated in still devoting our spare hours, our time off from real-life, to looking for them. Sometimes the journey sucks, like that first trip to the city did. But when it works, there's a kernel of joy we want to try and transmit to someone, anyone. We chase and paint, rapids and rainbows. That's our feeling. That's our mission.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

lust, camden aka north london summer listening aka pimp your picnic

"rappers with more holes than biggie's torso / swear so much, the radio / well it sounds like morse code..."*

what up, how r u. as well as "all these records", we've had classical english cultural institutions to the x-treme this wk: the national theatre, morrissey and the enb. indeed, "a million kisses to my skin" was one of the best things we've seen in ages: we give it the full five mics. anyway, it's playlist time. yes, again. here are the tunes to slay yr summer.

diversion tactics "no collaborations" (from hip-hop connection june 2008 cover cd)
no lay "bars of truth" (from "no comparisons" mixtape on no.lay's world / ggi enterprises)
jaydan "pull up" (12" a-side on propaganda)
zinc "tigerz talkin" (from "marching" 12" with dynamite mc on bingo records)
jaydan "gun salute" (12" a-side on smokin' riddims)
zinc "robot party" (12" a-side on bingo records)
g-dub "forever (original sin v.i.p.)" (12" on ganja)
jaydan "after dark" (12" a-side on propaganda)
logan d and 4q "fish monger" (from majistrate / g-dub "yeti muncher" remix 12" on lowdowndeep)
robert natus "endless sequence" (12" a-side on inflicted recordings)
bas mooy "bokkenpruik" (from "alliance vi" split 12" with dj boss on audio assault)
sutura "arabian nights" (12" a-side on inflicted recordings)
sven wittekind "never forget" (12" a-side on sven wittekind records)
original sin "feels good" (12" a-side on propaganda)
danielle "beat it" (single on stainless records)
*dpf "what can i say" (single on son records)
no lay "what a pity" (from "no comparisons" mixtape again)
wiley "grime kid" (from "grime wave" cd on eskibeat recordings)
skepta "king of grime" (from "rinse: 4" mix cd on rinse)

& while we think of it, this may also be the place to say to richard walker, so long and thanks for the memories. and some of those memories truly were great.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Ranking Queens



In case you'd wondered what we'd been working up to for the weekend, well this for one is what we've been working up to, one of the things we had to tell you about before our imminent hibernation. It kind of goes back to when we mentioned Zipper the other week: how sometimes the secret of great music, of music that puts a smile on your face, is absurdly simple. So the skinny on this one is this.

Imam T.H.U.G, the Iron Sheik who teamed with the P Brothers to deliver "Across The Planet" on Heavy Bronx in day, knows how to drop rhymes: grizzly, filmic, props-to-Queensbridge street stories. Leicester's Ed 209, who wowed us with the "Stay Ex Static" collaborations with some of our favourite UK emcees last year, knows how to concoct block-trembling, back-to-basics beats. Put those ingredients together - connect the chemistry, if you like - and the result, in this case a 12" on VRD called "Karma 360", is mighty. It's as brooding a collabo as you might expect, the Imam patrolling the streets of his home borough surrounded by the dislocated smog of 209's gently crackling breaks, all shot through with a grimy, "Hell On Earth"-style piano sample.

Hey, it won't ever be a hit. *Sigh*. But "Karma" is a treat for you and I, at least: a transatlantic nod to the rawer sound from when hip-hop felt more like it mattered, when rapping was righteous, and the producer's role was the realisation, not emasculation, of those skills. Crucially, though, records like this, or Cee-Rock 'The Fury's newie, aren't merely sops to a listener's weary nostalgia: whatever side of the ocean you're on, they serve as a reminder that real street music can still be both created in, and rooted in, the present. And they give us more reasons, however incessant the barrage of depressingly lowest common denominator "hip-hop", not to give up on the genre that's maybe given us the very mostest over the past 25 years.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Taste The Poison



3 groups for you today. Starting with two variations on grindcore, both featuring members of some particularly devastating (blast)beat combos.

Venomous Concept's line-up is two Napalm (Shane and Danny) plus two Brutal Truth, and "Poisoned Apple" is their follow-up to the dismembered metal of the marvellously brief, bitty, lo-fi "Retroactive Abortion" LP. Whereas Shane Embury's Lock-Up side project (also with a fellow Napalmer - or should that be Napalmist ? - the late Jesse Pintado), showcased effective, almost clinical grindcore moshery, on this one it's a much rawer, more scabrous soundclash between grindcore and punk: track titles like "Drop Dead", "Think!" and "Chaos", and the fact that its 17 tracks go by in a blur of 33 minutes, probably tell you enough. Throughout, it's gratifyingly great, keeping all the (barely) controlled chaos of their debut - including a constant amp hum and guitar buzz that lasts during and between tracks - and takes you to such rarefied reference points as the last Extreme Noise Terror record, Flyblown's "Genocide-Genocide", Scalplock's rather smashing "Spread The Germs (Over The Human Worms)...", "Retroactive Abortion" itself and perhaps even one of the few truly great punk albums, Discharge's "Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing", even if it lacks the sheer bloodyminded focus of HNSNSN. And you can hum Anti-Cimex's "Victim Of A Bomb Raid" along with most songs here, which must be a good sign. If we had to pick favourite moments, they'd probably be the brilliant blur of the opening three tunes (the second of which, "Toxic Kiss", features vocals from ENT mainstay Phil Vane) and the mid-album, Discharge-influenced "Workers Unite" (since we were at Marx's graveside not too long ago, natch)... but really, you won't go far wrong with anything here.

Coldworker are the latest project of ex-Nasum man Anders Jakobson, and their second album, "Rotting Paradise" is more of a melange of grindcore with straight-up death metal: rarely recalling the sheer speed of Nasum, although there's still plenty of aggression. With the brightest tunes like "Reversing The Order", "Scare Tactics", and "I Am The Doorway", a three minute blaze of glory followed by a minute or so of slower moshery a la Napalm's "Silence Is Deafening", Coldworker start to live up to the high expectations we've not unreasonably set for them. And that's probably true of at least half the record, which is more than we were quite able to say of Deicide's recent long player.

Technically speaking, fresh-faced Bandung combo Sunny Summer Day are not anything to do with grindcore at all, but any of their tracks will actually nestle rather lovelily between Venomous Concept and Coldworker on yr average playlist, and we confess to have fallen rather totally for their free download single, "So Much Fun", on Letterbox (the Cumbria-based label who provided a home for California Snow Story's touchingly classy "Close To The Ocean" album a little way back in the day). Like their Cloudberry EP, "You're The One For Me", and a little like fellow rough diamonds the Fantasy Lights, "So Much Fun" shares much of its DNA with early Sarah demos: writers rather tougher on their charges than us might speculate as to whether that's quite enough, in today's rather crowded (frankly overcrowded - sorry) indiepop market. But given that we could quite happily spend any given day ensconced entirely in early Brighter, Another Sunny Day or St Christopher demos, and quite frankly often have done, we think "Fun" is rather brilliant, with the guitar lines all doing exactly what they should do as the band breeze along easily-imaginable country lanes of impeccable summery indieness. There's also a full 6-track download EP ("Me, Myself And The Empty Soul") from where this comes - it's worth investigating if you were charmed by their Cloudberry release, but probably not worth investigating if you're, say, Sarandon.

We continue to harbour (because we can) a strongly alliterative fantasy that Sunny Summer Day could do a covers EP, perhaps taking on "Sunny Sundae Smile", "Super Sunny Summer" and - though this would involve a bit of branching out - growl their way thru Gallhammer's "Sunnyday Slaughter" - but back in the world of stuff that actually happens, yes "So Much Fun" is something pretty spesh to be going on with, and you can sample it here.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Happy Secret



How long should a band take between their first and second albums ? For most bands, the answer is pretty easy - probably about a hundred years, accompanied by a stern rebuke for having put out the first one at all. Other artists, however, can leave it far too long - we get worried if Eskiboy hasn't put any long-player out for more than about three months, and there are plenty of combos stuck on the "one" mark at the moment who could do with pulling their fingers out (are we alone in dreaming that the Shop Assistants could reform, er, again, and put us out of our misery...?)

The great Terrorizer managed to leave it 17 years before recording what even Brits (well, lazy Brit journalists) are now prone to call a "sophomore" effort: yet that proved rather too long as it transpired, as while their second record, "Darker Days Ahead", was pretty great, it perhaps said it all that one of the best tracks on it was "Dead Shall Rise '06", a re-recording of a ditty that had been on their seminal "World Downfall" debut back in '89. For Bristol swoongazers Secret Shine, the gap between Sarah eight-tracker "Untouched" and Clairecords newie "All Of The Stars" is a cool sixteen years - so would this prove to be the same kind of gentle disappointment ?

Well, on first listening, the jury was out: after so long, it can be quite hard to reconnect with what you love about any given band, and the Shine had inadvertently handicapped themselves by putting out such an immediate, strong comeback single ("Elemental") in the cold of early 2006. They'd also reminded us of how durable some of the older tunes turned out to be when they brought some into their set at the Water Rats an autumn or two ago. But on re-spinning "All Of The Stars", we soon found ourselves locking back into their groove, as those sweeping hi-altitude boy/girl vocal harmonies made their mark over the trademark quiet-loud passages and sweetly distorted guitar oscillations. In particular, we remembered that you always had to accept the stucco swirls of the slower, quieter passages as a prelude to the the sublime rushes of noise they bookended, the moments when the guitars began to crackle with energy and the hairs on the nape of your neck stood to attention.

We're sure we remember someone telling us once that Secret Shine's lyrics were inspired by Keats, but you'll be used to us recycling pub talk as musical lore, so we can't swear to the truth of that (or, indeed, speculate as to what either the band, or Keats himself, would make of the allegation). What is true is that the words - for a band that deploy the vocals, especially Kathryn's, almost as instruments in themselves - seem to fit in just fine with the swathes of fuzzy melody on offer. And so by the time we revisited "Oblivion" (track eight) it was as if they'd never been away, the chorus delivering a doughty reminder of the cobweb-blowing away cascades of past faves from "Untouched", like "Towards The Sky" or "Underworld". Indeed, in some ways "All Of The Stars" is more consistent than "Untouched", which at times ("Spellbound", maybe ?) hadn't itself quite built on the feral brilliance of "Loveblind" (you - know we love it - always will do - etc etc). So "All Of The Stars" gives us longer, brooding numbers like "Voice Of The Sea" and "Cafe Crash" as well as the slightly rockier "Hate To See You Smile" (a nice companion piece to the Airfields' "Never See You Smile"). And the bouncier verse of the closing, bristling "The Sound Of Light" sees them meeting Stereolab halfway, before they amp things up for the refrain. Plus, unlike Terrorizer, Secret Shine haven't had to fall back on re-recording any of their classics from '92.

Finally, a from-the-heart postscript to Secret Shine arrivistes: the first couple of Secret Shine singles (one 7" on Sarah, another on A Turntable Friend) are often dismissed as being a bit watery or inconsequential (even described by the band themselves as "soulless") because they maxed on the jangle, and pre-dated the veer towards ethereal Creation-style noise that started perhaps with "Honeysweet". But, much as we love them for what they've done since, we'll always be fond of "After Years", "Snowfall Sorrow" and "Unbearable", so don't you be afraid to seek them out and stand up for them too. Then, maybe one day, they might get reissued or something, and we can give the vinyl copies a well-earned rest.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Bug Day

"Sorry for taking your last Rizla..."

Updating on a couple of artists who got us shook up in 2007. One, Londoner the Bug, began a series of cracking electronic 12"s on unforgivingly heavy vinyl, with guest vocals from the equally super-heavyweight likes of Warrior Queen and Flowdan. The other was that living legend "it's a long way to" Tippa Irie, who treated us to "Talk The Truth", a fairly towering collection of dancehall-tinged modern UK reggae. We are therefore not undelighted to report that Tippa and the Bug have teamed up for Ninja Tune single "Angry", the lead-off tune for the latter's pending LP, which will also contain "Poison Dart", "Jah War", "Skeng" et al... Tippa is at his tuffest, showing off in particular with some speed-toasting at around 2'10, as he rails against deserving, if predictable targets like climate-ruiners and US of A foreign policy. The B-side sees the Bug invite Flowdan and Killa P back to his (yep, again) for an appropriately dark, paranoid number called "Ganja" - normally ganja is the most boring subject conceivable for a song (apart from maybe er, anything to do with relationships), but on this occasion we get 3 3/4 minutes of marvellous, nervy, urban noir which suits all the parties just perfectly.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Ocean's 10

"Come on, while you still can"

You don't need to be too much of a connoisseur of the album form to recognise that the optimum LP - grindcore perhaps aside - should consist of around ten tracks, averaging 2 1/2 minutes each. And that's exactly what DC's Julie Ocean have done with "Long Gone and Nearly There", a power-pop spectacular on Transit of Venus. Agile, nimble numbers like "10 Lonely Words" and "At The Appointed Hour" (which we mentioned initially here) are as fresh as the best moments of Terry Banks' former band the Saturday People, while others, such as "#1 Song" are slightly more muscular, yet still manage to spill out hooks as they pile merrily along. And it closes with the high-bpm rush of sub-2 minute closer "Looking At Me / Looking At You", which sums the whole album up - no six-minute outros, no extraneous noodling, no self-indulgence, no attempt to hide the swarms of melodies and harmonies. Just grand.

Monday, June 30, 2008

'77, Nearly Heaven



He's calls himself 77Klash. His label's called Klash City. On the lead track from his new single, he namechecks "London Calling" within the first verse. And if he ever comes round ours we're definitely going to dust off our Strummer and Jones posters 'specially. You might remember the Brooklyn-based Jamaican (in fact, his name's meant to be pronounced "two seven" Klash, as in Culture's meisterwerk) from Team Shadetek's stunning "Brooklyn Anthem" single, also on the "Pale Fire" album, where he teamed up with Jahdan to lace the track with pure fire. We're pleased to say that "Anthem", which also features on this EP, was no one-off. Even without the grimey dancefloor stylings provided by the brothers Shadetek, "Mad Again" and "Yes Shotta" are pretty intense rhyme & reggae fusion, as 77K lays down the law with no little refinement. And "Code for The Streets" - no relation to fellow New Yorkers Gang Starr's classic "Code of the Streets" - even has some Clash-like shouty bits, as 77Klash rides an electronic pulse into the NYC sunset. Best of all, you don't have to take our word for any of this, because two of the EP tracks, "Mad Again" and "Code" can be downloaded for nowt, here.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Saturday's Kids / Kill Me, I'm Twee

"I will like bands because I'm told to / Cut off my hands, because I'm told to"

So Euro 2008 is (wrongly) over, and I'm afraid that means we're back for a few days. During those halcyon three weeks, it's fair to say that Turkey made a very convincing stab at overtaking France as in love with these times, in spite of these times's favourite international football team - we'll let you know where that goes.

Olders might recall the era when football and Saturday afternoons were synonymous: we guess they still are for real football, which covers 99% of the sport by volume, if only 1% by over-fevered, ill-thought out media coverage. But youngers would probably have to be sat down as it was patiently explained to them why the UK's best football publication has the now quaint title of "When Saturday Comes". Which choice of name was itself a knowing nod to one of the Undertones' less spectacular numbers (remember how the post-punk fanzine explosion fed through to the football fanzine upturn, as well as the indiepop fanzines we all spent the mid80s poring over). The song, in turn, is 1,000,000 (approx) times better than the execrable film of the same name, although at least that gave us the celluloid novelty of Sheffield United at the pinnacle of high sporting theatre. Anyway, this rumination is all prompted by the arrival of the Pains of Being Pure of Heart's "Come Saturday", their new single (split with new Australian sensations the Summer Cats) on Slumberland's Searching For The Now series). Which, um, has nothing whatsoever to do with football, the Undertones, or Sean Bean.

However unoriginal an observation this is, it would be dishonest not to say that the Pains of Being are still ringers for early MBV (post-terrible goth stomp, pre-"You Made Me Realise"). So if you're expecting any kind of departure from the songs that lit up last year's overlapping EPs, or their split single on Atomic Beat with the Parallelograms, you'll be firmly knocked back. But, as ever, the band manage to combine this sublime one-track fizzy guitar grogginess with lyrics that are more uplifting, deliberate and inspirational than they're often given credit for: "Come Saturday" positively rattles with the same conviction that saw them shake the foundations at the Betsey Trotwood and the Buffalo Bars (they were, we felt, especially amazing at the latter).

Also part of Slumberland's quest for the present is a double-sider from Another Sunny Day In Glasgow and Electrophonvintage splinter duo the Sunny Street. The former is a left-field take on the Pastels' "Sometimes I Think About You", but it can never really get past the fact that the original was immaculately sweet and coy, and no amount of musical discombobulation is going to surpass it. But the Sunny Street's unassuming "Pottery & Glass" is a a chiming girl-sung treat, reeking of easy melody. Plus, they have an imminent CD-r single coming out on Cloudberry, the preview track from which, "College", shimmers with low-key jangly splendour.

And we should also mention here Sarandon's "Kill Twee Pop!" album, also on Slumberland, even if it's been out long enough for many of you to have grabbed already. For Sarandon are simply one of the best British bands out there at the moment, both live and on record, and this their debut album proper (after the 28-track "Completist's Library" whetted appetites) merely proves it, both including and building on the finery of last year's "Joe's Record" 45 as they move towards (marginally) longer, but still infinitely spiky and sprightly, numbers. It's hard to describe their sound without (a) confirming that it ain't twee pop, and (b) reeling off a list of names of our favourite 80s awkward squad bands plus perhaps 90s' outsiders like the Yummy Fur and second-phase Beatnik Filmstars, so we'll restrict ourselves to saying that if you liked any one or more of the bands on the superb "Commercially Unfriendly" compilation, this will probably be one of the most exciting records you trip across this year.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

He's at it again



And so London no longer has its anti-racist festival. Again, we knew this kind of Toryboy gesture politics was on its way, but even we didn't realise quite how near this would be to the top of his in-tray: axing the theme of a festival actually set up in response to a number of racist attacks, including the Lawrence murder in relation to which Johnson's own pronouncements over the years have been so shameful. It was, of course, a move warmly applauded from a predictable quarter, as well as one that would have no doubt been cleared by Central Office.

But did he really not have more important things to worry about in his first few weeks than bolstering his rep as posterboy of the unhinged old-skool right ? Or did he worry that he might have dimmed that rep by casting a few empty words, before the election, in the vague direction of inclusion ?

In the meantime, we're grateful for all our Rise and Respect memories, from Fallacy, Blak Twang and De La Soul at the turn of the century right up to what turned out to be the last one we'll ever go to.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Amble Side Story



The photographer would have had to stand in the middle of the A591 to take this particular northern portrait. After clicking the shutter, their best bet would have been the Royal Oak, the welcoming Tudor-era free house that takes up the right-hand side of the picture.

Retracing their steps, strolling across the threshold, we spot all yer proper pub necessaries: the fruit machine, the dartboard, the "Support the Lifeboats" window sticker, the roll of dishonour that lists the score of locals barred from this and seemingly every other boozer in the village. Pumps for a trio of Keswick ales are on proud display - the Thirst Oak is allegedly brewed exclusively for this very hostelry - but like pretty much everywhere in the Lakes now, the main trade is being done in Guinness and lager. There's Carlsberg on draught: the bubbles rise, dance. We partake.

On one wall of the drinking hole we'd just left, the Churchill Hotel, there was a signed portrait of the appropriately Churchillian figure of Terry Butcher: the famous pose where he troops off the field with his head wreathed in bandages, the three lions on his shirt drenched in blood (possibly his own). The Royal Oak is not so bellicose, long having shed previous, rather more aggressive monikers (the Fighting Cocks, anyone ?). Instead, its walls warm traditionalists' hearts by boasting framed diagrams of beer engine fittings, porcelain spirit measures and brewers' sundries; sepia photos of old Ambleside; and an action shot of Skelwith Force in full torrent. From the ceiling hang wooden skis, an old-fashioned ice-skate, a vintage lacrosse stick: the usual random pub paraphernalia. No mazy neon or glimmer globes in here.

The snug rooms either side of the Oak's front bar contrast in character. The space to the right is carpeted, with stools and saloon chairs upholstered in deep, ornate, reds: their incumbents appear to be happily slumped fellwalkers, taking the weight off aching feet as ITV Sport flickers on the back wall. On the emptier left-hand side of the bar, the decor is more parsimonious: white walls, a wood-panelled floor, dark oakwood chairs and Channel Four news. Unsure as to which side to plump for, we take our glasses out front instead.

Here, back in shot on the patio, the canopies are now green, but otherwise it's pretty much as you see it (though there's a disappointing lack of people taking happy snaps from the middle of the road). Passing tourists come and go, on their way from guest houses and B&Bs to ambitiously-priced restaurants. The local youth gabble with their mobiles and each other, while a lone old dear necks a G&T at the adjacent table. As for the beer "garden", the shrubbery consists mainly of firs and wilted pansies nestling forlornly in pots of earth, overrun with stubbed-out cigarettes. As evening interlopes, we breathe in the traffic and the teenagers' Lambert & Butlers. The sky cools.

Once the bubbles are spent, we venture to the yellow-washed eating house, the Priest's Hole, on the left hand side of the photo. What this picture doesn't show you is the vicious curve of Church Street as the double yellow lines veer down to your left: you might step inside the restaurant at street level, but you're a good storey above the A-road by the time you reach your table, with a whole Oxfam shop beneath the floorboards. We dine until late amongst jaunty Mediterranean music, hearty veggie options and copper kettles that dangle from the rafters. And so today's Cumbrian chapter closes.

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Er, yes, Half Man Half Biscuit. The Prenton Park regulars and onetime indie darlings who surfaced halfway through Thatcher's time at the helm, who were feted for singing so succinctly about the twin travails of that era (unemployment and daytime TV), who are now most fondly remembered by many only for their first - arguably their weakest! - LP, "Back In The DHSS". But who, over eleven albums and 22 years now, have been ever expanding their lyrical range.

Nigel Blackwell remains essentially a storyteller, always beckoning us to confront the humour, the romance and the occasional toe-curling grimness of our lives. So HMHB still vividly sketch out the healthy absurdities of pop and pomp, still breezily prick the cult of (micro)celebrity, still deliciously max on the sarky, snarky and surreal. Yet they've also patented a new strain of defiantly British road music - the shambling guitar travelogue of "Keeping Two Chevrons Apart", "M6-ster", "Bottleneck at Caple Curig", "Asparagus Next Left" - which casts Blackwell as a latter day Alfred Wainwright, unafraid to describe every hill and dale, every peak and trough of his journeys, in his own inimitable prose.

Cast a glance at the band's touring schedule over the years: inbetween wowing the likes of Rock City, the Queen Elizabeth Hall or a packed LA2, they've made trips to Ulverston, Charlbury, Frome, Bilston, Holmfirth, Stourbridge, Matlock, Penzance and darkest New Cross... it's all grist to the mill, to their tales of crawler lanes and cats-eyes, street signs and tailbacks. Blackwell is a quiet evangelist, coaxing us insular urbanites outside: whether from mews houses and Georgian crescents, or stifling estates and dank alleyways, the listener is implored to explore the myriad byways of rural and semi-rural Britain he celebrates. It's no coincidence that the new record's sleeve contains a quote from another eminent traveller, George Borrow: "There are no countries in the world less known by the British than these self same British islands".

That's why we thought this pilgrimage of sorts was the least we could do. Besides being a good chance to get away from it all (we do still love London: just not those 4x4-driving bastards in Bexley & Bromley: even if,and hey, let's be fair to Boris, so far only a quarter of a million Londoners are worse off as a result of his policies).

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Anyway. Every 2 or 3 years we write pretty much the same thing about HMHB (here's last time round). Our schtick basically boils down to recording that (a) they're social commentators par excellence, (b) their two decades or so of unfailing post-C86 aceness have been brazenly, unfeelingly overlooked, and (c) as befits this pattern the kids are gonna ignore their latest album. Maybe the overlooking is partly down to the fact that HMHB are usually ahead of their time in what they choose to champion or disdain (their falling out of love with football song, "Friday Night and the Gates are Low", was released when everyone else was starting to pretend to like the sport, when the zeitgeist was Britpop, ladmags and wannabe cool Britannia: though we feel sure that Nigel would have appreciated the local paper's Ambleside FC promotion supplement as much as us).

And we could witter on for England about how HMHB are also one of the best singles bands in world history, despite only intermittently releasing any: their discography on 45 includes the likes of "Eno Collaboration", "Dickie Davies' Eyes", "Look Dad No Tunes", "Jarg Armani", "Trumpton Riots"... many of indiedom's very finest songs. But there comes a point where you've heard it all (though we've tried a thousand times, a thousand times to change your mind). If you don't like HMHB now, you never will: if you somehow still think they're a novelty band, you always will.

Plus, we've got hillsides, tearooms and churchyards to explore. So we'll dispense with even the pretence of reviewing "CSI: Ambleside" (brief memo to Lake District felony stat fans: the parish newsletter notes approvingly that crime in Ambleside has fallen by 6% in the last year). Suffice to say that if you're a fan, and you don't already have it, it won't disappoint.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Cheer of a Black Hat



This, a great shame. People who know about these things have told us that when folks first heard "Bo Diddley" (the song) back in the day, it was a little like our generation hearing "Upside Down" for the first time. But whatever the truth of that, we'll continue to remember our encounter with him in Camden with no little warmth. Rest in.

Monday, May 26, 2008

"Highgate Cemetery in the Rain"



There's ever delight in drizzle. If you choose a rainy bank holiday for a walk across Hampstead Heath, the people might not be out in numbers (ha - fairweathers), but in the Hardyesque mists you'll still have the company of the moorhens, ducks and crows. Then, why not wander, via the dreary opulence of a sodden Highgate village, through the swirling greens and greys of Waterlow Park (where woodpeckers are the avian speciality), and down to Highgate Cemetery? And find that it's still possible to enjoy this hallowed ground without even Wolfie Smith in sight, to have George Eliot, Faraday and Marx and all to yrself, to indulge in quiet, uninterrupted contemplation about the mysteries of the universe. Such as how, after the swashbuckling high of "Cloud 9", Tinchy Stryder allows himself to be sullied again every time the lacklustre "Breathe" appears on Channel U. How "Arrival of the Queen of Sheba", a number written before punk was invented, can arguably still be the best three-minute pop song of all time. And how the hell Domenech has managed not to pick Trezeguet for Euro 2008.

Eventually, you might want to quit thinking about these things, all as intractable as the Schleswig-Holstein question. You should get home, change out of your drenched gear and knock up a top 20 worth of playlist to dry you off and warm you up:

1. Paul Mac "Cusp Of It All"

This from his "Scratched Soul" download single on Stimulus Records. Since redeployed as our soundtrack to "Holloway Road in the Rain": lasts exactly as long as the walk from Holloway Rd tube to Highbury Corner...

2. Glenn Wilson "Industrial Control"
3. Glenn Wilson "Phoenix"


"Control" - returning to the Marx theme ? - is from a v/a 12" on Unknown Forces, the grooves of which also shelter some not unmemorable tunes from Distek / Zoid, Jeroen Liebregts and Bas Mooy. "Phoenix", meanwhile, is the lead track on another single released earlier this year, a 3-track EP of the same name on Compound which Glenn has all to himself. Both are very fine, pacy stuff from an artist we're now rapidly scrabbling to get hold of more from... and we think our belated discovery of Glenn - no relation to Ant, or even Phil - more than justifies us wheeling out the phrase "Oh! Mr Wilson" again, even if you don't.

4. Badawi ft. Juakali "Crows"

From a 12" on ROIR (yes, the same ROIR that gave us the Raincoats!) The A-side is a Badawi / Kode 9 instrumental joint called "Den of Drumz", but we prefer the B, albeit that the ubiquitous Juakali's vocal seems to have been recorded underwater. Rippling, then.

5. Deicide "Severed Ties"

This and "In The Eyes of God", at least, from the new "Till Death Do Us Part" LP on Earache, hurtle along with the accomplished, at least-mildly satanic vim we'd want and expect. But could we recommend you the whole album ? Frankly, sadly, no, not this (day and) time (my brother). Best investigate the last one, "The Stench of Redemption", instead...

6. The Fall "50 Year Old Man"

A tune that's everything you'd demand from the Fall, fading out far too soon at around the 11'30 mark, with Mark inevitably exhorting "Fade out!" in that identifiably demented way of his. Recalls Even As We Speak's "Beautiful Day", the daddy of inspired mid-song derailments, in the way that on not one but two occasions it so deliciously decamps from its main thumping, uncompromising furrow. The hub of their not unreasonable "Imperial Wax Solvent" LP on Sanctuary, a record that thuds that little bit harder, overall, than Reformation TLC.

7. Warrior Queen "Bad Boyz"

Eschewing recent dalliances with dubstep, this is a smart, tart reggae-ish number, one that also goes very nicely with the Buju Banton and Queen Omega singles we've mentioned on here recently.

8. Quincy "Can't Wear My Air Force"
9. Pres T "Dis Lickle Yout"


ILWTTISOTT favourites from Bless Beats' very busy "Hard Days Graft" CD on Eskibeat Recordings (the Atomic Beat Records of grime), both of which deserve more than a maybe.

10. Wiley "Music Money"

Though we mentioned a handful of tracks, we wouldn't want you to think that "Umbrella Volume 1" doesn't have other stand-outs. Nor would we want you to think that "Wearing My Rolex" was anything other than the commercial pinnacle of Wiley. True, the beat on this is apt to cause serious structural damage if you 'accidentally' amp it up: but we reckon any increase in yer building insurance premium will be well worth it. At some point, remind us to go on and on about "Grime Wave", too.

11. Cee-Rock 'The Fury' "Kill Da Killin'"

About a million years ago, a 12" from the Wolftown label fell into our hands: a 4-track taster EP by some New York bloke called Cee-Rock 'The Fury', for an album to be called, a little improbably, "Bringin' Da' Yowzah!!!" Said 12", which featured collaborations with some of the usual West Midlands suspects (Late, Juttla), was brill (ooh, it seems to be #18 here), but although the final Cee-Rock long-player apparently did get a limited release at some point, we certainly never managed to track it down. Anyway, no matter as finally in 2008 a CD of the same name has been (re)issued, on Abstract Urban; it appears to be on general release (coming with a knowing "No Parental Advisory Necessary" peel-off sticker); and it features a number of corkers including the standout, lead song from that Wolftown EP, "Anderson Iz Nice". A reminder that there is much in American hip-hop to enjoy, even if it's a hell of a task to find it inamongst all that rampantly commercialised gangsta posery. And the ebullient "Kill Da Killin'", which neatly encapsulates The Fury's own defiantly anti-thug msg, is not only on "Yowzah!!!" redux, but seems to be getting a separate release as a single, too. Hurrah.

12. Fosca "We See The World As Our Stunt Doubles"

Talking of million-year waits... they're back, you know, with a new album called "The Painted Side of the Rainbow". What this rather spangly should-be single is off of. And especially in a world that appears all too ready to tolerate the vacuous chuntering bluster of the Pigeon Detectives et al, we would argue that Fosca are needed more than ever before.

13. The Wedding Present "I Lost The Monkey"
14. The Wedding Present "Don't Take Me Home Until I'm Drunk"


"El Rey", their new album on Vibrant Records, is better, we think, and certainly more consistent, than "Take Fountain", only the first two singles from which really shone. It's a record which manages somehow to sound both shambling and widescreen - the press are probably right to attribute this to the fact that the once heavily-flagellated TWP are now seen almost as a lovable curio, the cliche of gritty Yorkshire indie transplanted to L.A... The lyrics are still the usual blend of love triangle narratives and execrable chat-up lines, but especially where the guitars still shamble a little sweetly - like "Spider-Man on Hollywood", the longer, languid "Boo Boo" or indeed "Don't Take Me Home..." which we now remember they previewed at ULU last year - you can still easily identify that wily old sea dog David Lewis Gedge as the same man who's been toying with jangle-headed listeners' heart-strings since the mid-80s. The taster single, "The Thing I Like Best About Him Is His Girlfriend", if disappointingly non-ska, is amongst the lighter and frothier tunes here, yet just as darling as "I'm From Further North Than You", say. Plus, there are many more-than-mildly satisfying tranches of noise (ah, Mr Albini, we presume!) inamongst the various earnest strumathons.

15. Robert Forster "Demon Days"

There are gentlemen and ladies of our acquaintance who are smitten with Bob Dylan, or someone called the Boss, who seethe with resigned frustration every time we admit that we just can't quite "get" their devotion. Yet we do recognise their pain: we always have to defend Robert Forster when some whippersnapper insists that his songs leave them cold, or worse are merely *okay*... Like a favourite uncle, he remains immune to criticism from us, and it's a right we feel he's earned many times over, and if he made a bad record - even if he became a stadium-botherer - we wouldn't let it deflect our ardour. So we won't purport to say anything other than that new album "The Evangelist" is, for us, a tender treat. And reiterate that we would rather die tomorrow still loving the Go-Betweens, than live forever liking Royworld.

16. Mytty Archer "Too Many Lovers"

Any 7"s from 555 Recordings still droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven (even if we fear they're gonna droppeth in ever-decreasing numbers, so long as this ungrateful globe continues to shun them). And on the 3-track 555 48 (play at 33), we have an army of all the talents: the Cannanes take on "Don't Fear The Reaper" with grace and gentle pizazz, while the inestimable Boyracer pay tribute to the Beatniks with a not-fi clamber around the classic "Supremer Queener". But the pick is Mytty Archer's tune, a flitting dazzle of guitar with a soft-spoken vocal that briefly blossoms into rainflecked sheets of noise before departing too soon.

17. Boyracer "Faith Seeds"

One more spot of gentle rain, then: a five-tracker on 555 / Jelly Fant, this time played at 45, and split between the Racer and the infectious Que Possum (including the latter's "Unrested", from this). It's all good, obviously: but "Faith Seeds" is the play for today.

18. The Occasional Keepers "I've Realised"
19. The Occasional Keepers "If The Ravens Leave"


Having been less than enthralled by their previous outings, the latest album "True North" (on LTM) in places makes some fairly serious amends: these particular songs being so damnably gorgeous that they make us want to rip up every damning word we've ever said. About anyone. Really, two sumptuous, enviro-consh tracks. One of which you can listen to here.

20. Zipper "Goodbye"

This is from their "11" LP on Liliput. We saw them live: they made us *smile*. Life can be beautifully, absurdly simple.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Better Than You Think (or, How To Re-Sell Soul To A Nation Of Millions That Forgot It Had A Soul)



"Brixton! London! England!"...

D. "Public Enemy No. 1". The man. Still angry, still hating on guns and gun culture, still incandescent at where US rap has got to and all it celebrates. FLAVOR. "A legend in his own mind". Irrepressible, energetic, taking running jumps into the crowd... Terminator X ? Sadly no, still "retired in North Carolina". Professor Griff ? Not allowed out of the States... The S1Ws ? Yes, they're here. Striking kung-fu poses, pirouettes, throwing shapes, sometimes being statues. Occasionally fishing Flav out of the throng. "Hell yeah"... DJ Lord presides over the decks. And THE BOMB SQUAD are in the house. Wow. Wow. Wow.

It's not just noise. It's noise and shouting. And scratching. And bass, guitar and drums. And more shouting.

This is the 20 year anniversary, of course, of IT TAKES A NATION OF MILLIONS TO HOLD US BACK. Both this and "George Best" performed anew in the matter of a few months... Flavor is milking it a bit. Chuck observes him, hands on hips, with a kind of resigned, weary tolerance. Flav carries on with the old-skool call and response. Chuck looks at his watch. Priceless.

But it's a wonderful noise. This is fantastic, more than it could be if it was fuelled *only* by nostalgia. We really weren't intending to write a word on this. But try and stop us now.

(At home, afterwards, we dig out another old fanzine, "What's this generation coming to ?": looks like Pete Dale's handiwork. "Sorry Morrissey, but Public Enemy say more to me about my life than you have for about five years". There's nothing new in loving the PE.)

Tonight they carry on bringing the noise, carry on giving. Take "Night Of The Living Baseheads", "Rebel Without A Pause": these are standards. Almost textbooks on lyricism and technique. Like "Paid In Full", they're songs that are built to last, and have done so effortlessly - every lyric, every beat, the way Chuck emphasises every syllable still imprinted on our mind, two decades on and for always. One day, we'll be humming them in some retirement home.

"Nation Of Millions" is still one of the 10 greatest albums of all time (a little like "Reign In Blood", which it famously samples). And when we say 10 best, we don't mean "10 most influential", "10 you should own", "10 you should have in your collection to appear cool", any of that broadsheet non-sense. This is one of the 10 most MUSICALLY EXCITING, *now*. One of the 10 that SAYS THE MOST... And it's not even their best album.

Tonight's gig is the polar opposite of the Pistols' show here a few months ago. Once having rescued music is the only thing the two bands now have in common...

D reminds us how London welcomed Public Enemy in '87. That tour was a phenomenon. We'd kill to have been there. Remember the controversy ? Seems so quaint - the record still slays now, but the messages are so obviously, overwhelmingly positive. A flashback - "I like that from the people up top". YES... And there's shouting, more shouting. We're shouting. Must be something wrong with us.

"Promoter's dream, fan's fantasy, artist's challenge", notes D sagely of the task set for Public Enemy tonight. He's being cute, almost suggesting he wanted no part in this exercise. But Chuck is wise enough to know that tonight is not just about reluctantly going along with the Man - it's an opportunity. A few years ago, when we saw them at the much smaller Forum (where a respectable music journalist asked us what Flav was wearing round his neck - And a national paper sent you to review a Public Enemy show ?) the place was not so packed. And if they'd been here to play their most recent long-player, "How You Sell Soul To A Soulless People Who Sold Their Soul?", the Academy wouldn't be brimming like this with anticipation, expectation, passion. More people in the house means more COMMUNICATION, and in this case more CONNECTION. And PE have always been about messages, as "Black Steel" - for which D uses a couple of pieces of A4 as a lyric sheet-cum stage prop - perfectly illustrates.

So. At the end of the barrage of "Party For Your Right To Fight", the dream / fantasy / challenge is achieved. Then - somehow - things are upped a notch further. D plays up to being freed from the shackles of the contract, and the set goes rogue. "Welcome To The Terrordome" works especially well. "Shut 'Em Down", we've always had a soft spot for: "Too Much Posse", we haven't. But there's a whirlwind of other tunes though: "Can't Truss It", "PE #1", "911 Is A Joke", last year's "Harder Than You Think", "Fight The Power" to properly rip it up. It's all a kind of blistering medley of noise complemented by the ceaseless activity on stage - at any time there are between ooh, 10 and 15 people jumping, rapping, playing, swaying, or just standing nodding. We're bouncing up and down, too.

It's half past twelve and they're trying to switch the lights out. But Flav won't go away. Aaw, he's clearly made up by the occasion, the reception. He needs a few people to shout "Fuck Racism": and in this our 5% BNP city, we need them to mean it. The fanzine we found later on, reminding us how PE did the same at Reading, all those years ago, asked: "... what's wrong with a simple, powerful message ?"

Finally, Flav needs a few of us to shout "Fuck George Bush". Alright then, for old time's sake, one for the road. There's a bundle towards the last tube, but few make it. Who cares.

Really. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Brilliant.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

And those that laughed, they are laughing again



For fuck's sake.

It's not good enough to have voted for a laugh because you liked him off the telly, or to have plumped for him because of some half-baked fantasy that it would "teach Gordon a lesson". This isn't the high-jinks student japery of putting "Jedi" on a census form, nor is it some kind of noble protest vote. This is electing a known incompetent, a self-parodic Dickensian bumbler, old Etonian and new Islingtonian (who we've meanwhile been paying to be an Oxfordshire MP) and doing so simply in the hope he's going to offer good copy. Someone who has been given a free ride just for that reason, not just as you might expect from the Evening Standard (whose editor basically put him up as a candidate) and those mindnumbing Murdoch and Rothermere freesheets, but also, inexplicably, by BBC London and others, so eager these days to be sucked into the papers' agenda.

Now, not only have we got a Conservative mayor, enough obloquy in itself, but he's the UK Dubya, a candidate so irredeemably and unintentionally comedic that even the Tories have been sensible enough not to let him near the front bench since they sacked him from it. But, just as they were happy to back Jeffrey Archer, for pity's sake, as mayor of us rabble (only really relenting when he went to prison) they are of course happy to let this clown loose on London too, on a city that has been loath to do them any favours over the years, and that stands for so much of what they hate.

So what are the new broom's policies ? "No two boroughs are alike. Your corner of the capital is unique and the issues affecting you are too", says the glossy Boris website. His specifically-tailored policies for our borough ? "Safer streets" is one. Yes, that's it, a whole policy. Two words. "Better living conditions in London NE" - without further elaboration - is another bullet-point. Inspired. And remember, this is in his *own* borough: that's how much of a policy vacuum we're in. A third 'policy' is "reducing gang crime". Well spotted: that is a problem here. But er, exactly how many candidates are proposing to increase gang crime ? And how is he actually proposing to implement these brilliant fag-packet policies ? Not a single word of explanation.

But hey, none needed. Nobody asked the new mayor, even really cared, what his policies were, or if he had any: they colluded in his advisers' tactics of keeping him away from the camera and the microphone, where he can't do so much damage to himself. Do people really think that this erstwhile pillar of the Bullingdon Club is just a Tim Nice-but-dim, "a bloody good bloke" ? Do they forget how even while Ken Livingstone was sticking it to Thatcher (before she abolished the GLC), Boris was knocking out boorish right-wing copy for the pages of the Telegraph ? His worldviews are hardly, were never, obscure: his vocal backing of Clause 28, his on-record defence of Islamophobia, his famously pitiful response to the Macpherson inquiry (it is not pure coincidence that he was the fascist party's nominated second preference mayoral candidate). True to form, he also thinks that his own children are above attending local schools, which kinda makes it harder for him to claim he'll be that energised to improve them.

So, in the void where serious policy discussion could have been, the media homed in on crucial points like the alleged fecklessness of Red Ken or Lee Jasper (as if Boris, with his record, should have the moral high ground on family and fidelity), or on spewing endless invective against bendy buses (as if the return of the Routemaster was the only issue worth voting on). Transport-wise, the real issue for years now has been a re-enactment of an old battle of 1980s London: the same Tory councils who then tried to bury Fares Fair and the GLC were now out to nail the Freedom Pass and a socialist, thankfully only nominally New Labour, mayor.

And they got him. Of course you could have legit issues with the old mayor and his style. But regardless of the self-aggrandisement or other personal capital it brought him, Ken Livingstone spent basically his adult lifetime working for and promoting this city: and what we saw with our eyes over the last eight years, from both north and south of the river, was a positive transformation in so many ways. A mayor who was hands-on, involved and actually made things happen, including things that even made a difference, not least the congestion charge (something that the new mayor notably won't be attempting to repeal).

Nobody sensibly thinks that Johnson will stick up for the unwaged or the low-paid, that he will continue to support schemes for integration, regeneration or anti-racism. None of us are under any illusion that he will have the bottle or the inclination to threaten or challenge vested interests, to adopt policies that even tilt at redistributing wealth or increasing opportunity, to push back on the councils (and to be fair, it won't just be the Tory ones) who tell him where to stick his 'consensus' approach to affordable housing. When he tries to convince us of a Damascene conversion, that he's now a friend of the environment and public transport, a supporter of social housing and multicultural society (remember, "I'm down with the ethnics" is a direct, recent quote!), we think we're entitled not to believe him.

As for what might happen with major infrastructure projects, to Underground PPP, Crossrail or Stratford 2012, it's too dispiriting to contemplate. Forget the twinkling eyes of his dining-club fellow Cameron, and remember what the real Conservative party in the country is like: because it's that lot who are again in the ascendancy, with Boris Johnson as their willing puppet in City Hall for the next few years.

*Sigh*. Those of you outside this city can rightly feel a little amused: sometimes London needs taking down a peg or two, and making it a laughing stock (not just in the UK) by voting in Johnson is one way of doing that. But this is, inescapably, a win for the crowing press corps who peppered us with increasingly desperate stories of how the old mayor was unworthy of our vote because he was consorting with Muslims, with union leaders, with environmentalists, with other such enemies of the state. A triumph for the blue-rinsers who came out in force to champion their hero, the mop-topped crusader against "political correctness", while three million Londoners deigned to stay at home, no doubt with better things to do. A victory for those who inhabit the benighted world of the Beeb's subtle, seminal, demented online comedy "Have Your Say". But for us, it's just a flat, inglorious, pit-of-stomach defeat that makes London seem a slightly darker place tonight.