Moorgate, 5 March 2006

I've been investing too much of my eyestrain and waking hours at work, which is why "the general public" has been spared the tedium of these posts for a while. I'd kind of half-done for ages an essay which went on in reasonable detail about Pete Dale, Akhenaton, and Ant's "Tooled Up", but am not sure when I am going to get the chance to finish it… (a bit like the Saturn V / Secret Shine one which has now been on the backburner for ooh, 6 years) and I also kept meaning to big up Norwich City on this page for having provided me with the best matchday pies I have ever tasted, but then I never got round to writing that up, either… and then it occurred to me that you might think the absence of posting meant that there's no decent tuneage around, or, heaven forbid, that there are no decent East Anglian footy pie, neither of which are the case at all, so this post is just to blitz the keyboard, pad out the next half-hour, and spatter across this page some passing comments about many more records of some brilliance right now, before making like Mahzer Mahmood and making my excuses and leaving… and yes there is Pete's album, with Phil Tyler (Spraydog) which starts with its two worst tracks but then blossoms in parts quite wonderfully, especially "Music Rules"… but hopefully more of that anon. In the meantime apologies for the perfunctoriness of the following, prosaic summary of what's "hot" in my particular alternative universe. It's even in alphabetical order - a bit like a dictionary, but less interesting (and less handy for Scrabble).

Ant and DDR "Part Of The Union" (12", Superconductor): This being the minimalist buzzing anklebiter on the AA, that puts to shame Ant and Chris Liberator's more in-yer-face A, "F***in' Freak". More "Squarewave Rebel" than "Surge".

The Berzerker "World Of Lies" (Earache, CD album): Now Melbourne's 2nd best band. This is raw, production-lite, and much more underground than "Dissimulate" and includes a slew of particularly great 3 minute growlers before the superfluosity-defining 20 minute instrumental closer "Farewell". "Never Hated More" (sadly nothing to do with Trembling Blue Stars) is an early favourite.

Blade "Guerrilla Tactics (691 Influential, CD album): Yahay, a real revelation after "Storms Are Brewing": the only track on that which really caught fire, despite the usual lyrical passion, was "Pop Idol", and that only in its Million Dead and other 12" remix forms rather than its somewhat anaemic LP guise. Don't be fooled by the only ok-ish, too eager to please taster single "It's Your Time": "Guerilla Tactics" is really very strong, w/ tonking production throughout from Baby J, the odd guest spot from the likes of top-drawer up-and-comer Manage (on the posse cut "Army Of Barmy Rappers"), and adorned with some proper uptempo slamming samples (opener "Mumps"). The last cut, "UK Hip Hop", a history lesson from one who knows, actually reminds you how UKHH has actually been pretty brilliant for 20 years odd (and how it's a bastard that you can't get any Hijack, Caveman, Hardnoise, etc etc on CD for love, money nor threatening record store employees). "B.L.A.D.E.", where Blade gets to go on about how great he is, is frankly spot on: I would encourage him to big himself up even more in future, as he has done as much for UK Hip Hop as anyone. Like he says, he just wants to rhyme.

The Chesterf!elds "Electric Guitars In Their Hearts - The Best Of The Chesterf!elds" (Cherry Red): As someone who has moved from Ricky Hatton weight to Joe Calzaghe weight in a couple of years, I should use this phrase sparingly but, pound for pound, this is of course not as strong as the enhanced "Kettle" CD that came out on Vinyl Japan, which added 8 other early sherbet joys to the 12 on that esteemed debut record. Indeed, "Kettle Plus", as it should be known, is still jockeying aggressively for a place in the top ten artist compilations ever, no matter what "Ron Rom" or other eighties music press fey-haterz might have thought at the time. Yup, "Electric Guitars" gives a better feel for the 'fields post-'86 progressions and ignored later line-ups: but the truth is that it was the endless summer of their youth that produced all their real dropdead classic tunes.

Darkthrone "The Cult Of Goliath" (from "The Cult Is Alive" album on Peaceville): Kickstarting the latest Terrorizer cover mount, to my ears this sounds much less like black metal and much more like, well, a grungey Conflict. Which is obv. even better.

D.A.V.E The Drummer and K.N. "Work The Groove" (Cluster, 12"):
Pleasing to mine ears, as Alan Partridge might once have said. Suspect this artist collaboration is one worth repeating (unlike, may I suggest, Morrissey and Siouxsie).

DJ Preach "Hydraulix 32" (Hydraulix, 12"): most plaudits for the Canadian have come for the B side, but the A is more satisfyingly relentless, with a suspiciously high recording volume meaning it batters you somewhat mercilessly, not unlike the freezing March wind we're currently getting.

Hareball (Martyn Hare) "Differ" (Emetic, 12"): A rare young man in the techno game, MH's own label continues its Matinee-esque consistency... Props most for the Milf remix, all high-falutin metallic chimes and shimmering silver: the Black Angle mix sounds more like one of the 4x4 'clanking' numbers, while Hare's original mix, while striking, takes a little too long to get going.

Life "Realities Of Life" (Zebra Traffic, CD album): Early view - this is storming. Mostly a little US-influenced in terms of rhyming style, but the lyrical content is UK-heavy and conscious without being dull (although at times it is almost overpoweringly depressing - check out the dramatic "What Our Estates Have Become"). First CD outing for "I Really Care", which is a bonus, but plenty of the new tracks are very high powered indeed. Welcome stuff.

Lowkey "Key To The Game (Volume 3)" (Sensory Overload, CD): Again, an excellent mixtape from Lowkey, still in his teens - to think he wasn't even born when the June Brides made the NME front cover (a digression, but this is why we must still TEACH THE CHILDREN). Anyway, this has got the single, the banger "London", but still better are "Trials and Tribulations" and the swaggering should-be-a-single "Read Between The Lines". I think the Chemo website has a nice Wordsmith / Lowkey mp3 somewhere too, if you feel the need to check that.

Magnum Force "Blow The Bloody Doors Off (Remixes)" (Stay Up Forever, 12"): Enjoyable 303-fest for Italian Job aficianados. I'm not one of them though, so for me it's just an otherwise enjoyable 303-fest with annoying Michael Caine samples.

Nasum "Grind Finale" (Relapse, 2xCD album): A retrospective with a difference - eschewing their 4 albums, everything on here is previously unreleased on CD. I was privileged to see what may well have been their last ever gig, before the tsunami claimed Mieszyko, and this deluxe package is a worthy testament. I ain't gonna pretend work has yet allowed me to trawl through all these tracks: if you're wondering how many there are, well let's just say if I had a pound for every tune, I'd have er, just over half a dozen ponies. You do the math(s).

Shredder "32930 Miles There And Back" (Apex, I think, 12"): 3-tracker from the latest Guy McAffer pseudonym. Track 2 especially up with the better (i.e. madder) cuts from "Ave Some Of That You…"

Sway "This Is My Demo" (Dcypha, CD album): Andy Gill in the Independent on Sunday called this "the best rap album in years". No it isn't. It is pretty good - I like Sway a lot, especially when flowing at speed (title track, and the garagey "Hype Boys") or just raising a smile (the 90's West Coast homage "Little Derek", or his legendary bars on "Harvey Nicks") - but the album production lurches towards the commercial too much, and tempts him into slowing down once too often. Also, about 10% of the record consists of lame skits irritatingly segued into the tunes themselves. I mean, buy it and everything, but it is not even the best UK rap album of this year so far - see Lowkey, Blade, Life, (q.v.)...

Taskforce "Music From The Corner Volume 4" (MFTC): …and see also Taskforce. The 'corner' of course being Highbury Corner, sort of, and this is sufficiently bleak as to bring to mind the Mickey Ds and that dodgy Wetherspoon's opposite the roundabout. While I'm still getting into it, it's already clear they retain their uncompromising menace and, as ever, their extremely slept-on production talent, while still refining their "cyanide sound". First volume for a while without pre-teen MC Remus though, which is a little of a shame.

Television Personalities "All The Young Children On Smack, All The Young Children On Crack" (Domino, 7"): Love it or hate it, as surely all who listen to it will, this is an extraordinary single. You know that feeling you normally only get listening to the Fall, when you’re confused because what you're hearing kind of seems a bit terrible, but you also have the nagging feeling that it may prove to be one of the greatest records ever made ? What I am sure of is that I heartily approve of Domino's policy of investing the profits reaped by selling Arctic Monkeys and Franz Ferdinand records in funding the uber-eccentric comebacks of indie legends like Mr Treacy (or "Danny from the block" as he now feels able to style himself…) Plus, "My Dark Places", the new LP from which this comes, is the best record on the label since Hood's "Outside Closer" a year ago, and the most emotional / borderline very disturbing I've heard for aeons. I'd like to describe how it sounds but I can't really - it's as if Mark Perry got really really hammered and then met up with Vic Godard and then they both set about roughing up Gregory Webster around the pub piano. In 1986. And somebody was recording it on the least expensive condenser microphone ever commercially available.

I'm hoping I can post 'sensibly' again some time in April. I know there will be at least 1 more hotly-anticipated* album out by then.


* By the likes of me and my imaginary street teams, not the "real world" alas...


mervin cola said…
Apologies. I've yet to grasp the technicalities of posting comments on these blogs. I wrote one earlier and it appears at the foot of your front page. I had intended it to appear beneath the latest entry but I'm afraid things went frightfully awry. Perhaps I should also mention that I had to sign up for this whole malarky in order to leave a comment, having initially hoped that I could leave comments without having to fill in all those silly boxes etc. etc.

So please - ignore the whole Mervin Cola's Unstable Mint Cycle thing. It's just a front, a tiresome act of necessary subterfuge enabling me to contact you.

I miss the zine a lot, and have been trying to track you down for some time. Ugh. Anyway, glad to see you're still writing stuff. Nice one!!
useless said…
Cheers... and

1) I wish this was still a zine, too... I wish I could run a label or write or something instead of a real job. But I can't.

2) Sorry about the boxes, etc. Thing is, I had to do it because otherwise you just get spam clogging up the comments form.

Best wishes,
mervin cola said…
No worries. And thanks for the reply.

Oh yeah, I'm horrifically familiar with the constraints ceated by jobs, life, the puniverse and everything. Ugh. To say it can present an obstacle to getting other stuff done is somewhat of an understatement.

Still, I have been a busy little beaver, one way or another. Not as much as I'd like, obviously. In fact, I actually toyed quite seriously with getting a print zine together. I've been threatening for 2 decades. Count 'em 'n blart. Anyway, whilst I abandoned the idea again, there was some other stuff I did - just no-fi claptrap, essentially. The outpourings of a fevered imagination, captured on TDK SA90. Etc.

Intrigued? Me neither.

Nevertheless, I'd very much like to send you some of this...stuff. For no other reason than there's an off chance you might like bits of it.

Btw, have you read that Simon Reynolds book yet - Rip it Up and Start Again? It's ace.

Ok - better dash.

All the best.

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